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  • #31
    Re: Proof that Atheists Believe in God

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    You're not very bright are you? (i) Our body is God's temple - we must do our best to preserve it (ii) Remember Christ in the Wilderness when the Devil suggested he might like to jump off a cliff so angels could save Him? - Digging a foxhole seems the least you can do so as not to inconvenience God. (iii) God knows when our time in the Vale of Tears is up - He therefore gives us the wherewithal to ensure that we survive until then.

    Why are you atheists unutterably dense?
    On the face of it these are all valid arguments sir, however if God is omniscient, why would he be inconvenienced by deflecting away a few mortal bullets ?
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    • #32
      Re: Proof that Atheists Believe in God

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      That is right Darwinists think were are all nothing but hot air!
      That is not what Darwinists believe, no one is just hot air.

      On the other hand, that doesn't mean that most of the people on this forum isn't full of hot air.
      What power would Hell have if those imprisoned there were not able to dream of heaven?

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      • #33
        Re: Proof that Atheists Believe in God

        Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
        On the face of it these are all valid arguments sir, however if God is omniscient, why would he be inconvenienced by deflecting away a few mortal bullets ?
        (a) I'd look up the meaning of omniscient and contrast it with omnipresent. (b) One does not inconvenience God, one does not expect Him to wipe your ass when you are capable of doing it yourself.

        God is not the manager of some Big Government Welfare Center, and even if he were, He'd be into self-help.
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        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #34
          Re: Proof that Atheists Believe in God

          If I can be serious for a moment, I do have reason to believe there is a god. After all, to be able to portray James T. Kirk, T.J. Hooker, and Denny Crane? No mere mortal could that all of that. You are all invited to join me at the soon to be opened Church of Shatnerology. Donations are welcome.
          Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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          • #35
            Re: Proof that Atheists Believe in God

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            (a) I'd look up the meaning of omniscient and contrast it with omnipresent. (b) One does not inconvenience God, one does not expect Him to wipe your ass when you are capable of doing it yourself.

            God is not the manager of some Big Government Welfare Center, and even if he were, He'd be into self-help.
            Your point is well taken. That is why through the evolutionary progression of humans, and intelligence, ballistic vests were invented.

            As for head shots, that is still a challenge that natural selection will eventually resolve.
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