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  • Vatican Searches for Aliens; Proof Catholic Church Founded by ETs

    The Catholic Church is now publicly searching across the galaxy for Extra-Terrestial lifeforms. This may come as a shock to some, but not to those like me who have been blessed with revelations. Spaceship Jesus told me via telepathy on August 9, 1981 that the CATHOLIC CHURCH WAS FOUNDED BY A HALF-MAN HALF-FISH ALIEN WHO CAME TO EARTH.

    This is all truth and proven. The ancient Sumerian civilization practically sprouted up overnight. History books say this. The Sumerians attributed their civilization to an alien entity who was half-man, half-fish named Oannes (also known as Dagon). The name "Oannes" is the original version of the name "John". (Like JOHN Paul II)



    Look at his head! Does it not look familiar? Of course: it lives in in the papal hat the mitre.



    THIS IS UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE THAT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WAS FOUNDED BY ALIENS. Furthermore, these aliens are hostile towards SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE and have brainwashed billions of people over 2,000 years. When Landover Baptist says Papists are minions of Satan -- THEY ARE RIGHT!

    So it comes to no surprise that the Catholics are searching for their alien forebearers among the nebulae and islands of stars in our galaxy. READ FOR YOURSELF! It is no coincidence the Catholics admit this just 3 years before the landing of SPACESHIP JESUS ON 12/21/2012.

    Source: MSNBC

    Vatican looks to heavens for signs of alien life VATICAN CITY - E.T. phone Rome. Four hundred years after it locked up Galileo for challenging the view that the Earth was the center of the universe, the Vatican has called in experts to study the possibility of extraterrestrial alien life and its implication for the Catholic Church.

    "The questions of life's origins and of whether life exists elsewhere in the universe are very suitable and deserve serious consideration," said the Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, an astronomer and director of the Vatican Observatory.

    Funes, a Jesuit priest, presented the results Tuesday of a five-day conference that gathered astronomers, physicists, biologists and other experts to discuss the budding field of astrobiology — the study of the origin of life and its existence elsewhere in the cosmos.

    Funes said the possibility of alien life raises "many philosophical and theological implications" but added that the gathering was mainly focused on the scientific perspective and how different disciplines can be used to explore the issue.

    Similar discussions in 2005
    […]In the interview last year, Funes told Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano that believing the universe may host aliens, even intelligent ones, does not contradict a faith in God.

    "How can we rule out that life may have developed elsewhere?" Funes said in that interview.

    "Just as there is a multitude of creatures on Earth, there could be other beings, even intelligent ones, created by God. This does not contradict our faith, because we cannot put limits on God's creative freedom."

    Funes maintained that if intelligent beings were discovered, they would also be considered "part of creation."
    […]
    Today top clergy, including Funes, openly endorse scientific ideas like the Big Bang theory as a reasonable explanation for the creation of the universe. The theory says the universe began billions of years ago in the explosion of a single, super-dense point that contained all matter.

    Recent popes have been working to overcome the accusation that the church was hostile to science* — a reputation grounded in the Galileo affair.

    In 1992, Pope John Paul II declared the ruling against the astronomer was an error resulting from "tragic mutual incomprehension."[...]
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    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

    Hosea 9:7
    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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    Re: Vatican Searches for Aliens; Proof Catholic Church Founded by

    Yeah, Catlick church, intelligent beings are all over the universe. Jesus is run ragged dying on each one of them strange planets for their sins, day after day. Like that makes sense.

    'Father, who's sins will I die for today?'

    "Sending you to Altair 7, son, they worship turnips and their own dung"

    "Are they going to kill me too?"

    "Yes, Son, but it's not as bad as Earth. No nails, no cross, they just look at you disapprovingly until you lose the will to live, kinda like Mormons do."

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      Re: Vatican Searches for Aliens; Proof Catholic Church Founded by

      More papist nonsense! The Catholic Church has increasingly been giving into secular science for the last 100 years. Not only do they endorse the Big Bang and evolution, now they are postulating the existence of space aliens?

      Brother Avatar beautifully pointed out the absurdity of this. If there are aliens, then Christ would have died for them too. That doesn't make any sense!

      Also, if there are aliens, why is there no mention in Genesis? It says God created the heaven and the earth, not a whole bunch of different earths will various alien species on it. The papist church never surprises me how on how willing they will concede Scripture to accomodate atheistic science and superstitious paranoid nonsense.

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        Re: Vatican Searches for Aliens; Proof Catholic Church Founded by

        Why would Jesus die for aliens? How do we know that they even have souls? They might just be walking lizards.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          Re: Vatican Searches for Aliens; Proof Catholic Church Founded by

          I suspect that the Romanists are doing this because they have run out of altar boys to molest on this planet.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            Re: Vatican Searches for Aliens; Proof Catholic Church Founded by

            [shudder]

            Ghastly indeed would be the abominations priests would depravitate upon an alien male lizard child !!

            If such a deviancy were possible, Satan would have to build a new annex onto Hell for punishing those priests !!




            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              Re: Vatican Searches for Aliens; Proof Catholic Church Founded by

              Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
              Ghastly indeed would be the abominations priests would depravitate upon an alien male lizard child !!
              But would they surprise you at all?
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                Re: Vatican Searches for Aliens; Proof Catholic Church Founded by

                Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                CATHOLIC CHURCH WAS FOUNDED BY A HALF-MAN HALF-FISH ALIEN WHO CAME TO EARTH.
                Preposterous, but true. I'm never adverse to a game of Spot the Fish.

                The picture you show is from the Pergammon Museum in Germany:

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                Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                Look at his head! Does it not look familiar? Of course: [I]it lives in in the papal hat the mitre.
                Let me introduce you to the next pope:

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                A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                  Re: Vatican Searches for Aliens; Proof Catholic Church Founded by

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Why would Jesus die for aliens? How do we know that they even have souls? They might just be walking lizards.
                  Are you suggesting they are the Illuminati?
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Vatican Searches for Aliens; Proof Catholic Church Founded by

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    Are you suggesting they are the Illuminati?
                    It is a well-established fact that the Illuminati has infiltrated the Catholic "church" for centuries.

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Vatican Searches for Aliens; Proof Catholic Church Founded by

                      Vatican Joins Scientists In Search For Aliens





                      Wednesday, Nov 11, 2009 @09:11am CST

                      (Rome) -- Scientists and religious leaders are gathering this week in Rome for the Vatican's Pontifical Academy of Sciences conference.
                      The group is holding the meeting to study the possibility of alien life.
                      Experts will offer information on planets discovered outside of our solar system, how life may have started on earth and the geological record of life on earth.
                      The possible discovery of aliens could pose a problem for the church.
                      If there are aliens and they looked different than earth's people, how could the idea that God made man in his image hold up? Father Jose Funes, a Jesuit astronomer at the Vatican Observatory.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Vatican Searches for Aliens; Proof Catholic Church Founded by

                        We are the only life in the Universe. It is a FACT because life on other planets is NOT mentioned in the KJV Bible. It is obvious that the entire Universe is fine-tuned to support life in this planet. If you can't see that, you're a blind Satan worshiper and will go to Hell and suffer for the rest of forever for being so demonic and stupid.

                        God Bless
                        "1.07 billion members of that monstrous machine called the Roman Catholic Church. Every last one of them going to hell."

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