[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

Uhh, Zeke, what I meant is I don't believe in the existence of the biblical ark, therefore not the dung on said ark. I didn't mean that I don't believe in dung period. Sheeesh.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

Uhh, Zeke, what I meant is I don't believe in the existence of the biblical ark, therefore not the dung on said ark. I didn't mean that I don't believe in dung period. Sheeesh.

Oh, you don't think there were toilets on the Ark? After all the Ark was 100 ft longer than the largest wooden ship ever built in the modern era, and those ships were incapable of open ocean voyages, unlike the Ark. A toilet on the ship for the animals to use would have been child's play after that. Before you say well some animals were to big/ vicious/ stupid to use a bronze age toliet were that is were the dung beetles come into play.

[G-Baby]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

Well, there's a little problem with this Noah tomfooly:

How could ants and bees survive if Noah took only 2 of them?
We know that ants and bees can't survive without the colony and each other. We know that every ant or bee is an imortant "organ" of each colony. Why do you think that bees and ants are with so much?
That proves the Noah story false.

[Peter]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

And if "noah" took 1 male and 1 female of every kind on his boat, did he take worms on his boat? They are hermaphrodite, nor male, nor female.

CHECKMATE!

[G-Baby]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

And if "noah" took 1 male and 1 female of every kind on his boat, did he take worms on his boat? They are hermaphrodite, nor male, nor female.

CHECKMATE!

Peter, dude, we rule!

[G-Baby]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle

'nother contradiction. I thought you guys said to me once that wikipedia was unreliable and adaptable by everyone???
So why do you use it?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

Speaking of poop.

Here is a festival we are having on the outskirts of Freehold...

http://www.blankparkzoo.com/

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

I didn't mean that I don't believe in dung period.

So you do believe in a "dung period"? That's pretty weird. As far as I'm aware, not even "mainstream" evilutionists believe there was a period of human history when most human artifacts were manufactured out of dung. Still, there's about as much evidence for it as there is for the so-called "cretaceous" period, so I suppose that if you have to abandon the Truth of God's Holy Word and start making up wildly implausible false history, you might as well have fun with it.

[G-Baby]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

So you do believe in a "dung period"? That's pretty weird. As far as I'm aware, not even "mainstream" evilutionists believe there was a period of human history when most human artifacts were manufactured out of dung. Still, there's about as much evidence for it as there is for the so-called "cretaceous" period, so I suppose that if you have to abandon the Truth of God's Holy Word and start making up wildly implausible false history, you might as well have fun with it.

Dear friend,

Stop pushing.
Me and my friend just"ve proven on page 2 on the bottom that the little fairytale of Noah is complete nonsense.

Greetzzz
Mezelf

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

Dear friend,

Stop pushing.
Me and my friend just"ve proven on page 2 on the bottom that the little fairytale of Noah is complete nonsense.

Greetzzz
Mezelf

The only thing you and your fag lover have proven is that you are both God mockers and thus hellbound. We want to guide you onto the Path of Righteousness© but that is difficult when you insist on playing hide the pickle with every stranger you encounter.

[lilith]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

Dung Beetles bury things in the ground.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle

You explain then were else the little beetles buried the animal poo during those 40 days if you are such know-it-alls.

Not if there's NO ground,they don't.
Which really only leaves the sea....Noah,the first polluter.

[moofy]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

Only 2 possibilites here

1. Animal diapers

2. Butt plugs

THere would have been no possibilty of a "cr*pture" since that is just blasphemy!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

Well, there's a little problem with this Noah tomfooly:

How could ants and bees survive if Noah took only 2 of them?
We know that ants and bees can't survive without the colony and each other. We know that every ant or bee is an imortant "organ" of each colony. Why do you think that bees and ants are with so much?
That proves the Noah story false.

Take your collectivist claptrap elsewhere, Carla Marx. Every man on this Earth is perfectly capable of surviving on his own provided he's got a gun and a Bible (KJV1611) handy, and the same applies to bugs.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

Only 2 possibilites here

1. Animal diapers

2. Butt plugs

THere would have been no possibilty of a "cr*pture" since that is just blasphemy!

Only 2 possibilities here

1. Repent and accept Jesus

2. Spend eternity as satan's party ewe

Everything you have posted thus far is blasphemous. Are you proud of yourself, monkey worshiper?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

Dung Beetles bury things in the ground.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle

You explain then were else the little beetles buried the animal poo during those 40 days if you are such know-it-alls.

You were the one who said that dung beetles buried it, not I. I don't believe that the story of the ark is physically possible.