[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

Are you being Racist?

Not at all.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

those that get down and dirty for Jesus get to mate again and again and again! PRAISE jESUS!

Like you and Zeke in his office?

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

Like you and Zeke in his office?

Don't wag your emoticon at me! I wouldn't touch that man if he tied me up and threw me naked and squealing on the altar of Abraham. I am happily married, and furthermore, beaten sensless with His Glory!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

Don't wag your emoticon at me! I wouldn't touch that man if he tied me up and threw me naked and squealing on the altar of Abraham.

That's not what the white text in your messages says.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

That's not what the white text in your messages says.

The only white text you need to be reading is God's word! Or is your smut-covered bottom too busy being sodomized by Satan's pitchfork?

Gossip is a sin! I'd quote you a verse on that but I'm too busy consoling Jesus, who you have deeply offended.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

The only white text you need to be reading is God's word!

If you don't want it read, don't post it. I'm surprised Thumper hasn't challenged you to a cat fight.

Or is your smut-covered bottom too busy being sodomized by Satan's pitchfork?

My, but you TC's are obsessed with anal sex.

Gossip is a sin! I'd quote you a verse on that but I'm too busy consoling Jesus, who you have deeply offended.

You wrote the white text, not me.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can’t answer

You wrote the white text, not me.

If you don't want it read, don't post it. I'm surprised Thumper hasn't challenged you to a cat fight

I have prayed every day since I became a member here that sister Thumper gets what she deserves, which is a ring and a date from Brother Zeke.

Unfortuantely, the only ring she may be getting is the alarm clock in her ovaries as her unfertilized eggs slowly whither and rot.

[Peter]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can answer, and creationist can't

No it is not, by your theory we still are apes. Secularist put Homo Sapians under the family Hominidae.

That doesn't mean we are monkeys. We are in the same family, but that doesn't mean we are monkeys. We have some things in common with monkeys, that's why we are in the same family. Our genus is different than monkeys. We evolved from monkeys, accept it!

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can answer, and creationist can't

That doesn't mean we are monkeys. We are in the same family, but that doesn't mean we are monkeys. We have some things in common with monkeys, that's why we are in the same family. Our genus is different than monkeys. We evolved from monkeys, accept it!

What is all this nonsense? Can't you silly men stay on topic, ie, sister Humper's dried up eggs?

[Peter]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can answer, and creationist can't

I have prayed every day since I became a member here that sister Thumper gets what she deserves, which is a ring and a date from Brother Zeke.

Unfortuantely, the only ring she may be getting is the alarm clock in her ovaries as her unfertilized eggs slowly whither and rot.

What is all this nonsense? Can't you silly men stay on topic, ie, sister Humper's dried up eggs?

Take look at the upper quote. What do you see? It's you saying something that was off topic( the original topic) and also not related to the discussion that was going on.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can answer, and creationist can't

That doesn't mean we are monkeys. We are in the same family, but that doesn't mean we are monkeys. We have some things in common with monkeys, that's why we are in the same family. Our genus is different than monkeys. We evolved from monkeys, accept it!

All the secularist keep on preaching that we humans evoloved from some arachic ape, now you are saying monkeys. You Darwinists need a pope or something to keep you line.

[Peter]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can answer

All the secularist keep on preaching that we humans evoloved from some arachic ape, now you are saying monkeys. You Darwinists need a pope or something to keep you line.

Ape = monkey for as far as i know.

And those creatures evolved out of bacteria. And the bacteria come forth out of molecules which reacted with other molecules to reproduce the same kind of molecule. Evolution is a process that took millions of years, so don't start with the nonsense like "how can a self-reproducting molecule create a monkey".

[Talitha]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can answer

Ape = monkey for as far as i know.

And those creatures evolved out of bacteria. And the bacteria come forth out of molecules which reacted with other molecules to reproduce the same kind of molecule. Evolution is a process that took millions of years, so don't start with the nonsense like "how can a self-reproducting molecule create a monkey".

Millions of years?
But the Earth is only approximately 6000 years old. That messes up another "Theory"

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can answer

Ape = monkey for as far as i know.

And those creatures evolved out of bacteria. And the bacteria come forth out of molecules which reacted with other molecules to reproduce the same kind of molecule. Evolution is a process that took millions of years, so don't start with the nonsense like "how can a self-reproducting molecule create a monkey".

So we came from the Molecule family in some place in Iran?

Bactria

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bactria

So is that is were the Garden of Eden is in Darwinist mythology?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Questions that evolutionist can answer

Ape = monkey for as far as i know.

And those creatures evolved out of bacteria. And the bacteria come forth out of molecules which reacted with other molecules to reproduce the same kind of molecule. Evolution is a process that took millions of years, so don't start with the nonsense like "how can a self-reproducting molecule create a monkey".

So now you're claiming that your grandparents are damned dirty apes?