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  • Bellybuttons

    What I want to know is, when did The Lord God Our Creator decide on the Bellybutton. Were Adam and Eve Created WITH a bellybutton or did God put them there after The Sin to forever remind them of what they had done?

    There are 3 Theological Schools of thought:

    1/ Pre-Umbilicism --- This is the view that Adam and Eve were given navels at the moment of their creation by God. Some of these theorists get pretty bizarre in their speculations. Since man is created in the image of God, and since they regard this to in some way refer to physical characteristics, they actually suggest Adam and Eve were in some manner connected to the Creator with a cosmic umbilical cord. They also suggest that since Adam and Eve had a navel, and since they are "in the image of God," that God Himself must have a navel, which leads to some absolutely heretical conjectures. They perceive our God, prior to the creation of the universe, as being some giant fetus floating out there in nothingness, attached to some massive placenta-like blob. The "point of severing" (an important term for them) was when this blob exploded (the "Big Bang") and cut God loose. At some point He awoke, complete with a navel, to realize He was God, and then set out to create a universe out of the remnants of the mass that exploded. This is all so incredibly absurd that one wonders how a person could advocate it with a straight face!

    2/ Mid-Umbilicism --- This particular view suggests that Adam's navel was created when the Lord God took the rib from him and created the woman Eve. God chose to pull the rib from the center of Adam's blank abdomen, thus forming a puncture wound. Therefore, the navel on Adam, unlike all future navels, was not a visible sign that he had come from a woman, but actually a visible sign that woman had come from him. Eve, according to these Mid-Umbilicists, never did have a navel, as there was no need for her to have one.

    3/ Post-Umbilicism --- This last theory places the umbilicus on both Adam and Eve after their sin, and at the point of being driven from the garden. When Cain was later driven out because he had murdered his brother, we are told God "set a mark on him" (Gen. 4:15). Anyway, the Post-Umbilicists similarly assume that a distinguishing mark was placed on Adam and Eve when they were driven from the garden (although Scripture never mentions any such mark being placed on them), and that this mark was the belly button. This "scar" in their midsection would forever be a reminder to this couple, and to all mankind, that they had, by their sin, been "severed from" their God, just as a baby is severed from its mother when the Umbilical cord is cut, with the navel being a constant visible reminder of that previous connection now forever severed.

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    My only other question to a Pastor would be to ask: Is an "Innie" any more Sinful than an "Outtie"?




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    Sister Talitha

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    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41




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    Re: Bellybuttons

    Is playing with your belly button as sinful as Ming?

    It seems very unnatural....?

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    • #3
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      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      Is playing with your belly button as sinful as Ming?

      It seems very unnatural....?

      Curious, Sister Thumper
      Although It's a distraction from my original question Dear Sister in Christ I'd have to say YES! A Sin indeed.
      ...............and THIS kind of thing makes a Mockery of God!!
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      Of course, me being Created with no Bellybutton at all makes me as curious as you.

      Sister Talitha

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      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • #4
        Re: Bellybuttons

        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
        Although It's a distraction from my original question
        After praying on it, I have chosen Post-Umbilicism. It's all seems so complicated and too much for my womanly brain to comprehend...

        Lve, Sister Thumper

        p/s: I also said a prayer for the person with the tatoo.
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        • #5
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          The umbilical cord connects the foetus to the placenta, the structure that attaches to the mother's uterus and funnels nutrients to the foetus. After the baby is born, doctors clamp the cord and cut it, leaving a remnant two to three inches long. The mother delivers the placenta, with the rest of the cord attached afterword. Over the next few days, the baby's cord dries out. Protective white blood cells congregate around the base, forming a pus-like material. Enzymes produced by the white cells gradually dissolve the connection at the base of the cord, until one day it just falls off. After a day or so, the small, flat stump that remains is covered by fibrous scar tissue. Eventually, skin grows over the area, and it then becomes the belly button.

          --Mark Cohen

          Well, there's that as well, but what do those damned Jew doctors know anyways?

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          • #6
            Re: Bellybuttons

            Originally posted by Kaze View Post
            Well, there's that as well, but what do those damned Jew doctors know anyways?
            Excuse me friend, but that Jew "Theory" you just Posted was not included in my choice of Creation Science answers.
            If you wish to Post on this Board please follow on from the original post and not digress into matters which obviously have no logic in true Christian™ matters of Faith.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Kaze View Post
              Well, there's that as well, but what do those damned Jew doctors know anyways?
              What do they know. Christian Science has know all along that the belly button is were Jesus injects the soul into the baby.

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              • #8
                Re: Bellybuttons

                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                Excuse me friend, but that Jew "Theory" you just Posted was not included in my choice of Creation Science answers.
                If you wish to Post on this Board please follow on from the original post and not digress into matters which obviously have no logic in true Christian™ matters of Faith.
                Well hon, I would, but where's the fun in that? Though I am still at a loss as to how something that can be backed up factually is still inferior to a 2,000-year-old book with little credence after mass-translation and mistranslation and interpretation...

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                • #9
                  Re: Bellybuttons

                  Originally posted by Kaze View Post
                  Well hon, I would, but where's the fun in that? Though I am still at a loss as to how something that can be backed up factually is still inferior to a 2,000-year-old book with little credence after mass-translation and mistranslation and interpretation...
                  If I have to explain it then obviously you would be too dumb to understand.

                  The word is FAITH.............. "hon".

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • #10
                    Re: Bellybuttons

                    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                    If I have to explain it then obviously you would be too dumb to understand.

                    The word is FAITH.............. "hon".
                    Well, for starters, it's always rather creepy when one refers to a male as "hon." And yes, I am fully aware that sources such as the Bible rely upon faith. But to this I must ask again why one would so eagerly choose to value one book, one religion out of hundreds that precede it over statistically proven, quantitative facts, proven time and time again?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Bellybuttons

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      After praying on it, I have chosen Post-Umbilicism. It's all seems so complicated and too much for my womanly brain to comprehend...

                      Lve, Sister Thumper

                      p/s: I also said a prayer for the person with the tatoo.
                      Awe c'mon BTB your very intellegent this question is difficult because theirs no information that is completely accurate on this, only theorys, it has nothing to do with your brain wich im sure is fully functional. the fact you cant figure it out has nothing to do with you being a woman, show some self esteem
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                      • #12
                        Re: Bellybuttons

                        Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post
                        show some self esteem
                        Yes please do.

                        It's a rather interesting question too I might add...

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                        • #13
                          Re: Bellybuttons

                          Sister Thumper is quite correct.
                          Human Women have very little in the way of Brain matter and God most probably gave us no Soul.
                          Having a Cooter is not what It's cracked up to be.

                          It's something we live with.
                          Praise Jesus

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • #14
                            Re: Bellybuttons

                            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                            Sister Thumper is quite correct.
                            Human Women have very little in the way of Brain matter and God most probably gave us no Soul.
                            Having a Cooter is not what It's cracked up to be.

                            It's something we live with.
                            Praise Jesus
                            Speak for yourself. I have lots of brains. *is a 4.3 student*

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                            • #15
                              Re: Bellybuttons

                              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                              Sister Thumper is quite correct.
                              Human Women have very little in the way of Brain matter and God most probably gave us no Soul.
                              Having a Cooter is not what It's cracked up to be.

                              It's something we live with.
                              Praise Jesus
                              Doesn't it like...suck, to live thinking you're a piece of trash? Note that I don't think that at all, but you obviously do.

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