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  • jmlove
    Unsaved trash, teen dope addict
    • Feb 2010
    • 22

    #1

    So what about Dinosaurs?

    How do Christians explain the dinosaurs?
    Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
  • chasevan
    Unsaved trash, uppity lieberal teenager
    • Feb 2010
    • 25

    #2
    Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

    Apparently they can't.

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    • Bobby-Joe
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      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

      God created them like every animal. Christian scientists speculate Satan perverted them so God killed them during the flood.

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      • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
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        • Oct 2009
        • 160

        #4
        Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

        Originally posted by jmlove View Post
        How do Christians explain the dinosaurs?
        Ya can't explain nothing to dinosaurs. They don't speak English.
        The ones that are left on earth are mostly living in Japan (and other poor oriental countries where flies crawl in-and-out peoples noses.)

        Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
        Sister Verna Too {she is watching the purple Barney on PBS}

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        • Aristotle
          On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 470

          #5
          Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

          Originally posted by chasevan View Post
          Apparently they can't.
          You have to read the BIBLE (KJV 1611) first. Pay attention to the Book of Job as he describes Leviathan. You see any Leviathans wandering around the place today?

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          • jmlove
            Unsaved trash, teen dope addict
            • Feb 2010
            • 22

            #6
            Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

            I thought nothing exsisted before Adam and Eve? So, where did they come from?
            Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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            • chasevan
              Unsaved trash, uppity lieberal teenager
              • Feb 2010
              • 25

              #7
              Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

              Originally posted by Rev Jeffrey Lebowski View Post
              Ya can't explain nothing to dinosaurs. They don't speak English.
              Re-read his question. You look like a fool.

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              • chasevan
                Unsaved trash, uppity lieberal teenager
                • Feb 2010
                • 25

                #8
                Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                God created them like every animal. Christian scientists speculate Satan perverted them so God killed them during the flood.
                This is completely incorrect..dinosaurs came before human beings..Noah was not even around when these things were walking the earth. And the flood is never even proven to have happened and dinosaurs were definitely not killed off by that. You always tell us to list scripture to prove our theories but every piece of information you give us, whether it be on evolution, science, whatever, is incorrect or warped. How do you expect us to do our homework if you dont do yours?

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                • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 160

                  #9
                  Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                  See chasevan.
                  See chasevan wrong.
                  Wrong chasevan wrong.
                  See dinosaur.
                  Look into dinosaurs eyes.
                  Dinosaur laughs at fool chasevan.

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                  • jmlove
                    Unsaved trash, teen dope addict
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 22

                    #10
                    Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                    Originally posted by Rev Jeffrey Lebowski View Post
                    See chasevan.
                    See chasevan wrong.
                    Wrong chasevan wrong.
                    See dinosaur.
                    Look into dinosaurs eyes.
                    Dinosaur laughs at fool chasevan.
                    You still look stupid revrend .. I am specificly asking about the dinosaur remains found, proven to be found long before the flood, noah or humans for that matter were EVER around, please explain.
                    Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                    • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
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                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 160

                      #11
                      Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                      Originally posted by jmlove View Post
                      You still look stupid revrend .. I am specificly asking about the dinosaur remains found, proven to be found long before the flood, noah or humans for that matter were EVER around, please explain.
                      You are the stupid one.
                      How could they be "proven to be found long before the flood" iffin' you claim there weren't no humans around to find them?
                      ChecK-and mate.

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                      • chasevan
                        Unsaved trash, uppity lieberal teenager
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 25

                        #12
                        Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                        Originally posted by Rev Jeffrey Lebowski View Post
                        See chasevan.
                        See chasevan wrong.
                        Wrong chasevan wrong.
                        See dinosaur.
                        Look into dinosaurs eyes.
                        Dinosaur laughs at fool chasevan.
                        that is a lizard..and if you do not believe in evolution..than this should be irrelevant.

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                        • chasevan
                          Unsaved trash, uppity lieberal teenager
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 25

                          #13
                          Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                          Originally posted by Rev Jeffrey Lebowski View Post
                          You are the stupid one.
                          How could they be "proven to be found long before the flood" iffin' you claim there weren't no humans around to find them?
                          ChecK-and mate.
                          Dude, its called science. they can prove TODAY, with SCIENCE from the remains left from the dinosaurs, that they were around WAY WAY WAY before the birth of christ.

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                          • jmlove
                            Unsaved trash, teen dope addict
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 22

                            #14
                            Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                            Originally posted by Rev Jeffrey Lebowski View Post
                            You are the stupid one.
                            How could they be "proven to be found long before the flood" iffin' you claim there weren't no humans around to find them?
                            ChecK-and mate.
                            Thats your best defense?
                            My typo?
                            If the bible is all telling, then there must be an explaination for this
                            WHERE DID THE DINOSAURS COME FROM?!
                            Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                            • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 160

                              #15
                              Re: So what about Dinosaurs?

                              Originally posted by chasevan View Post
                              that is a lizard..and if you do not believe in evolution..than this should be irrelevant.
                              Big lizards, little lizard ,terrible lizards, Barney lizards ... the practicral differences in this contexts is irrelevant.

                              Their here, no fear, get used to it.
                              (I borrowed that quote from the fags)

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