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  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #1

    Ridiculous make-believe pictures

    The following silly artworks would suggest that our planet Earth -- which GOD placed at the centre of the Universe -- is somehow insignificant, a cosmic small-fry. What nonsense!










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  • A Follower
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 872

    #2
    Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
    According to this picture the sun has a shadow, even though it emits light, and the shadow from the planets is not placed away from the sun. These pictures are obviously and incompetently doctored. Not that I would have expected anything but incompetence and lies from the Obama-funded NASA.
    Leviticus 26:15-16
    And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2025
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

      These idiots are losing their Marbles

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      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

        Those pictures are ridiculous. I don't see any pillars or foundations.

        1 Sam. 2:8: He raiseth up the poor out of the dust, [and] lifteth up the beggar from the dunghill, to set [them] among princes, and to make them inherit the throne of glory: for the pillars of the earth [are] the LORD'S, and he hath set the world upon them.

        Psalm 104:5: [Who] laid the foundations of the earth, [that] it should not be removed for ever.
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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

          Anybody can take a picture of an orange and say that it's larger than the earth, although it's pretty tough to prove.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #6
            Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

            Why are they comparing balls with our earth? If I were a lying atheist, I would at least get my facts about the shape of the earth straight, and compare it with coins, beer coasters, pancakes, toilet mats and such.
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #7
              Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

              Scientists are so dumb sometimes! If we say the Universe is infinite, (let's play devil's advocate with them) Then anyplace would be the center! They have to admit the bible is right!
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Jed_Cassidy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 289

                #8
                Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Anybody can take a picture of an orange and say that it's larger than the earth, although it's pretty tough to prove.
                I'm a little confused, Brother. I know NASA atheists have long denied the truth of the Sun being made of coal, and have claimed that it really is a burning nuclear furnace. Are they changing their story yet again and claiming it really is an orange?

                These idiots are so easy to argue with !
                Matthew 7:15
                Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #9
                  Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                  not that I want to go off topic, but do you think Uranus is a planet filled with Homers? Just wondering.

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                  • True Disciple
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2445

                    #10
                    Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    not that I want to go off topic, but do you think Uranus is a planet filled with Homers? Just wondering.
                    If it is, we should point our telescopes towards it, and watch God's Wrath arrive in the form of a spectacular comet impact!
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • DaveTheRave
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 26

                      #11
                      Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post

                      And where are Saturn's ears?

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                      • exMormon
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 282

                        #12
                        Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                        Secular scientists is stupid.

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                        • WWJDnow
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 6293

                          #13
                          Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                          Originally posted by A Follower View Post
                          According to this picture the sun has a shadow, even though it emits light, and the shadow from the planets is not placed away from the sun. These pictures are obviously and incompetently doctored. Not that I would have expected anything but incompetence and lies from the Obama-funded NASA.
                          Son, you'll go far at Landover.

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          not that I want to go off topic, but do you think Uranus is a planet filled with Homers? Just wondering.
                          When I was young, I thought Jupiter was the Jewish homeland. Pretty ridiculous, huh, thinking Jesus visited Jupiter? That's almost as stupid as the Mormons' claims that Jesus visited America. Luckily, my father beat that nonsense out of me.
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                          • Pastor Rune Enoe
                            Apostle of the North
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11678

                            #14
                            Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                            Scientists are so dumb sometimes! If we say the Universe is infinite, (let's play devil's advocate with them) Then anyplace would be the center! They have to admit the bible is right!
                            They also say that "all motion is relative". But out of the other side of their mouths they insist that it's Earth that moves around the Sun, and not vice versa. How's that for hypocrisy.
                            A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                            • Jedediah
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Fisher of Men
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 6824

                              #15
                              Re: Ridiculous make-believe pictures

                              All these pictures prove is that some special-effects fag has a fixation with balls.
                              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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