[Obama Lama]

Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

[CENTER]Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

1. Humans create and use tools. Chimps do not.
Because we have higher brain functions to create them.

2. Chimpanzees have hair all over their bodies, while humans only have hair on their heads, and a couple other places GOD intended.

Because we built ourselves places to keep us warm and we have no need for the hair anymore to keep us warm.

3. Chimpanzees smell awful, while humans bear the GODly scent of springtime rains in Ireland, old spices, and flowery perfumes.

I'd like you to smell yourself after you've done some physical exercise. GODly smell? I don't think so.

4. Chimps are aggressive and territorial. Humans, blessed by GOD, are above such primitive behavior.

Is that so? Might I point out that we kill each other with weapons. We invade other countries as to take them over. Etc etc. The US is a very good example of this. Above it? I don't think so.


5. While humans are intelligently designed by GOD to have a single spouse of the opposite sex, chimps are promiscuous and mate with multiple partners without shame.

The amount of divorces has never been higher. Point made.

6. Chimpanzees are avid cannibals and eat each other on a regular basis. The only instances of human cannibalism happen in the jungles, where savage black people learned the behavior from chimps!

No comment.

7. GOD gave humans the ability to read, write and communicate, so that we could read the Bible, write about His Majesty, and tell the word they are going to hell. Chimps have no form of communication and cannot read or write.

WE gave ourselves that ability. WE created languages and communcations. Not some real character.

You are going to hell!

[opusdeis'notok]

Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

wow.this forum really has a tone of brainwashed americans.there are a lot of simillarities between chimps and humans,certanly more then between humans and elephants or something like that.
but we didnt evolve from chimps.lol.at least i didnt.i evolved from a primat thousands of years ago.not from a chimp.chimp went the other way and tourned into a chimp from some related other primat.we evolved from some other primat that was like a chimps cousin or something.
and we humans dont exist since the bible was written.it goes a few thousand years before that our beginning being humans as today.so bye saying that chimps cannot write or some bullshit like that and that we can doesnt mean that we as humans knew how to write and use formulated words and sentences from the start when we evolved to humans out of primats.they were comunicating.but i bet they didnt know how to write at first.does that make them not-human? oh and that monogamy thing is just plain stupid.if you wouldnt have that primal instinct to have sex with another human of opposite sex and as many times and with as many humans they wanted to maybe we would not have existed today.and they were humans except that all of this christian RULES and Laws or whatever were written 2000+ years ago to control masses of stupid uneducated people and let them believe if they live like jesus wants them to they'll end up in some place called heaven?you still believe this fairytale?where is this heaven?30 000km above the ground?5 000 000 000km away frm earth so that we cannot see this place from earth?but how do this people who die get there?with a spaceshutttle??oh off course it doesnt go that far.hmmmmmmmm all bunch of fairytales.
there is NO GOD,NO SATAN,NO HEAVEN and NO HELL.its all NI YUOR HEADS.brainwashed .all o'ya.srry tahts just my opinion.

[True Disciple]

Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

i evolved from a primat thousands of years ago.not from a chimp.

Adam was a man, not a primate. Read Genesis again!

we evolved from some other primat that was like a chimps cousin or something.

And these delirious ramblings are supposed to be scientific?

and we humans dont exist since the bible was written.

Look around you, boy. Find a mirror or something. Humans definitely do exist. What have you been smoking?

it goes a few thousand years before that our beginning being humans as today.

6014 years, to be exact.

so bye saying that chimps cannot write or some bullshit like that and that we can doesnt mean that we as humans knew how to write and use formulated words and sentences from the start when we evolved to humans out of primats.

1. Chimpansees cannot write. Are you retarded?
2. In the very beginning, God already spoke to man, and man to God. Is there anything about True Science(tm) you do know?

they were comunicating.but i bet they didnt know how to write at first.does that make them not-human?

Of course not. I have proven before that Adam was a man, not a primate.

oh and that monogamy thing is just plain stupid.

Does that mean you are a mormon? How many women have you collected yet?

if you wouldnt have that primal instinct to have sex with another human of opposite sex and as many times and with as many humans they wanted to maybe we would not have existed today.

I certainly don't have those filthy, abominable instincts you are talking about! Please leave us out of your depraved sexual obsessions!

and they were humans except that all of this christian RULES and Laws or whatever were written 2000+ years ago to control masses of stupid uneducated people and let them believe if they live like jesus wants them to they'll end up in some place called heaven?

So if you are a Christian, you are unnatural, but if you aren't, you are a natural human?
You may be surprised that God agrees with you on this:

1 Corinthians 2:14-15:
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

Clearly, you are either natural or spiritual, which are equivalent to being a hellbound heathen or a Heavenbound True Christian(tm). Thanks for confirming that we are right about this!

you still believe this fairytale?where is this heaven?30 000km above the ground?5 000 000 000km away frm earth so that we cannot see this place from earth?but how do this people who die get there?with a spaceshutttle??oh off course it doesnt go that far.hmmmmmmmm all bunch of fairytales.

Are you really as stupid as you pretend to be? Everyone knows that Heaven is above the Earth, but the distance is infinite:

Psalm 103:11:
For as the heaven is high above the earth, so great is his mercy toward them that fear him.

As God's mercy for those who fear Him is infinite (Jesus died for all our sins, no matter how many of these there are), this means that the distance to Heaven is infinite as well. You see, for the he that is spiritual, everything has a clear explanation.

there is NO GOD,NO SATAN,NO HEAVEN and NO HELL.its all NI YUOR HEADS.brainwashed .all o'ya.srry tahts just my opinion.

It may be your opinion, but facts are different. Neither God, nor Satan, nor Heaven, nor Hell fit in my head. They are too big for that. What was the purpose of this unhinged rant?

[opusdeis'notok]

Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

6014.lol what happened then? what about the modern human hunter-gatherers that were living in the Nile valley since 120 000yrs ago at the end of the middle pleistocene.they were not human then or what?
who made them if god made humans 6014 years ago?
you see these huntergatherers were probably the forfathers of your beloved jesus.and they had sex everyday and they're population grew and then 100 000 years later or 120 000 later jesus came and sayd humans didnt exist pre 6014.thats what he thought,and now you think that becouse he thought that.

think with your own mind for once.it doesnt add up.and before your god i am sure those hunter gatherers had some gods of they're own.

and they also had some weird how the world was made theory of their own.

its all just mumbojumbo and the science proves it .

[Cranky Old Man]

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think with your own mind for once

That is good advice. Why do you not do that?

its all just mumbojumbo and the science proves it

So science proves all you say is mumbojumbo?

they had sex everyday

Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .

[True Disciple]

Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

6014.lol what happened then?

Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge and were expelled from Eden. Duh.

what about the modern human hunter-gatherers that were living in the Nile valley since 120 000yrs ago at the end of the middle pleistocene.they were not human then or what? who made them if god made humans 6014 years ago?

They didn't live there until 6014 years ago, because there was no universe to live in, as it hadn't been created yet. Because 120000 is more than 6014. How stupid are you?

you see these huntergatherers were probably the forfathers of your beloved jesus.and they had sex everyday and they're population grew and then 100 000 years later or 120 000 later jesus came and sayd humans didnt exist pre 6014.thats what he thought,and now you think that becouse he thought that.

Jesus is God. He knows better how old the earth is than any radio-active atom, of course.

think with your own mind for once.it doesnt add up.and before your god i am sure those hunter gatherers had some gods of they're own.

Stop blabbering about those "hunter-gatherers." They were all descendants of Adam and Eve, and lived less than 6014 years ago.

and they also had some weird how the world was made theory of their own.

That is true. They hated God, and therefore invented science, to make up ridiculous lies about the earth being older than 6014 years.

its all just mumbojumbo and the science proves it .

"the" science. Is there more than one science then?

[opusdeis'notok]

Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

i am sorry for my english.i am not a native speaker.but i try to type correctly.

there was no universe before 6014?are you kidding me.
you guys believe that?

so it all started 6014yrs back?lol

how did the mountains grow ?what about old rocks,howcome they exist if there was nothing pre6014yrs back?

what about all the fossils that were found and are clearly older then 6014yrs.
and the dinasour bones?the bible says nothing about dinosaurs so i guess they didnt even exist as far as the bible is concerned.

you see.its all mumbojumbo.are you going to say the dinosaurs did not exist?we have eveidence they did exist.and the evidence says it is older then 6014 years.WAAAAAAY OLDER!!!!

your all funny and blinded bye religion.sad sad thing that there is so many of you.

[True Disciple]

Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

there was no universe before 6014?are you kidding me.
you guys believe that?

Yes we do, Captain Obvious.

so it all started 6014yrs back?lol

What are you laughing about?

how did the mountains grow ?what about old rocks,howcome they exist if there was nothing pre6014yrs back?

Partly they were created like they are 6014 years ago, but they likely increased in height during Noah's Flood.

what about all the fossils that were found and are clearly older then 6014yrs.

I've never seen a fossil like that. What are you talking about? Can you give an example?

and the dinasour bones?the bible says nothing about dinosaurs so i guess they didnt even exist as far as the bible is concerned.

Of course they did! The Book of Job accurately describes a Tyrannosaurus Rex:

Job 40:15-24:
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

You are one of the most ignorant persons I've ever met. If you want to learn more about dinosaurs, and the truth about when they lived and why they died, I gladly refer to Chick et al, 2007.

you see.its all mumbojumbo.are you going to say the dinosaurs did not exist?we have eveidence they did exist.and the evidence says it is older then 6014 years.WAAAAAAY OLDER!!!!

They did exist, but they are not older than 6014 years. And hitting your Caps Lock key and adding exclamation marks and extra a's in the word "way" is not going to change anything about that. There is no evidence that the universe is older than 6014 years.

your all funny and blinded bye religion.sad sad thing that there is so many of you.

When you use the word "by" as a preposition (like when you want to say: "blinded by religion"), you spell it without an "e." If you use the word as a greeting, as in "bye, see ya," then you use an "e." You are making this error on a structural basis, so I thought I should help you out.

[IAmJustAMan]

Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

Of course they did! The Book of Job accurately describes a Tyrannosaurus Rex:

Job 40:15-24:
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

You are one of the most ignorant persons I've ever met. If you want to learn more about dinosaurs, and the truth about when they lived and why they died, I gladly refer to Chick et al, 2007.

one small hole in your t-rex theory
T-rex was a carnivore

[True Disciple]

Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

one small hole in your t-rex theory
T-rex was a carnivore

1. How do you know it was? Have you studied it in the wild?
2. Read the Bible verse again, you idiot:

Job 40:15-24:
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.
He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.
Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

It eats both animals and grass. This means it was an omnivore.

[IAmJustAMan]

Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

so your saying t rex ate rocks?

[True Disciple]

Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

so your saying t rex ate rocks?

Of course. That's what this passage says.

It's not strange at all, in fact. Even chickens do this. You are a very ignorant person.

[IAmJustAMan]

Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

chickens do it to help them digest their diet of cornmeal and insects
not for nutrition. lots of herbivores do it to help grind up fibrous plant materials.

i dont see how any organism can survive on a diet of rocks
if t-rex ate rocks then how come their teeth is designed to cut flesh?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ways Humans Are Not Like Chimpanzees

chickens do it to help them digest their diet of cornmeal and insects
not for nutrition. lots of herbivores do it to help grind up fibrous plant materials.

i dont see how any organism can survive on a diet of rocks
if t-rex ate rocks then how come their teeth is designed to cut flesh?

See, you're trouble is that you're allowing satan to clog up your mind with all these trivial matters, when you should be concentration on your own Salvation(r).

Go study your Bible, friend.