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  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

    Originally posted by MyAmazingMonkeyGod View Post
    I guess I'll believe so too.

    Sheep.

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    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

      Hello good sir. I regret to inform you that YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON! HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF ANYTHING CALLED MODERN SCIENCE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? CAPS LOCK IS REMAINING ON UNTIL I VIRTUALLY KNOCK SENSE INTO YOUR BRAIN. http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasc...9/gen99427.htm CHECK THIS OUT, SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT YOU ARE WRONG.

      Warm regards,
      Rake Jar

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      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

        Originally posted by joebible8 View Post
        Hello good sir. I regret to inform you that YOU ARE A piffleING mormon! HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF ANYTHING CALLED MODERN SCIENCE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? CAPS LOCK IS REMAINING ON UNTIL I VIRTUALLY KNOCK SENSE INTO YOUR BRAIN. http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasc...9/gen99427.htm CHECK THIS OUT, SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT YOU ARE WRONG.

        Warm regards,
        Rake Jar
        Clearly illustrated and drawn.

        That's what passes for proof?

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        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

          Not to mention the huge hole
          Leviticus 26:15-16
          And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

            Originally posted by joebible8 View Post
            Hello good sir. I regret to inform you that YOU ARE A piffleING mormon! HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF ANYTHING CALLED MODERN SCIENCE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? CAPS LOCK IS REMAINING ON UNTIL I VIRTUALLY KNOCK SENSE INTO YOUR BRAIN. http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasc...9/gen99427.htm CHECK THIS OUT, SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT YOU ARE WRONG.

            Warm regards,
            Rake Jar
            Wow this is hilarious. Its very common knowledge that there is not a hole in the Atlantic ocean. So much for your "scientific proof". Wait lemme try your logic for a second

            A MAGICAL TALKING MOUSE NAMED MICKEY MOUSE EXISTS. I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE A DRAWN PICTURE

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            "13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into apostles of Christ. 14 And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light. 15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also transform themselves into ministers of righteousness, whose end will be according to their works."

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            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

              Originally posted by joebible8 View Post
              Hello good sir. I regret to inform you that YOU ARE A piffleING mormon! HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF ANYTHING CALLED MODERN SCIENCE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? CAPS LOCK IS REMAINING ON UNTIL I VIRTUALLY KNOCK SENSE INTO YOUR BRAIN. http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasc...9/gen99427.htm CHECK THIS OUT, SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT YOU ARE WRONG.

              Warm regards,
              Rake Jar
              Apparently, you are not an individual who is aware of what sence is for if you were, you would read the KJV(1611), and would crawl to Jesus!

              Also, you would not post such inaccurate photos! Did you have an illconcieved idea that you are thinking more highly of yourself than you ought, or do you ride the short-bus?

              Romans
              12:3 For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith.

              Obviously you ride the short-bus because anyone can see that that is a drawing of a flat, and round earth with a ball somewhere in Africa. Clearly, you are a retrded lost soul.
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              Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
              Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
              Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
              Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
              Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
              Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                Originally posted by Rev. Edward Clement View Post
                Obviously you ride the short-bus because anyone can see that that is a drawing of a flat, and round earth with a ball somewhere in Africa.
                Maybe it's some sort of motivational poster for these crazy roundearthers. After all, it shows Communist europia, Scandinavistan and most of the sand-nigra areas removed from the earth. I can understand why that thought would make you feel happy.

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                • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                  Originally posted by Josh Blount View Post
                  Wow this is hilarious. Its very common knowledge that there is not a hole in the Atlantic ocean. So much for your "scientific proof". Wait lemme try your logic for a second

                  A MAGICAL TALKING MOUSE NAMED MICKEY MOUSE EXISTS. I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE A DRAWN PICTURE

                  Let me try your logic for a second

                  THERE IS A WIZARD IN THE SKY THAT EXISTS AND MADE EVERYTHING BECAUSE THIS BOOK SAID SO!

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                  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                    Originally posted by ProvingTheistsWrong View Post
                    Let me try your logic for a second

                    THERE IS A WIZARD IN THE SKY THAT EXISTS AND MADE EVERYTHING BECAUSE THIS BOOK SAID SO!

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                    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                      Originally posted by ProvingTheistsWrong View Post
                      ...THERE IS A WIZARD IN THE SKY THAT EXISTS AND MADE EVERYTHING BECAUSE THIS BOOK SAID SO!
                      So, when you going to prove, or alternately, disprove that statement? Humanity has been waiting thousands of years for you, apparently.

                      I'd hate to disappoint all of humanity. They can get quite ugly, ya know?

                      Chop chop!

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                      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                        Have you heard of the religion called "Flying Spaghetti Monster"? It has the same amount of proof that you have for your alleged God. Try to prove me wrong.

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                        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                          Originally posted by ProvingTheistsWrong View Post
                          Have you heard of the religion called "Flying Spaghetti Monster"? It has the same amount of proof that you have for your alleged God. Try to prove me wrong.


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                          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                            And what is your proof for saying that I'm a nerd making fun of religion, and that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist? We have a book, written by men, not by God, who wanted money during the Roman Dark Ages. Is Zeus real? Jupiter? Poseidon? They all have the exact same amount of proofs as the Christian's God

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                            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                              Originally posted by ProvingTheistsWrong View Post
                              Have you heard of the religion called "Flying Spaghetti Monster"? It has the same amount of proof that you have for your alleged God. Try to prove me wrong.
                              You're the one making the claim here (see your user name, as it's obviously slipped your mind). Put up or shut up, thanks.

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                              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                Originally posted by ProvingTheistsWrong View Post
                                And what is your proof for saying that I'm a nerd making fun of religion, and that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist? We have a book, written by men, not by God, who wanted money during the Roman Dark Ages. Is Zeus real? Jupiter? Poseidon? They all have the exact same amount of proofs as the Christian's God
                                Of course they are not real. The Bible says there is only one God.

                                Deuteronomy 4:35
                                Unto thee it was shown, that thou mightest know that the LORD he is God; there is none else beside him.
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