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  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

    Which answer is the sorry one? I dont even know what you mean or why you are replying. You dont have any answers to what we are actually asking. How about letting those who know answer, ie. those who have been here a while and stop trolling the forum? I have read the Noobs one, thank you. Like I said I have read everything first before I started and didn't feel making an introduction was really that necessary as most people's introductions have not been met with anything but the usual hello. I would rather get to know people through proper post interaction, if that is ok with you?
    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

      Originally posted by AzureAngel View Post
      blah blah blah
      A airplane is in the air, a boat sails on the sea. If you would sail a boat come to a waterfall you would fall down right? But if you fly a airplane over a waterfall you wouldn't fall. My, if you spent half your time praising Jesus and reading the KVJ Bible instead of thinking you would understand this...

      YiC
      Elisabeth
      Proverbs 14:1

      Every wise woman buildeth her house:
      but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

        Originally posted by AzureAngel View Post
        I would rather get to know people through proper post interaction, if that is ok with you?
        No, it is not. Go make an introduction, or lose your posting privileges.

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        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

          Originally posted by josh_cjr View Post
          so if the earth is flat why has nobody ever fell of the edge or even seen the edge of the earth?
          I live near the edge, i cannot count the amount of times i have nearly fell over the edge. I really do need to concentrate more when listening to my iPod...

          ...The edge is there, and if you do not believe it, then you will fall off it when you go travelling.

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          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

            Originally posted by Dom-inatedByGod View Post
            I live near the edge, i cannot count the amount of times i have nearly fell over the edge. I really do need to concentrate more when listening to my iPod...

            ...The edge is there, and if you do not believe it, then you will fall off it when you go travelling.
            iPod?! Are you a homersexual?
            The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
            Give her a shovel.
            Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
            19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

              Originally posted by wait_what View Post
              iPod?! Are you a homersexual?
              After it distracted me, i learnt the error of my ways, and threw it off the edge of the earth never to be seen again. I will not make the same mistake again

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              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                Maybe you would be better serving God if you were to sing hymns whilst performing, that is what I do myself. I work my body and my soul together at the same time.

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                • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                  Originally posted by gary_lineker_84-85 View Post
                  Maybe you would be better serving God if you were to sing hymns whilst performing, that is what I do myself. I work my body and my soul together at the same time.
                  Fair play, and well said.

                  About the topic... I've actually seen the edge of the world, so I know it's flat. It's surrounded by a fence, one foot under the service of the Edge, which collects various flotsam and prevents small boats from collapse.

                  It's patrolled by Rangers, who are sworn to secrecy. Not that they need to be, as they can't leave anyway, as they are stranded on several carefully placed islands where they monitor the debris that is collected by the fence.

                  The reason nobody is aware of the Circumfence (as it's called) is because anyone who is stranded on it becomes a prisoner of those who operate it and never leave. Except for a wizard who escaped once, alongside a tourist. But even then, they only escaped by plunging off the Edge in a spaceship designed to determine the sex of a giant turtle.









                  Thinking about it, I might have read this in a book somewhere...

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                  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                    Originally posted by Namredins View Post
                    Fair play, and well said.

                    About the topic... I've actually seen the edge of the world, so I know it's flat. It's surrounded by a fence, one foot under the service of the Edge, which collects various flotsam and prevents small boats from collapse.
                    God hates liars.

                    The earth is surrounded by The Great Ice Wall.









                    Thinking about it, I might have read this in a book somewhere
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      God hates liars.

                      The earth is surrounded by The Great Ice Wall.









                      Thinking about it, I might have read this in a book somewhere
                      Ahhh, the GIW theory. It's nonsense I'm afraid.

                      Think about it. If the wall was heavier on one side of the Earth, we'd tip over. Only a uniform wooden fence maintains the weight balance.

                      Plus, ice walls are a sign of the devil.

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                      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                        Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
                        A airplane is in the air, a boat sails on the sea. If you would sail a boat come to a waterfall you would fall down right? But if you fly a airplane over a waterfall you wouldn't fall. My, if you spent half your time praising Jesus and reading the KVJ Bible instead of thinking you would understand this...

                        YiC
                        Elisabeth
                        You do understand how silly you just sounded right? A waterfall not at the "edge of the world" would have a boat fall off it of course, but we are talking about this mythical edge of the world you all claim to have seen. Take the airplane scenario. You claim that God pulls it along the rim. Now take a cruise ship, who also goes around the world on a trip in a straight line. Why does that not fall off? And if it also gets pulled by this intelligent pulling, why do your picture evidence show boats falling off the edge?
                        Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                          Originally posted by AzureAngel View Post
                          You do understand how silly you just sounded right? A waterfall not at the "edge of the world" would have a boat fall off it of course, but we are talking about this mythical edge of the world you all claim to have seen. Take the airplane scenario. You claim that God pulls it along the rim. Now take a cruise ship, who also goes around the world on a trip in a straight line. Why does that not fall off? And if it also gets pulled by this intelligent pulling, why do your picture evidence show boats falling off the edge?
                          I think I can answer this. When you get in the middle of an ocean, you actually stop moving on the boat, and the sea is moved by God to simulate movement.

                          Think of it like a treadmill. While you're running, you aren't moving, but you're simulating movement.

                          At the same time, God turns the ship around back towards land, and the end result is that you THINK you've went in a straight line, but in reality you've came back on yourself.

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                          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                            Originally posted by Namredins View Post
                            I think I can answer this. When you get in the middle of an ocean, you actually stop moving on the boat, and the sea is moved by God to simulate movement.

                            Think of it like a treadmill. While you're running, you aren't moving, but you're simulating movement.

                            At the same time, God turns the ship around back towards land, and the end result is that you THINK you've went in a straight line, but in reality you've came back on yourself.
                            So if two boats went in opposite directions and met each other in this middle of the ocean they would both see each other stop and turn around in place? Ok that's just getting ridiculously silly. Many boats and ships have passed each other at the same points in opposite directions and mentioned no such phenomena. Where is this scripture or it didn't happen? If we are supposed to be following the rules why aren't you quoting to let us see the "error of our ways"?
                            Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                              Originally posted by Namredins View Post
                              Ahhh, the GIW theory. It's nonsense I'm afraid.

                              Think about it. If the wall was heavier on one side of the Earth, we'd tip over. Only a uniform wooden fence maintains the weight balance.

                              Plus, ice walls are a sign of the devil.
                              Cretin.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                I cant believe that you people believe that earth is flat.
                                How about these pictures. If you show me even one picture like this without it being photoshoped, i will believe you.
                                http://img213.imageshack.us/i/earth2qt7.jpg/

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