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  • Bob
    Electrified by Jesus
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2011
    • 95

    #1276
    Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

    Originally posted by sweden FTW View Post
    Just a quick question. If the earth is flat then gravity can't exist... so why am I being pulled down to the ground when I jump? I think the people on http://theflatearthsociety.org/ used to say that the earth is constantly moving up, and therefore we are pushed down. But how do you explain it?
    Intelligent pulling of course. Use a search engine next time, it will make you look less retarded. Did they kick you out of school for being too stupid to use the bathroom? Did the other kids call you stinky?
    Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

    John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."

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    • Born Again Bob
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2318

      #1277
      Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

      Originally posted by Jarska View Post
      If you would be smart enough, you would relise that only showed earth turning and moving. In that picture earth is in one place at the time.
      looks like four earths to me...

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29433

        #1278
        Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

        Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
        looks like four earths to me...
        You are right Bob. I counted them too, I got four also.

        I think Jarska here has been drinking the glogg again.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Finland FTW
          Unsaved trash, retarded savage eskimo
          • Apr 2011
          • 30

          #1279
          Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

          Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
          but I do know a bit about these secular science theories
          ... Obviously you don't, so I'll explain it roughly. Gravity pulls everything to the centre, so when the earth was created the matter was pressed to the centre creating a sphere shaped planet. That’s why the earth, the sun, the stars, the moon and all the other planets are round.
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post satanic gibberish here will result in your immediate banishment. --ADMIN

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #1280
            Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

            Originally posted by sweden FTW View Post
            ... Obviously you don't, so I'll explain it roughly. Gravity pulls everything to the centre, so when the earth was created the matter was pressed to the centre creating a sphere shaped planet. That’s why the earth, the sun, the stars, the moon and all the other planets are round.
            That makes absolutely no sense. Can you imagine what Kansas would look like if that were true?



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • Jack O'fagan
              With faith as immovable as the Earth
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 4836

              #1281
              Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

              Originally posted by sweden FTW View Post
              That’s why the earth, the sun, the stars, the moon and all the other planets are round.
              The moon isn't always round.
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              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #1282
                Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                Originally posted by AzureAngel View Post
                No the scriptures you are quoting can be interpreted in many ways. They are not meant as black and white statements... Otherwise the Bible could not be timeless. We are meant to take its message and adapt it to our situation. You would have been burned as witches for a lot of the technology you are using today and accept as science when, back in the day, it was seen as magic. In the bible it says you shall not suffer a witch to live etc etc. And you shall not use magic.
                Let me get this straight. You are saying the propositions of the Bible are not to be understood as either true or false? Is there a third option that I should know about? Are you retarded?

                Meaningful, unambiguous statements are either true, or they are false. How do you survive? Do you work from home?

                Modern technology was not seen as magic back in the day. It did not exist back in the day. Read a history book. Even if it had been, that would have been a misperception. God would still know the difference.

                Why don't you end this vitriolic campaign against goodness itself? Come to Jesus. Come to the Lord.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Hanahana
                  Unsaved trash
                  • May 2011
                  • 13

                  #1283
                  Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                  Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post

                  LOL, find the name of that city and airline ticket prices to it, then get back to me when you find them. It's shopped.
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                  That's a strange looking "photograph."




                  I didn't know medival Europe had helicopters capable of flying over the edge of the world and cameras capable of taking digital photographs of falling ships. Answer me this: if the earth is flat, then how is it that the oceans haven't drained off after 6,000 years?

                  As you can see, this is a solid proof the Earth is flat. Why else would it have edges like these? ...because the earth is flat! That's why.
                  It is solid proof of human creativity and artistic ability.

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                  • Hanahana
                    Unsaved trash
                    • May 2011
                    • 13

                    #1284
                    Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                    Keep in mind that the questions I asked above are not only open to "Brother Alex." If you can answer them, feel free to do so.

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                    • Jesus is Lord
                      Devout seeker of the Truth™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 639

                      #1285
                      Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                      Originally posted by Hanahana View Post
                      Keep in mind that the questions I asked above are not only open to "Brother Alex." If you can answer them, feel free to do so.
                      All your questions have already been answered numerous times in this thread. Get to reading, we're not here to encourage your laziness.
                      The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                      Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                      • Hanahana
                        Unsaved trash
                        • May 2011
                        • 13

                        #1286
                        Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                        Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                        All your questions have already been answered numerous times in this thread. Get to reading, we're not here to encourage your laziness.
                        BS.

                        Why don't you go to another forum to a 129-page thread where people are talking about evolution, read through the entire thread, and prove to them all that they're wrong and that they should repent to Jesus and Convert to Baptism. If you don't do it, you're lazy. By your reasoning, anyway.

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                        • Hanahana
                          Unsaved trash
                          • May 2011
                          • 13

                          #1287
                          Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                          You hate me because I don't share your dated, dogmatic, long-refuted views. You delete my posts whenever I ask questions that you can't answer. You think God favors you because you're a moderator on this board and you may have some financial success in the flesh-and-blood world. I suppose, by that reasoning, God must also love Mexican drug lords, muggers, and bank robbers. It appears that you've never seen the world outside your medieval community.

                          I'm not here to make friends, and I don't agree with any of you. I'll eventually get banned from this forum anyway, so the sooner you do it, the sooner you won't have to face my superior reasoning and knowledge.

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                          • Brother Harold Porter
                            Landover Senior Outreach
                            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 8236

                            #1288
                            Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                            Originally posted by Hanahana View Post
                            You hate me because I don't share your dated, dogmatic, long-refuted views. You delete my posts whenever I ask questions that you can't answer. You think God favors you because you're a moderator on this board and you may have some financial success in the flesh-and-blood world. I suppose, by that reasoning, God must also love Mexican drug lords, muggers, and bank robbers. It appears that you've never seen the world outside your medieval community.

                            I'm not here to make friends, and I don't agree with any of you. I'll eventually get banned from this forum anyway, so the sooner you do it, the sooner you won't have to face my superior reasoning and knowledge.
                            John 11:35 "Jesus wept."

                            You are in my prayers friend.

                            In Christ
                            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                            • Hanahana
                              Unsaved trash
                              • May 2011
                              • 13

                              #1289
                              Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                              I'm not your friend, and I wouldn't want to be a friend to an arrogant, dogmatic, cro-magnon, wife-beating asshole like you. I've seen enough of you to conclude that you're not the caring benevolent person you're trying to present yourself as.

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                              • Zechariah Smyth
                                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 15251

                                #1290
                                Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                Originally posted by Hanahana View Post
                                **** wah wah wah I'm an attention-whore wah wah wah !!! ***
                                If you get banned it will be because you broke the rules. If you had "superior reasoning and knowledge" you could follow the rules while still trying to get your wrong-headed points across.

                                There are several members here who hold similar blasphemous views but are able to maintain a sense of decorum and so they are allowed to stay. Tragically your petulance and fragile ego will not allow that.

                                Yours in Christ,

                                Z. Smyth
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