[Meek and Humble]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

As for my "flawed head," I don't think you could have done better yourself.

He could and did.

You fail.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Is g by the way not 9.81? Instead of 9.8?

Nonsense! The True Christian™ standard value for intelligent pulling is 9.80665 m/s^2. It's all a matter of rounding. A True Christian™ scientific method of preventing needless details that aren't in the Bible anyway.

Please note intelligent pulling isn't a constant. Depending on how much God loves people in a certain region it can be a little more or a little less. So clearly God loves Americans and he hates Mexicans since intelligent pulling in the USA is higher than in Mexico.

The True Christian™ standard value for intelligent pulling is determined like this:

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

You derived the formula for secular gravity? All this time I thought it was Newton.

While witnessing your testimony, I recommend accuracy. Relying on your obviously flawed head is going to be the wrong approach.

More proof that atheists are nothing but liars.

[zoonswoggle]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

That is pretty funny. Your "biblical" equation is nothing more than an application of physics haha. And by the way, anyone can derive the principles of gravity, it happens that Newton was the first and certainly not the last. I can answer any question about anything using science. Challenge me if you dare.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

That is pretty funny. Your "biblical" equation is nothing more than an application of physics haha. And by the way, anyone can derive the principles of gravity, it happens that Newton was the first and certainly not the last. I can answer any question about anything using science. Challenge me if you dare.

Why doesn't dog poop turn gray anymore?

[zoonswoggle]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Back in the "old days", dogs ate real bones and the calcium from them would make their waste turn grey when it dried. Today's commercial dog food is loaded with filler like rice and corn instead of real meat and bone and organs.

next...

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

next...

What will the weather be in NYC one month from today at noon -- temp, humidity, to the degree?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Back in the "old days", dogs ate real bones and the calcium from them would make their waste turn grey when it dried. Today's commercial dog food is loaded with filler like rice and corn instead of real meat and bone and organs.

next...

Uhhh...... I feed my dogs grain free and they get bones on a fairly regular basis, yet their poop doesn't turn white.

Try again genius.

[zoonswoggle]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Then I'm afraid you don't know what's in your dog's food. Haha this must be embarrassing for you .

... As for the question about NYC, due to the nature of quantum mechanics, an exact answer is not possible, as only probabilities can calculated. If I had the necessary data for the exact atmospheric conditions for NYC for the past few years, I could calculate the condition of the air anywhere on Earth. Find the data and I'll give you your answer rounded to the nearest 0.0001 F.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Then I'm afraid you don't know what's in your dog's food. Haha this must be embarrassing for you .

... As for the question about NYC, due to the nature of quantum mechanics, an exact answer is not possible, as only probabilities can calculated. If I had the necessary data for the exact atmospheric conditions for NYC for the past few years, I could calculate the condition of the air anywhere on Earth. Find the data and I'll give you your answer rounded to the nearest 0.0001 F.

What has quantum mechanics to do with predicting the weather?

I can't wait to hear this one.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Then I'm afraid you don't know what's in your dog's food. Haha this must be embarrassing for you .

Yes I do. You don't know what you're talking about but like any other atheist you'll never admit that. After all you claimed to have invented gravity earlier in this thread.

... As for the question about NYC, due to the nature of quantum mechanics, an exact answer is not possible, as only probabilities can calculated. If I had the necessary data for the exact atmospheric conditions for NYC for the past few years, I could calculate the condition of the air anywhere on Earth. Find the data and I'll give you your answer rounded to the nearest 0.0001 F.

Well, get to it! they're all available online.

[zoonswoggle]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

That's where you're wrong again (and again, and again haha). The data required for such a calculation doesn't exist yet. Our technology for measuring the atmosphere is nowhere near advanced enough to accurately analyze it.

As for why quantum mechanics is crucial to understanding the dynamics of weather: the behavior of atoms and molecules are governed by quantum mechanics; given enough data about each air molecule in the atmosphere at any given time, their respective wave functions can be calculated and combined. The end result is a superposition of wave functions that describes their movement, temperature, etc (i.e. WEATHER)

And I never said I invented gravity, I said I "derived" the equations that it follows using the same principles used by Newton.

You're going to have to try harder than that

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

That's where you're wrong again (and again, and again haha). The data required for such a calculation doesn't exist yet. Our technology for measuring the atmosphere is nowhere near advanced enough to accurately analyze it.

Here you go

http://www.aviewoncities.com/nyc/nycweatherhistory.htm

http://www.weatherpages.com/NY/NewYork.html

http://freemeteo.com/default.asp?la=1&gid=5128581&pid=20

http://www.almanac.com/weather/history/NH/Dublin/2010-05-17

Let me know when your done. Or are you just another atheist liar.

As for why quantum mechanics is crucial to understanding the dynamics of weather: the behavior of atoms and molecules are governed by quantum mechanics; given enough data about each air molecule in the atmosphere at any given time, their respective wave functions can be calculated and combined. The end result is a superposition of wave functions that describes their movement, temperature, etc (i.e. WEATHER)

Translation: I haven't got a clue so I'm going to throw a bunch of big words together. Or as my daddy used to say, if you can't beat them with your brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

And I never said I invented gravity, I said I "derived" the equations that it follows using the same principles used by Newton.

Here you go, it's from the Webster dictionary for people Learning English.

de·rives; de·rived; de·riv·ing
1 [+ obj] : to take or get (something) from (something else)
▪ The river derives its name from a Native American tribe. ▪ She derived [=received, took] great satisfaction from their friendship. — often used as (be) derived ▪ Many English words are derived from French. ▪ Petroleum is derived from coal tar and used to make gasoline.
2 [no obj] : to have something as a source : to come from something
▪ Much of the book's appeal derives from the personality of its central character.

Or do I "derive" fuel every time I fill up at the pump?

You're going to have to try harder than that

Nah, it's getting late and another thing my daddy said is that it isn't nice to pick on the retarded.

[zoonswoggle]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

lol all that means is that you're [false] god has forsaken you. Haha. I will enjoy watching you burn forever

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Dear Friend,

First you boasted:

I can answer any question about anything using science.

Then when I asked you to answer a simple question about weather, you admitted:

... As for the question about NYC, due to the nature of quantum mechanics, an exact answer is not possible...

That's checkmate, son. Thanks for playing.

You're right, of course. It's Chaos Theory 101 that the weather cannot be predicted by science with exactitude. Which is why only an idiot runs around boasting he can answer any question about anything using science.

Yours in Him,
BAB