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  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

    Originally posted by noodlekat View Post
    No, actually, I'm on my iPod Touch. It does have autocorrect. Because I typed "laun" which isn't exactly a word, but on a Dvorak keyboard, it is very similar to "flat" and "round"
    That sounds unbelievable. "laun" is nothing like flat or round. If you were using a touch screen auto correct program, it would come up with a word starting with laun.

    Just admit that the earth is flat, everyone knows it is flat. Even yourself have admitted the everyone knows the earth is flat.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

      no, actually the world is round and everybody knows that. and "laun" on a DVORAK kayboard, not QWERTY, is very similar to both flat and round. iPod's autocorrect function looks for keys very near to the one's I've already typed if it is not a real word.

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      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

        Originally posted by noodlekat View Post
        no, actually the world is round and everybody knows that. and "laun" on a DVORAK kayboard, not QWERTY, is very similar to both flat and round. iPod's autocorrect function looks for keys very near to the one's I've already typed if it is not a real word.
        The world is flat. Everyone knows the earth is flat. The word laun is a real word.

        laun is an old norsk word meaning
        1. wages, salary
        2. reward

        The words flat and round are totally different. They do not even have the same letters.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

          You are correct that laun is a word, but it is not used in modern language, especially by the 1/3 of high school students that own iPod Touches. And for the last time, THE WORLD IS NOT FLAT, YOU DUMBASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

            Hmmm... CapsLock - Cool and authoritative... Perhaps we could get away from words and spelling, etc, and you might mention a few solid reasons for your erroneous and heretical belief?
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            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              The world is flat. Everyone knows the earth is flat. The word laun is a real word.

              laun is an old norsk word meaning
              1. wages, salary
              2. reward

              The words flat and round are totally different. They do not even have the same letters.
              Lisa H. you're a really kind and beautiful person, but I must say differently about this post. Somebody believes the Earth is flat, but the rest knows its true form.

              According to the norwegian word! You go girl!

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              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                It's easy to tell that all of you non-believers didn't even LOOK at the facts. There is no dispute that the earth is round; but it is also flat. A coin is round, but is flat. Why then can the earth not be both?

                The earth is not a SPHERE. Get your words straight before you try to argue with people smarter than yourself; namely God.

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                • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                  Originally posted by LOLSTUMBLER View Post
                  It's easy to tell that all of you non-believers didn't even LOOK at the facts. There is no dispute that the earth is round; but it is also flat. A coin is round, but is flat. Why then can the earth not be both?

                  The earth is not a SPHERE. Get your words straight before you try to argue with people smarter than yourself; namely God.
                  So you're god? how amusing.
                  I Argue with men, because god doesn't exist, believe in your imaginary friend prettyboy

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                  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                    Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
                    So you're god? how amusing.
                    I Argue with men, because god doesn't exist, believe in your imaginary friend prettyboy
                    Your name really does say it all you piece of trash. You are the scum of the earth, and God will see to it that you meet your fate. You'll be sent straight to hell and join the likes of Albert Einstein, Adolf Hitler, and Henry Winkler! If I met you in person I would spit in your direction

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                    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                      Originally posted by noodlekat View Post
                      especially by the 1/3 of high school students that own iPod Touches
                      I wonder where they put their iPod Touches. You know, with them being spherical and all.

                      Originally posted by noodlekat View Post
                      And for the last time, THE WORLD IS NOT FLAT, YOU DUMBASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                      Prove it.
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22
                      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                        Hmm... I am starting to love the moronic ideas you guys believe. It makes me so glad that I am not a part of a religious cult. Your far from as intelligent as Einstein, Steven Hawking, or Sagan. Your actually about as smart as a box of rocks for this idiotic statement. The world is far from flat.

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                        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                          Originally posted by athiest4life View Post
                          Hmm... I am starting to love the mormonic ideas you guys believe. It makes me so glad that I am not a part of a religious cult. Your far from as intelligent as Einstein, Steven Hawking, or Sagan. Your actually about as smart as a box of rocks for this idiotic statement. The world is far from flat.
                          Thanks for your insults and persecution.
                          God will bless us for it.

                          You, on the other hand, will burn in hell.
                          "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                          John 8:32

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                          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                            Originally posted by Helge Fossmo View Post
                            Thanks for your insults and persecution.
                            God will bless us for it.

                            You, on the other hand, will burn in hell.
                            I will gladly burn in hell if it exists, rather than sit idly by and watch you feed garbage to the children of the world. All hail your imaginary friend God.

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                            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                              Originally posted by athiest4life View Post
                              Hmm... I am starting to love the mormonic ideas you guys believe.
                              We are not mormons.

                              Originally posted by athiest4life View Post
                              It makes me so glad that I am not a part of a religious cult.
                              Those religious cults do not really follow the Lord. I am glad I do not belong to also.

                              Originally posted by athiest4life View Post
                              Your far from as intelligent as Einstein, Steven Hawking, or Sagan.
                              It is not hard to be smarter than these guys.

                              Originally posted by athiest4life View Post
                              Your actually about as smart as a box of rocks for this idiotic statement.
                              I have not heard that a box of rocks are smart. This would be have to be an idiotic statement.

                              Originally posted by athiest4life View Post
                              The world is far from flat.
                              You are correct, The earth is not perfectly flat. There are mountains and deep oceans.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                We are not mormons.



                                Those religious cults do not really follow the Lord. I am glad I do not belong to also.



                                It is not hard to be smarter than these guys.



                                I have not heard that a box of rocks are smart. This would be have to be an idiotic statement.



                                You are correct, The earth is not perfectly flat. There are mountains and deep oceans.
                                Thank you for pointing out my possible typo, or your editing of my writing. I meant to say moronic ideas, and if you must know the metaphor dumb as a box of rocks is just that a metaphor. English is vital to knowing what I mean, which proves to me your as well an ignorant person that believes in an imaginary higher being. I hope that one day you will realize that you are part of a cult right now, as with any religion, all it is there for is to further its power and political gain. Your ignorance shall be your downfall and I will gladly laugh when you die, and are only greeted with an abyss of eternal darkness and linger in the ground to rot and never achieve the fulfillment of going to heaven like you believe.

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