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  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

    That doesn't answer my question though.

    If there's absolutely nothing in the way between Virginia Beach and Europe, and there is absolutely no curvature of the Earth, how come that landmass is not visible to us?

    I'm confused

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    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

      Originally posted by kingofkings View Post
      That doesn't answer my question though.

      If there's absolutely nothing in the way between Virginia Beach and Europe, and there is absolutely no curvature of the Earth, how come that landmass is not visible to us?

      I'm confused
      Why are you pretending to be Jesus by taking His title, King of Kings, as your username?

      This is a Christian church's discussion forum. Your blasphemy is highly offensive and not acceptable. You are not welcome here.

      Goodbye.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

        Originally posted by kingofkings View Post
        That doesn't answer my question though.
        So? Either the answer is in the Bible or the question is irrelevant.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Why are you pretending to be Jesus by taking His title, King of Kings, as your username?

          This is a Christian church's discussion forum. Your blasphemy is highly offensive and not acceptable. You are not welcome here.

          Goodbye.
          Ah, but friend, I do not take the title in vain!

          As I chose the username, "Hallelujah Chorus" a beautiful piece by Handel, rang through my head. It is an embracement of Christ and his holiness!

          Surely you, being a good Christian, can understand the rejoyce of the Lord through his music?

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          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

            Originally posted by kingofkings View Post
            the rejoyce of the Lord through his music?
            You do realize the Bible isn't a songbook now don't you?
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              So? Either the answer is in the Bible or the question is irrelevant.
              Ah! I understand now! Europe must not exist!

              If we cannot see it, it can't possibly be there! There earth is, afterall, flat as a pancake. We are simply being fooled into believing that Europe actually exists at all!

              Thank you!

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              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                Originally posted by kingofkings View Post
                If we cannot see it, it can't possibly be there!
                So if you close your eyes we all seize to exist? As someone who lives in Europe, I assure you it exists! Also Earth is a globe, not a pancake.


                Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                  Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                  Earth is a globe, not a pancake.
                  According to Isaiah 40:22 the Earth is a circle, not a globe.
                  "It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:"
                  Here is a scientific diagram for better understanding of that passage:

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                  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                    I can second that! Europe exists

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                    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                      Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                      So if you close your eyes we all seize to exist? As someone who lives in Europe, I assure you it exists! Also Earth is a globe, not a pancake.
                      Do not lie in the face of the Lord.

                      Europe cannot exist. Find a single mention of it within the Bible.

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                      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                        Originally posted by kingofkings View Post
                        Do not lie in the face of the Lord. Europe cannot exist. Find a single mention of it within the Bible.
                        The Internet and this website are also not in the Bible. So are you having a wet dream here?


                        Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                        - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                          Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                          The Internet and this website are also not in the Bible. So are you having a wet dream here?
                          I am aware that I exist, not only by the Lord's Holiness, but within the Promised Land.

                          You, however, are the liar and sinner.

                          Please leave.

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                          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                            Originally posted by kingofkings View Post
                            You, however, are the liar and sinner.
                            Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? What have I lied about?


                            Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                            - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                              You lied about living within a false land, "Europe".

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                              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                Originally posted by kingofkings View Post
                                You lied about living within a false land, "Europe".
                                Let me guess, still a virgin?


                                Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                                - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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