[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

[...]the Earth being flat is not the work of God, [...]

That's not what God says, sinner.

[WeDon'tNeedAReason]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

That's not what God says, sinner.

Yes it is. Prove me wrong. Otherwise you are just putting words in God's mouth. Why do you oppose Jesus?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Yes it is. Prove me wrong. Otherwise you are just putting words in God's mouth. Why do you oppose Jesus?

The earth is not spherical. According to the Scriptures, from a very high spot (heaven, for example) one could see the entire earth such that nothing would be hidden. Such a thing is not possible with a spherical earth as the opposite side can't be seen directly. This implies that the earth is flat.
Job 28:24
For he looks to the ends of the earth, and sees everything under the heavens.


Psalms 19:4-6
yet their voice goes out through all the earth, and their words to the end of the world. In them he has set a tent for the sun, which comes forth like a bridegroom leaving his chamber, and like a strong man runs his course with joy. Its rising is from the end of the heavens, and its circuit to the end of them; and there is nothing hid from its heat.


Daniel 4:10-11
The visions of my head as I lay in bed were these: I saw, and behold, a tree in the midst of the earth; and its height was great. The tree grew and became strong, and its top reached to heaven, and it was visible to the end of the whole earth.


Matthew 4:8
Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain, and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and the glory of them;


Isaiah 40:22
It is he who sits above the circle of the earth, and its inhabitants are like grasshoppers; who stretches out the heavens like a curtain, and spreads them like a tent to dwell in;

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

I'm sorry that it took me a little while to respond, I was in a bout of laughter upon reading this.

So you enjoy mocking True Christians™? Then you are mocking God, because everything we stand for is Godly.

What have I done to deserve being in hell? I have not once expressed disbelief in God.

You have persecuted True Christians™. See above.

God held a meaning behind his stories, and Adam and Eve's story indeed had a meaning.

God means exactly what He says. The Bible is clear and logical.

Jesus often used parables to convey the word of God. I'm confident that Jesus knew used meanings behind these stories, and God did the same with Adam and Eve.

When Jesus speaks in parables, He makes it clear and obvious that He is doing so. God would not trick us by disguising a parable as a true story.

Sarcasm is also a form of lying, and this is a sin! Please save yourself from damnation, I would never want to see a neighbor in God suffer such a thing.

Sarcasm cannot be a lie, because in order for something to be a lie, it must be intended to be a lie.

Go elsewhere to work your wickedness and speak your lies, foul monster! You are not welcome here! When you say these sorts of things it is like you are ejaculating directly into the open eye of the Baby Jesus! Repent! Obey the KJV1611!

Doing the butterfly stroke in the Blood of Jesus,

Cindy Lou Jenkins

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[WeDon'tNeedAReason]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

So you enjoy mocking True Christians™? Then you are mocking God, because everything we stand for is Godly.

You have persecuted True Christians™. See above.

God means exactly what He says. The Bible is clear and logical.
When Jesus speaks in parables, He makes it clear and obvious that He is doing so. God would not trick us by disguising a parable as a true story.

Sarcasm cannot be a lie, because in order for something to be a lie, it must be intended to be a lie.

Go elsewhere to work your wickedness and speak your lies, foul monster! You are not welcome here! When you say these sorts of things it is like you are ejaculating directly into the open eye of the Baby Jesus! Repent! Obey the KJV1611!

Doing the butterfly stroke in the Blood of Jesus,

Cindy Lou Jenkins

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

This was a very disturbing post; you must be possessed by a demon if you are able to think of such a thing.

God would not trick us by disguising a parable as a true story.

This statement agrees with what I said.

So you enjoy mocking True Christians™? Then you are mocking God, because everything we stand for is Godly.

I am a True Christian, regardless of what you say, and I would not mock a fellow, but it seems that you do not love your neighbors as God commands us to (read the commandments to know what I'm talking about). Are you disobeying God? I would hope not! Vile scumbag! Beg God for forgiveness!

[WeDon'tNeedAReason]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Job 28:24
For he looks to the ends of the earth, and sees everything under the heavens.

Heaven is not a physical place, but a spiritual one. It is God's kingdom, and because of this we would be able to see everything. Or perhaps it refers to everything visible under the heavens.

Psalms 19:4-6
yet their voice goes out through all the earth, and their words to the end of the world. In them he has set a tent for the sun, which comes forth like a bridegroom leaving his chamber, and like a strong man runs his course with joy. Its rising is from the end of the heavens, and its circuit to the end of them; and there is nothing hid from its heat.

Because the Earth is round and orbits around the sun, all parts of it are exposed to the sun at one point in time or another.

Daniel 4:10-11
The visions of my head as I lay in bed were these: I saw, and behold, a tree in the midst of the earth; and its height was great. The tree grew and became strong, and its top reached to heaven, and it was visible to the end of the whole earth.

Meaning just that he was able to see everything that was visible to him.

Matthew 4:8
Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain, and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and the glory of them;

Once again, this is not literal but merely describes that he was able to see a large part of the land. If this was as you say it was, the mountain would have to be at the very end of the Earth, where everything would fall off, and therefore he would have to be able to see the edge. Since it does not say the he saw the edge, your claim is false.

Isaiah 40:22
It is he who sits above the circle of the earth, and its inhabitants are like grasshoppers; who stretches out the heavens like a curtain, and spreads them like a tent to dwell in;

A sphere is a three-dimensional circle. It is possible that he left this out. Not by mistake, for God is perfect and so is His Word, but by choice.

If you all believe that you can see everything from a high point, why not find one, take a picture, and upload it for me to see? Clearly the ones on the original post are just trickery and deception.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

This was a very disturbing post; you must be possessed by a demon if you are able to think of such a thing.

The truth can be disturbing, particularly when it regards unsaved trash.

I am a True Christian, regardless of what you say, and I would not mock a fellow, but it seems that you do not love your neighbors as God commands us to (read the commandments to know what I'm talking about). Are you disobeying God? I would hope not! Vile scumbag! Beg God for forgiveness!

If you were a True Christian(tm) it would say so under your name.

God commands us to love our neighbors. The Ten Commandments are silent on the subject of unsaved trash.

But Psalm 139 makes it clear that we ought to hate the enemies of God, which would include any unsaved trash like yourself.

Psalm 139:21-22 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

Saturated with the Blood of Jesus,

Cindy Lou Jenkins

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[WeDon'tNeedAReason]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

I am not the enemy of God because you think of me as your enemy. I love God and he loves me; if you think the way you think, you are thinking that you are God, which is false! How dare you think that way?

[Brother Helge]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

This was a very disturbing post; you must be possessed by a demon if you are able to think of such a thing.

We don't speak to True Christian™ Ladies like that here.

[WeDon'tNeedAReason]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Also, I am a True Christian, and nothing you say could change that. My belief in God constitutes who I am, not people pretending to be God on a website.

Defying the Commandments places you on a fiery path to hell, Cindy.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

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That's what you sound like.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[WeDon'tNeedAReason]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

God is my enemy and I hate every worshipper of God. I love Satan and worship him every day, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

This is what you sound like to me

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

This is what you sound like to me

You are going to make me cry. Take it back!

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[WeDon'tNeedAReason]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

You are going to make me cry. Take it back!

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

I'm sorry, I got caught up in myself a little ): I take it back

[Brother Helge]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Also, I am a True Christian,

No - you are Unsaved Trash under investigation...