[twopatos]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

I will take the lack of any response with valid scripture passages and the 3 infractions for asking for scripture as proof positive that no one can provide any evidence of any of this post in the bible and people are just trying to make me be quiet. This means that people are literally just making stuff up and cannot be bothered with the fact that God said none of it related to how Satan is meddling with science.

If you really believe (original poster, and infraction giver) what you say is valid, then BACK IT UP with scripture. I fully expect you to cower behind another infraction however. Prove me wrong.

[twopatos]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

Dear twopatos,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Not using enough scripture in a posting!
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Nice! I got another infraction from a silly girl for my previous post, which apparently did not contain sufficient scripture. Never mind that it was a post about getting an infraction for a post I made asking someone to post more scripture.

So, to Felicity, the giver of the second infraction, this one's for you. You might want to stop being unforgiving and malicious or I'll have to get all Mark 11:26 and Romans 1:29 on you.

Now, again, I will ask someone to post scripture that tells us how Satan is meddling with science from the original post.

[twopatos]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

Dear twopatos,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Plagiarism
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Cite your sources, God mocker.

Ironic I got an infraction for not citing the bible about a post requesting that the original poster cite the bible to back up his claims about how Satan inferferes with scientific evidence.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

Also, worstly mistaken is a really awkward phrase. We must be blessed that the title isn't: The 10 most worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

[Levi Jones]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

This made me laugh out loud. You CANNOT seriously believe this. He CRAWLS into the microscope and MAKES WEIRD FACES?!? REALLLY? THAT is supposed to disprove the existence of microorganisms?

Oh, sweet Jesus, save your soul.

As Landover Baptist Church's assistant Youth Pastor, I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

[twopatos]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

His favorite technique consists of crawling into a microscope sample and making weird faces at scientists looking through it, who then interpret that as the existence of micro-organisms.

This made me laugh out loud. You CANNOT seriously believe this. He CRAWLS into the microscope and MAKES WEIRD FACES?!? REALLLY? THAT is supposed to disprove the existence of microorganisms?

Oh, sweet Jesus, save your soul.

[twopatos]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!


#10 Atomic Theory

- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense:

- Rattle little pollen or sand grains suspended in liquids, to create the illusion that they are pushed around by atomic movements (the so-called Brownian motion)
- Fiddling with chemical reactions, to make sure that the reaction products have the same weight as the original substances (later, when Satan invented quantum mechanics, he violated this “law of conservation of mass.” Of course, he is not known for being very consistent anyway)

#9 Round Earthism

- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense:

- When people fly westwards from America, they end up in Japan. This is often interpreted as proof for a round earth, but the fact is that they fly in a circle towards the other end of the Earth because of Intelligent Pulling, one of the various forms in which Intelligent Falling manifests itself in this world. The straight line is an optical illusion caused by the spin of the earth, known as the Horizon Distortion Effect.
- When a ship sails to a port, for the people on the shore it appears as if the sail enters sight first, followed by the rest of the ship, which would imply a round earth. Likewise, the fact that you can’t see the Rockies from Florida is often invoked as proof. In fact, it is nothing of the sort, but another optical effect, as light that travels over the surface of the earth is deflected upward, so that only objects that are close by are visible. This effect is known as Infernal Diffraction, and essentially consists of Satan pushing the light rays upwards from his home in Hell, under the earth.

#8 Genetics

- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense:

- At night, Satan sneaks into the gardens of botanists, and paints flowers in certain colors, in such a way that it implies a genetic relationship conform the predictions of genetics. He has done this since he deceived one Gregor Mendel, a cathlycker who started this heresy in the first place.
- Many techniques exist in an attempt to reconstruct “genomes” of organic beings, including humans, following the demonic idea that we would be mere chemicals. For example, the DGGE and TGGE methods attempt to separate strands of DNA based on different chemical properties of “nitrogen bases,” which produces an image that can be translated into a DNA sequence. In reality, nitrogen bases do not exist, and the images are just tiny demons crapping in the researchers’ Petri dishes.

# 7 Linguistics

- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense:

- From the beginning on, Satan has tried to corrupt and subvert the languages God gave to the peoples of the earth, and by doing so, created a pattern of heavily corrupted languages, like for example those found in Africa and Eastern Asia, and less corrupted ones, like the Indo-European ones. Linguists then erroneously lumped languages together in these groups, under the impression that there once were only a few languages. However, the similarity of these languages with one another is a result of degrees of demonic corruption, not temporal isolation of different groups of people
- Additionally, the corruption of languages speeded up the divergence of them, which created the illusion that they originated tens of thousands of years ago, while every Creation Scientist realizes that that is impossible, as the Tower of Babel was abandoned about 4000 years ago.

# 6 Geochronology/Radiometric Dating

- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense:

- Supposed radiometric dates are derived by grinding rocks and put the powder in a “mass spectrometer,” which sends ions, other nonexistent particles invented by hellbound scientists, through the sample, and the scientists interpret the refraction patterns of these ions as though they reflect the relative proportions of different isotopes of atoms. What they do not realize is that every time they turn the machine on, Satan fetches his paintbox, checks the prediction of the scientists, and draws the lines accordingly to this prediction.

- Another method that Satan uses is to simply send demons to possess the rock fragments, who then bend the lines accordingly, again, to the prediction of the scientists

# 5 Psychiatry

- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense:

- He sends a lot of demons. Duh. But of course, ever since he invented psychiatry, he instructs them to make their victims behave in a way conform to the treatments proposed by psychiatrists, to obscure the fact that they are really demons.

#4 Gravity

- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense:

- not very much, in fact. He has sabotaged some experiments in the past to make them suggest gravity was real, but most people seem to believe gravity exists without questioning. Therefore, we must spread this truth, before all people become corrupted by gravitationist philosophies.

#3 Heliocentrism

- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense:

- Satan has sent his minions to Jupiter, distorting the movements of the moons of Jupiter, to cast doubt upon the geocentric worldview as espoused by the Bible.
- He also distorted weather patterns on earth, to make them look like the result of a rotating, round earth, which would explain the westerly winds at mid-latitudes and trade winds at lower latitudes

#2 Germ Theory

- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense:

- His favorite technique consists of crawling into a microscope sample and making weird faces at scientists looking through it, who then interpret that as the existence of micro-organisms.
- In his hellish laboratory, he brewed a substance we now know as penicillin, specifically designed to fight the diseases God afflicts people with, and convince people of the existence of germs.

#1 Evolution

- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense:

- Mass producing fossils and putting them in rock layers to be found by scientists
- He composed a choir of demons to sing constantly in a fixed, ultrasonous pitch, a sound which is picked up by scientists and interpreted as “background radiation” resulting from the Big Bang

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This site is beyond hilarious.

OK, I'll play your game. Name items from SCRIPTURE that confirm what you are saying about what Satan is doing. If you cannot name GOD'S word to confirm what Satan is doing, then this is just you babbling on. Here is the formula for everything you've said:

Someone comes along with a proof of X. You say X is not in the bible. But, there is proof of X in real life. So, the answer is simple: Satan must have come in and made X provable in real life, but since it required Satan's involvement, it isn't real.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

IMMORAL HATEMONGER must have committed some very sickening perversions to feel the need to come here and continually justify his not being a True Christian™. He must have sunken to some really depraved lows. I'm guessing he goes down on the corpses of mutilated children. Maybe he practices taxidermy necrophilia, where regular animals aren't grotesque enough for him, so he makes hybrid mutations out of their corpses and has sex with those. In any case, it's definitely something severe to necessitate all his externalization of blame.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

(God-mocking twaddle deleted)

Since you've rejected the Bible and thereby established that whatever you believe just doesn't qualify as Christianity, why do you persist in the pretense that you have any interest in Christianity?

As for who is right, we have God's Word, while all you have is the caps-lock key.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT A PICTURE OF EARTH AND TELL ME IT IS NOT ROUND? you think satellites from all different nations are in on this lie? you think people havn't been from one side to the other without falling off the edge? where is the edge exactly?

I can show you a picture of flying pigs. Is that all you need to believe in them?

I'm finished with you retards, I thought this was a general christian forum. I actually didn't realise it was some stupid hate cult with people who believe the earth is flat. I actually don't have time. I will enjoy life endlessly more than you hate mongering cultists who COMPLETELY misunderstand the point of the bible, there's no point in saying I'm going to hell or whatever because I believe you are AND I AM MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ANYONE IN YOUR CHURCH so you might as well give up.

Retards.

Well you certainly have convinced me. I'm ready to abandon Jesus, become an immoral pervert and embrace satan based on the stellar arguments that you've posted here.

[Levi Jones]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

I'm finished with you retards,

Please let it be true this time.

AND I AM MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ANYONE IN YOUR CHURCH.

So you keep saying.

Am I the only one imagining this little yellow devil screaming at his monitor?

[IMMORAL HATEMONGER]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

I don't need the bible to prove that germs are real you can just use your eyes... The sofa I am sitting in is brown, i can see this, its not because the bible says it i can just see it, with my eyes. Is this untrue because the bible does not say it?

In the same way you can see germs... and that the earth is round... Usually these kinds of things don't need to be explained to adults, especially when there is quite a bit of other evidence that says germs are real and the earth is round.

HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT A PICTURE OF EARTH AND TELL ME IT IS NOT ROUND? you think satellites from all different nations are in on this lie? you think people havn't been from one side to the other without falling off the edge? where is the edge exactly?

I'm finished with you retards, I thought this was a general christian forum. I actually didn't realise it was some stupid hate cult with people who believe the earth is flat. I actually don't have time. I will enjoy life endlessly more than you hate mongering cultists who COMPLETELY misunderstand the point of the bible, there's no point in saying I'm going to hell or whatever because I believe you are AND I AM MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ANYONE IN YOUR CHURCH so you might as well give up.

Retards.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

Feel free to prove him wrong, using the Bible.

No pastor, he doesn't have time to use the Bible.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

LMAO you actually believe that the earth is flat? is built on pillars? and that GERMS AREN'T REAL? WHAT A JOKE, I was more intelligent than you when I was 4 years old, whatever you say about me I'm gonna laugh off because you're obviously a retard.

Feel free to prove him wrong, using the Bible.

[IMMORAL HATEMONGER]

Re: The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!

LMAO you actually believe that the earth is flat? is built on pillars? and that GERMS AREN'T REAL? WHAT A JOKE, I was more intelligent than you when I was 4 years old, whatever you say about me I'm gonna laugh off because you're obviously a retard.