[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Dear Neilgw,

So the internet is God's magic?? Well blimey, what a clever God he is then! But hold on folks, why did internet savy God not be able to stop the chariots of Iron as mentioned in the Bible at Judges "And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." —Judges 1:19

There are no limits to what an omnipotent God can do. So if He chooses to do so, He can limit himself. "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God." (Luke 18:27)

So let me get this straight, Planes are not God's magic, but internet is? Hmmm, what about the printing press, God's magic? Guess it must be, cos the Bible was printed on the printing press. What about Roads, you guys use roads right, to drive on? God invented roads did he? Or was it the pagan Romans I wonder? You guys take baths right? Or was it the Pagan Romans and not God who invented Baths?

God has absolute control over all of space and time. Every atom in the entire Universe is under his direct control. So while it might seem like man invented things. In reality everything was created by God. No exceptions. "God created the heaven and the earth." (Genesis 1:1)

And who invented Evil?

God did. And you already found the part of the Bible that tells us that.

Catholics, or whatever communists are called nowadays, try to change God into this weak gay nice guy. He is not. God is extremely tough. Much tougher than your limited imagination can grasp. God is a guy who will send unborn babies to eternal damnation in Hell, that is just how tough He is. And He will send you to Hell as well unless you repent! "Except you repent, you shall all likewise perish" (Luke 13:3)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Neilgw]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

So the internet is God's magic?? Well blimey, what a clever God he is then! But hold on folks, why did internet savy God not be able to stop the chariots of Iron as mentioned in the Bible at Judges "And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron."
—Judges 1:19

So let me get this straight, Planes are not God's magic, but internet is? Hmmm, what about the printing press, God's magic? Guess it must be, cos the Bible was printed on the printing press. What about Roads, you guys use roads right, to drive on? God invented roads did he? Or was it the pagan Romans I wonder? You guys take baths right? Or was it the Pagan Romans and not God who invented Baths?

And who invented Evil?
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
—Isaiah 45:7

Good nighty all!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

mumblemumble

Unfortunately that is the smartest part of what you have to say. Perhaps you should stop talking and start reading the Holy Bible instead.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Firstly lovely people, I am not here to promote God or Jesus, so lets get that way out at the front of the check out! You are doing that enough here without me having to sing their praises!
If you have messages on here for atheists to read, why don't you let them reply or contribute? How can we read them if this forum is for God and Jesus loving folk like yourselves? God gave us free speech I am presuming, so I am using my God given talents right now to give an opinion to one of your threads. I saw this web site and thought I would like to reply to a point which was clearly aimed at non Christians like myself. So I replied to it plain and simple. Smote me down if you wish, but then you are doing yourself no favours, cos Jesus did say turn the other cheek right and love your enemies.
Good day to you all!
Neil

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Neilgw]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Firstly lovely people, I am not here to promote God or Jesus, so lets get that way out at the front of the check out! You are doing that enough here without me having to sing their praises!
If you have messages on here for atheists to read, why don't you let them reply or contribute? How can we read them if this forum is for God and Jesus loving folk like yourselves? God gave us free speech I am presuming, so I am using my God given talents right now to give an opinion to one of your threads. I saw this web site and thought I would like to reply to a point which was clearly aimed at non Christians like myself. So I replied to it plain and simple. Smote me down if you wish, but then you are doing yourself no favours, cos Jesus did say turn the other cheek right and love your enemies.
Good day to you all!
Neil

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Well if all Science is Evil then you should not be using a PC or internet at all, so your point would have to be raised via letter and sent out to everyone by not plane or boat, both scientific inventions, nor wheels cos they are scientific as well, perhaps you just better go and hand deliver your message to everyone here. People have been using the basic principles of science for thousands of years, not just in this modern age. Even in the Bible they used wheels, astronomy, and other scientific principles to live by. So get real Mr and think through your arguments on Science before you go and hate everyone!

Internet has nothing to do with science. God's magic causes the internet to work.

Why haven't you introduced yourself yet? Do you hate Jesus?

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Well if all Science is Evil then you should not be using a PC or internet at all, so your point would have to be raised via letter and sent out to everyone by not plane or boat, both scientific inventions, nor wheels cos they are scientific as well, perhaps you just better go and hand deliver your message to everyone here. People have been using the basic principles of science for thousands of years, not just in this modern age. Even in the Bible they used wheels, astronomy, and other scientific principles to live by. So get real Mr and think through your arguments on Science before you go and hate everyone!

Dear Neilgw

Why do you come here to Jesus' favourite forum disrepecting God's word?
You are a guest here, and as a guest you should respect your host - The Landover Baptist Church.
A good start would be, that you get your behind into the Introduction Forum were you can tell us a little more about yourself.

[Neilgw]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Well if all Science is Evil then you should not be using a PC or internet at all, so your point would have to be raised via letter and sent out to everyone by not plane or boat, both scientific inventions, nor wheels cos they are scientific as well, perhaps you just better go and hand deliver your message to everyone here. People have been using the basic principles of science for thousands of years, not just in this modern age. Even in the Bible they used wheels, astronomy, and other scientific principles to live by. So get real Mr and think through your arguments on Science before you go and hate everyone!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Oh wow, haha. It's not often that I read something that's so fundamentally retarded that I actually have to contribute to a conversation, just wow.

So, you're so retarded that you usually stay out of conversations as a courtesy to others?

First' let's just take a moment to appreciate the irony of what you've just said

"ow come all ya euro-twits is so ignorant? Flat means it has a top and a bottom... duh!" First of all, you're claiming that 'Euro-Twits' are dumb. "

Firstly well your lack of good grammar when contributing to an argument is a sign of ignorance, so straight away that places you on an equal standing with these 'Euro-twits'.

So you admit that Europeans are twits.

Secondly you claim that flat means it has a top and a bottom, well to quote the definition of the Webster dictionary (See I'm even using an American dictionary to help you.)

"1. Having a horizontal surface without a slope, tilt, or curvature.
2. Having a smooth, even, level surface"

He did not say that was the definition of the word. He meant being flat entails it has a top and a bottom.

If the Earth was flat, it would be completely level, but as you see, we have mountains and valleys and gorges and caves etc, so the Earth is not flat.

He meant generally flat, you retard. Or does nothing meet your strict standards of flatness?

Further more as the Earth rotates around the sun, shadows are formed, now the length of these shadows are relative to the angle and size of the object in position to the sun; this again presents the commonly held belief that the Earth is not flat.

Those shadows are formed as a result of the Sun revolving around the Earth, dummy.

Thirdly, let's look at this wonderful statement (Not really related, but helps show this fine gentleman's intellect.

"Just like a pancake (or euro-speak calls em' crepes), except Hell is in the middle instead of the cake part."

Firstly, I'd like to know just exactly what 'Euro-speak' Is? Because to my understanding, Europe is just a collective of countries on the Eurasia plate. A community, not a singular definable country. It is a collection of countries that all have their own Official Languages. As it stands, I come from London, England, and as such I speak British English. Pancake and crepe are two different things, sir.

You British have butchered the English language even worse than the Mexicans! A crepe is a European pancake. Pancakes were invented on the American frontier by Louis and Clarke.

Also, I'd like to know why you believe Hell is in the middle of your version of Earth? Surely the only thing in the middle of the Earth is molten Earth. And I don't know about you, but between you and me, nothing kind of survives those extreme heats.

Exactly:
2 Thessalonians 1:9 (King James Version)

9Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

Fourthly, I'd like to look at this fine speech too:

"In the glorious US of A, many euro-twits are confused by the Chinatown in San Francisco. All the gooks runnin' around fools ya into thinkin' it is China, but it ain't."

What's glorious about the US of A? As far as I'm aware, this 'glorious' US of A, was the catalyst that started the world recession? Nothing 'glorious' about that, I can assure you. Nobody, and I mean Nobody, as far as I'm aware goes to Chinatown and thinks "Hey I'm in China." Because they know they are In America, California, San Fransisco, Chinatown. Because? They've gone there. They go there, and believe they are sampling a taste of what China COULD be like. It's pretty ironic really how you keep referencing to people that belong to the European community as 'twits' when you seem to be just as full of ignorance, nice one sir. Also, if you wish to take the moral and intellectual high ground being racial isn't really Christian or the right way to go, as far as I can remember Jesus Christ your Lord, embraced all people, regardless, with 'love'.

You must have never been to Chinatown. And we are not racists here at Landover Baptist. We believe chinks can achieve Salvation™ if they work at it.

Finally, as you ended your post so well, so will I, but looking at this contribution from your Sister:

"she thinks euro's look like monopoly money, and wonders why them euro people don't take baths?"

She is very well entitled to think what she will, but not every country in the European Community uses the Euro; The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland for example doesn't. Also, you should remember that, the European 'Monopoly Money' has a higher exchange rate, than the US Dollar, so it should be in value terms, your money that is Monopoly Money. Due to the fact, that the widely held belief of what constitutes Monopoly Money, is that it's worthless. Also ironically is that Monopoly is America.

That may be true in Europe, but I don't think anyone around in my parts would be tradin' his gool old American dollars for some silly Euros.

Finally, us European people (If there is such a thing, due to the fact that it's just an alliance, coalition, community of countries.) Actually wash everyday, most people wash twice, three times. If it serves me right, the Romans installed bath houses in many countries (The Roman Bath Houses in Bath for example.) Regularly bathed and washed, so we've all been doing it for a jolly long time.

That's because you have anal sex two or three times a day.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Further more as the Earth rotates around the sun, shadows are formed, now the length of these shadows are relative to the angle and size of the object in position to the sun; this again presents the commonly held belief that the Earth is not flat.

Shadows prove that the sun revolves around the earth. Otherwise, how could the following possibly have happened?

2 Kings 20:9-11: And Isaiah said, This sign shalt thou have of the LORD, that the LORD will do the thing that he hath spoken: shall the shadow go forward ten degrees, or go back ten degrees? And Hezekiah answered, It is a light thing for the shadow to go down ten degrees: nay, but let the shadow return backward ten degrees. And Isaiah the prophet cried unto the LORD: and he brought the shadow ten degrees backward, by which it had gone down in the dial of Ahaz.

[Rationalesense]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

How come all ya euro-twits is so ignorant? Flat means it has a top and a bottom... duh!
Just like a pancake (or euro-speak calls em' crepes), except Hell is in the middle instead of the cake part.

And just where do ya claim that YOU can travel so far in the West that YOU suddenly reach the East? When did YOU do that?

In the glorious US of A, many euro-twits are confused by the Chinatown in San Francisco. All the gooks runnin' around fools ya into thinkin' it is China, but it ain't.

Remember , wherever your at, there you are.

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she thinks euro's look like monopoly money, and wonders why them euro people don't take baths?}

Oh wow, haha. It's not often that I read something that's so fundamentally retarded that I actually have to contribute to a conversation, just wow.

First' let's just take a moment to appreciate the irony of what you've just said

"ow come all ya euro-twits is so ignorant? Flat means it has a top and a bottom... duh!" First of all, you're claiming that 'Euro-Twits' are dumb. "

Firstly well your lack of good grammar when contributing to an argument is a sign of ignorance, so straight away that places you on an equal standing with these 'Euro-twits'. Secondly you claim that flat means it has a top and a bottom, well to quote the definition of the Webster dictionary (See I'm even using an American dictionary to help you.)

"1. Having a horizontal surface without a slope, tilt, or curvature.
2. Having a smooth, even, level surface"

If the Earth was flat, it would be completely level, but as you see, we have mountains and valleys and gorges and caves etc, so the Earth is not flat. Further more as the Earth rotates around the sun, shadows are formed, now the length of these shadows are relative to the angle and size of the object in position to the sun; this again presents the commonly held belief that the Earth is not flat. (Even assuming the proposed theory at the beginning of this thread, when someone stated that the Earth is now more like a cube that's had water pumped in to it... If the Earth was a cube, it would be a 3d shape, and thus not flat, since 3d objects have a form and curve, something which by according to a dictionary definition a flat object does not have)

Thirdly, let's look at this wonderful statement (Not really related, but helps show this fine gentleman's intellect.

"Just like a pancake (or euro-speak calls em' crepes), except Hell is in the middle instead of the cake part."

Firstly, I'd like to know just exactly what 'Euro-speak' Is? Because to my understanding, Europe is just a collective of countries on the Eurasia plate. A community, not a singular definable country. It is a collection of countries that all have their own Official Languages. As it stands, I come from London, England, and as such I speak British English. Pancake and crepe are two different things, sir. Also, I'd like to know why you believe Hell is in the middle of your version of Earth? Surely the only thing in the middle of the Earth is molten Earth. And I don't know about you, but between you and me, nothing kind of survives those extreme heats.

Fourthly, I'd like to look at this fine speech too:

"In the glorious US of A, many euro-twits are confused by the Chinatown in San Francisco. All the gooks runnin' around fools ya into thinkin' it is China, but it ain't."

What's glorious about the US of A? As far as I'm aware, this 'glorious' US of A, was the catalyst that started the world recession? Nothing 'glorious' about that, I can assure you. Nobody, and I mean Nobody, as far as I'm aware goes to Chinatown and thinks "Hey I'm in China." Because they know they are In America, California, San Fransisco, Chinatown. Because? They've gone there. They go there, and believe they are sampling a taste of what China COULD be like. It's pretty ironic really how you keep referencing to people that belong to the European community as 'twits' when you seem to be just as full of ignorance, nice one sir. Also, if you wish to take the moral and intellectual high ground being racial isn't really Christian or the right way to go, as far as I can remember Jesus Christ your Lord, embraced all people, regardless, with 'love'.

Finally, as you ended your post so well, so will I, but looking at this contribution from your Sister:

"she thinks euro's look like monopoly money, and wonders why them euro people don't take baths?"

She is very well entitled to think what she will, but not every country in the European Community uses the Euro; The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland for example doesn't. Also, you should remember that, the European 'Monopoly Money' has a higher exchange rate, than the US Dollar, so it should be in value terms, your money that is Monopoly Money. Due to the fact, that the widely held belief of what constitutes Monopoly Money, is that it's worthless. Also ironically is that Monopoly is America.

Finally, us European people (If there is such a thing, due to the fact that it's just an alliance, coalition, community of countries.) Actually wash everyday, most people wash twice, three times. If it serves me right, the Romans installed bath houses in many countries (The Roman Bath Houses in Bath for example.) Regularly bathed and washed, so we've all been doing it for a jolly long time.


So to conclude, the Earth cannot be flat and 3D like a cube. If I believed in a god, I'd say your ignorance was a sin, and you shouldn't be allowed to preach until you've acquired some general knowledge and critical thinking skills, and also possibly a brain. Europe is not a country, it's an agreement of countries to work together to trade and work and tackle major issues that face our current world. If you're going to voice your opinions please, please, please, learn to use grammar.

Also finally I'd just like to add, that this topic is rather ironic and silly, 'Science is evil.' Yet you're all using a computer: designed and made for science, to argument how evil science is... Nice one guys.

[True Disciple]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

If the world is a flat disk. How come I can travel so far into the west that I suddenly reach the east?

Did you ever accidentally tip over a glass of water on the kitchen table? I bet you did. Quite often when you do that, nearly all the water remains on the table, where your wife can mop it up. However, did you ever tip over a glass of water on a skippy-ball? Maybe you didn't, but I did so once as a Creation Scientific Experiment, and let me tell you: nearly all the water ended up on the floor, as it flushed down the sides and didn't manage to stay on the ball.

So there you are. You can't keep huge volumes of water on a ball, but you can do that on a disk. If the earth really was round, all the oceans would have been drained long ago. As the oceans are still there today, this conclusively proves that the Earth must be flat.

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Originally Posted by filip
If the world is a flat disk. How come I can travel so far into the west that I suddenly reach the east?

How come all ya euro-twits is so ignorant? Flat means it has a top and a bottom... duh!
Just like a pancake (or euro-speak calls em' crepes), except Hell is in the middle instead of the cake part.

And just where do ya claim that YOU can travel so far in the West that YOU suddenly reach the East? When did YOU do that?

In the glorious US of A, many euro-twits are confused by the Chinatown in San Francisco. All the gooks runnin' around fools ya into thinkin' it is China, but it ain't.

Remember , wherever your at, there you are.

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she thinks euro's look like monopoly money, and wonders why them euro people don't take baths?}

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

If the world is a flat disk. How come I can travel so far into the west that I suddenly reach the east?

Centrifugal force of the rotating disk of the earth turns what we think of as a straight line into a curve.

and pilots lie. What do you expect from someone's who chief control is a joystick?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

If the world is a flat disk. How come I can travel so far into the west that I suddenly reach the east?

Did it ever occur to you airplanes fly in circles?