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  • ScienceisforFools
    Unsaved trash, scottish monkey worshiper
    • Jul 2013
    • 59

    #16
    Re: Noah's Flood: The Final Proof

    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
    Attention everyone, the ultimate proof has arrived.

    I was reading some work by Dr. Kent Hovind and I finally found irrefutable, testable, observable evidence that Noah's flood did indeed take place, covering the whole earth.

    Here it is:

    SEA SHELLS ON MOUNT EVEREST. Yes. Read it again.

    Everyone from hikers to scientists have reported finding seashells and clams on the slopes and peak of Mount Everest. Which, to the True Christian, is no surprise.

    The fact is, there is no possible way that seashells could have been deposited on a mountain that is 30,000 ft above sea level. Period.

    This finding means that only a massive flood that covered even the highest peaks of the Earth could've deposited these things here.

    Checkmate, Atheists.
    Wow. Not to be rude, but do you know nothing?
    At one point, there was no mountain. It was under water. Plate tectonics made the area into a mountain. The same reason that when you go down the Grand Canyon they start out sea then go to land, back to sea, and finally there are none.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12986

      #17
      Re: Noah's Flood: The Final Proof

      Originally posted by ScienceisforFools View Post
      Wow. Not to be rude, but do you know nothing?
      At one point, there was no mountain. It was under water.
      So which one is it: there was no mountain or the mountain was under water? The Bible is clear, dear. Even the highest mountains were under water (Genesis 8:6-9).

      Plate tectonics made the area into a mountain.
      God made everything (Genesis 1:1-31) and He moves the earth (Job 9:6, Isaiah 13:13), so "plate tectonics" are an unnecessarily complex (and therefore false) explanation.

      The same reason that when you go down the Grand Canyon they start out sea then go to land, back to sea, and finally there are none.
      What? I've been to the Grand Canyon, and I haven't seen any seas there, just a very deep river.

      Here is a picture of it:

      Where do you see coming and going seas on there?
      Last edited by Basilissa; 07-13-2013, 10:51 PM. Reason: added a picture
      God created fossils to test our faith.

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      True Christian™ Love.
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      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Scientist!
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2013
        • 7

        #18
        Re: Noah's Flood: The Final Proof

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        Even the highest mountains were under water (Genesis 8:6-9).
        If that was the case, the animals wouldn't have enough oxygen to breath, thus killing all of them off.

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        God made everything (Genesis 1:1-31) and He moves the earth (Job 9:6, Isaiah 13:13),
        where is your sufficient proof for this?

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        so "plate tectonics" are an unnecessarily complex (and therefore false) explanation.
        Have you even looked at the evidence?

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #19
          Re: Noah's Flood: The Final Proof

          Originally posted by Scientist! View Post
          If that was the case, the animals wouldn't have enough oxygen to breath, thus killing all of them off...
          And that's exactly what the Bible says happened (except for the animals with Noah and his family on the Ark). If you'd read it, you'd have known this already. Instead, you, as a "Scientist!" (yeah, right) offer them confirmation of their mythology.

          Good job, well done, high five, grats!, BZ, whatever approbation will make you just go away.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12986

            #20
            Re: Noah's Flood: The Final Proof

            Originally posted by Scientist! View Post
            If that was the case, the animals wouldn't have enough oxygen to breath, thus killing all of them off.
            Even the resident atheist Didymus knows that's exactly what happened.

            where is your sufficient proof for this?


            Have you even looked at the evidence?
            Yes, I've read t multiple times, actually, it is the only book that I've ever read
            (the only other book I have at home is the phone book).
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • PureSoul
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Aug 2013
              • 5

              #21
              Re: Noah's Flood: The Final Proof

              Oh please, give me strength.. Please tell me you are all messing about and you don't really think a great flood happend??

              Oh lol, you are for real, I really have found the dumbest place on the web.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #22
                Re: Noah's Flood: The Final Proof

                Originally posted by PureSoul View Post
                Oh please, give me strength.. Please tell me you are all messing about and you don't really think a great flood happend??

                Oh lol, you are for real, I really have found the dumbest place on the web.
                OK, so no world changing flood, but I bet you believe an asteroid hit the earth and caused the species to become extinct. But a flood would be beyond comprehension?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • PureSoul
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 5

                  #23
                  Re: Noah's Flood: The Final Proof

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  OK, so no world changing flood, but I bet you believe an asteroid hit the earth and caused the species to become extinct. But a flood would be beyond comprehension?
                  An asteriod would be 1000 times more likely than the whole of the planet being consumed by water. Are you serious??

                  Even an Ice age is more likley.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: Noah's Flood: The Final Proof

                    Originally posted by PureSoul View Post
                    An asteriod would be 1000 times more likely than the whole of the planet being consumed by water. Are you serious??

                    Even an Ice age is more likley.
                    The planet was not consumed by water. It just rained a lot and the water rose a lot. You do know that the planet is covered with water, right?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • WWJDnow
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 6314

                      #25
                      Re: Noah's Flood: The Final Proof

                      Originally posted by PureSoul View Post
                      Oh please, give me strength.. Please tell me you are all messing about and you don't really think a great flood happend??
                      Were you around 5,000 years ago? No. So how can you possibly say that the flood didn't occur?
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                      • Baal Adramelch
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Aug 2013
                        • 9

                        #26
                        Re: Noah's Flood: The Final Proof

                        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                        Were you around 5,000 years ago? No. So how can you possibly say that the flood didn't occur?
                        Were you around 5,000 years ago? No. So how can you possibly say that the flood did occur?

                        ^^See that, foiled by your own logic^^

                        Idiots.
                        2 Kings 18:27 But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #27
                          Re: Noah's Flood: The Final Proof

                          Originally posted by Baal Adramelch View Post
                          Were you around 5,000 years ago? No. So how can you possibly say that the flood did occur?

                          ^^See that, foiled by your own logic^^

                          Idiots.
                          It's in the Bible, dummy. Other people were there, they wrote the history. The fact that anyone would deny this is idiotic.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Donovan A. Mordecai
                            True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2013
                            • 763

                            #28
                            Re: Noah's Flood: The Final Proof

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            The planet was not consumed by water. It just rained a lot and the water rose a lot. You do know that the planet is covered with water, right?

                            Don't forget the Fountains of the Deep, the Great Reservoirs beneath the surface, which so called scientists refuse to investigate because it will shoot their stupid ideas full of holes

                            Genesis 7:11

                            In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.
                            Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                            Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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