[UNI0NJ4CK]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Greetings primitives!
I worship neither Jesus, Satan or God. The reason for this is because I am intelligent enough not to believe in magic or the supernatural.
I have to say though that after reading a fair few posts here I have decided that IF these imaginery beings DID exist, I think I would be far better off worshipping Satan. Judging by the statements made here it would appear that he is far more powerful than your 'God', and thus would be a more deserving deity to bow before.
I hope one day soon all Christians come to their senses and join the rest of the human race in moving forward, rather than trying to hold us all back.
Peace out idiots :-D

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I am intelligent enough not to believe in magic or the supernatural.

It does not require intelligence to not believe in God. Lampposts and tampons don't believe in God.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Greetings primitives!
I worship neither Jesus, Satan or God. The reason for this is because I am intelligent enough not to believe in magic or the supernatural.
I have to say though that after reading a fair few posts here I have decided that IF these imaginery beings DID exist, I think I would be far better off worshipping Satan. Judging by the statements made here it would appear that he is far more powerful than your 'God', and thus would be a more deserving deity to bow before.
I hope one day soon all Christians come to their senses and join the rest of the human race in moving forward, rather than trying to hold us all back.
Peace out idiots :-D

Please tell me you see the breathtaking irony of someone who considers themselves a monkey calling US "primitives."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[UNI0NJ4CK]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

It does not require intelligence to not believe in God. Lampposts and tampons don't believe in God.

Actually I would say that a severe lack of intelligence is a pre-requisite to believe in a non existant entity (that would be 'god' in case you're wondering)
I find your response to my initial comment juvenile and irrelevant. Lamp-posts and tampons are inanimate objects, hence the stupid comparison. Not that I expected much more from the mentally challenged :-D

[UNI0NJ4CK]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Please tell me you see the breathtaking irony of someone who considers themselves a monkey calling US "primitives."

I admit that would be ironic, if of course I considered myself a monkey, which I don't and nor did I proclaim to be.
Oh and the reason I consider you primitive is because you, and your ilk are around 2,000 yars behind the rest of the human race. Come on my idiotic friend....pull your bible out of your arse and join the 21st century! You can do it! You might even like it. :-D

[UNI0NJ4CK]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I have posted three comments prior to this one and have already received three 'infractions' :-P
I'm unsure how many more would merit a ban from this so-called forum but I implore you; do not waste any more of your time, ban me now because you cannot 'save' me. The reason being that I am in no immediate danger and have no need for a 'saviour'.
As it happens, I am here to try and save YOU. From what? From your own stupidity and backwards thinking brains (anyone who says they think with their heart is most definitely backwards) Please wake up and see that you have been wasting your lives. Live your life day to day knowing none of your actions will have any negative effect when you die. There is no heaven or hell, only nothingness.
ENJOY life, set yourself free from your self imposed religious restraints and even indulge your obvious latent homosexual tendancies (because, reading between the lines here, there are quite a few of you here...too many of you describe yourselves as 'definitely NOT gay'...give me a break closet freaks)
Sadly though I know my words fall upon ignorant ears and that my help is not wanted here. You label ME 'unsaved trash'? I could say the same about YOU.
Peace out primitives

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Why would we ban you, my friend? Such hatred of Jesus Christ serves a purpose for other filthy sinners that only come here to mock us. To read your posts and then look in the mirror at what degenerate and foul sinners they are as well.

No, we will always leave your posts available as proof of the inevitable rage and corruption of character that comes as a consequence of the decision to shun your Creator.

We will pray for you.

In Christ

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Greetings primitives!
I worship neither Jesus

There is only one Jesus.

Satan or God.

Satan or God what?

There are some links here which might be useful for you.

[UNI0NJ4CK]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Congratulations 'MitzaLizalor', you have just reinforced your own glaring idiocy!
Do you not understand simple sentence structure? I started my first post saying; I worship neither Jesus, God or Satan. That simply means that I do not worship Jesus, I do not worship God and I do not worship Satan.
That was one sentence, NOT two seperate quotes. I realise I have to make allowances for. Your primitive brain but do I really need to breakdown a simple sentence in order for you to understand its meaning?
You attained stupidity and just kept aiming lower didn't you?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Congratulations 'MitzaLizalor', you have just reinforced your own glaring idiocy!
Do you not understand simple sentence structure? I started my first post saying; I worship neither Jesus, God or Satan. That simply means that I do not worship Jesus, I do not worship God and I do not worship Satan.
That was one sentence, NOT two seperate quotes. I realise I have to make allowances for. Your primitive brain but do I really need to breakdown a simple sentence in order for you to understand its meaning?
You attained stupidity and just kept aiming lower didn't you?

Worshiping Satan is the default position when you reject God. The very act of refusing to worship God is what Satan asks of his followers.

Anyway, so you are all of fourteen years old that you have this desperate need to brag about how intelligent you are?

[Didymus Much]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Congratulations 'MitzaLizalor', you have just reinforced your own glaring idiocy!
Do you not understand simple sentence structure? I started my first post saying; I worship neither Jesus, God or Satan. That simply means that I do not worship Jesus, I do not worship God and I do not worship Satan.
That was one sentence, NOT two seperate quotes. I realise I have to make allowances for. Your primitive brain but do I really need to breakdown a simple sentence in order for you to understand its meaning?
You attained stupidity and just kept aiming lower didn't you?

Then a properly grammatic sentence would have been, "I worship neither Jesus, Satan NOR God". Your uneducated choice left the meaning ambiguous (as well as telling us NOTHING about your beliefs, just your habits). A more politic approach would have been to apologize for your sloppy English, and to restate your point more clearly.

Though Mitza may be deluded as to the existence, nature and worship-worthiness of the Abrahamic God, her brain is far from primitive. Show the open-mindedness you profess and read more of her work. She may not convert you, but you will learn a lot. I know I have.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

You attained stupidity and just kept aiming lower didn't you?

Well by your standards yes, I suppose I did. Thank you for the compliment

I Corinthians 1:18

[Bible Student]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Originally Posted by UNI0NJ4CK
Greetings primitives!
I worship neither Jesus

There is only one Jesus.

Originally Posted by UNI0NJ4CK
Satan or God

Satan or God what?

There are some links here which might be useful for you.

Oh, please MitzaLizalor, don't do that again. I laughed so hard I snorted my coffee and my sides ache.

[Bible Student]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Congratulations 'MitzaLizalor', you have just reinforced your own glaring idiocy!
Do you not understand simple sentence structure? I started my first post saying; I worship neither Jesus, God or Satan. That simply means that I do not worship Jesus, I do not worship God and I do not worship Satan.
That was one sentence, NOT two seperate quotes. I realise I have to make allowances for. Your primitive brain but do I really need to breakdown a simple sentence in order for you to understand its meaning?
You attained stupidity and just kept aiming lower didn't you?

That is the problem. As MitzaLizalor pointed out, your sentence structure is simple. And wrong. She parsed the sentence for you. Remember parsing and diagramming of sentences way back in 6th grade? At least she did you the courtesy of providing a university level link. Mine would have been about 6 years earlier in subject matter.

Neither (not either) implies that none of two choices is the correct one and those two choices are separated by the word nor. You do not use or accompanying neither. Nor does one use a multiple choice of three or more when using neither.

You incorrectly use grade school grammar and yet you insult MitzaLizalor by saying she has a "primitive brain?" Have you heard of the story about the pot and the kettle yet? A word of caution -- notice that MitzaLizalor is an Honorary True Christian(tm). That is way above you in the pecking order. Let's see if you are intelligent enough to understand what I mean.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Have evolutionists managed to find a Crocoduck yet?

Clearly animals do change within their kind. That's Micro evolution as seen within the different breeds of dogs. But evolutionists say that Macro evolution exists and an animal changes into another animal . There has never been ONE example of this happening EVER! Have they found an example? Have they got a Crocoduck to show us yet?

YIC

Jack