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  • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

    If you have to throw away practically all of modern science and technology to validate the Bible, isn't it at least worth pausing for a minute to consider that it might be this book, written thousands of years ago that is wrong?

    Just out of curiosity, do you consider me a liar?

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    • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

      Originally posted by Jacob Slatter View Post
      I think the search function may well be indecipherable to me. Can it really be that nobody has brought up the Peruvian 'Ica stones'?

      Here you have conclusive evidence that the whole time line of evolutionary "science" is completely made up. Here we have stones made by a bunch of primitives that lived not long after the world was created. (Genesis 1:24)

      Friend, I believe that's a Llama.



      Isn't it amazing that llamas only ended up in South America? When the continents split up after the Flood, they must have been in that part.
      Originally posted by DaveTheInfidel View Post
      If you have to throw away practically all of modern science and technology to validate the Bible, isn't it at least worth pausing for a minute to consider that it might be this book, written thousands of years ago that is wrong?
      No. And do tell, what parts of medical science, computer technology, physics, etc. (practically all of modern science and technology) do we have to "throw away"?

      Just out of curiosity, do you consider me a liar?
      On what subject? On being 72, blah blah blah? Yes.

      On hating God? No, I'm certain you hate God, and want us to turn our backs on Him so we may join you in your unending torment in His Lake of Fire.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

        Originally posted by JoshuaBlackmaster View Post
        UmadSistah,

        I know you are a woman, but even my wife can follow simple instructions. Introduce yourself first please. Then, head to the aunt flo forum and learn about the pleasures of baking pies. Your addled mind clearly cannot handle comprehending The Bible without the firm discipline of a loving man's hand to guide you.

        Find a True Christian to marry and discipline you today, and you will have all your answers tomorrow!
        So your proud Christian church is not only racist but sexist as well.

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        • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

          Originally posted by DaveTheInfidel View Post
          So your proud Christian church is not only racist but sexist as well.
          There is nothing sexist about a woman being expected to adhere to her Biblically-prescribed role.

          Why do you hate God so much that you reject His Word in favor of your modern 'morals'?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

            Originally posted by DaveTheInfidel View Post
            So your proud Christian church is not only racist but sexist as well.
            And you Darwinistas are the ones who invented bigotry!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

              Originally posted by DaveTheInfidel View Post
              So your proud Christian church is not only racist but sexist as well.
              If you are trying to shock us with the idea that God considers women to be inferior to men, guess what! We kinda knew that already because we read the Bible.

              Perhaps you might, too, so you save yourself the embarrassment of pointing out the bleeding obvious.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                There is nothing sexist about a woman being expected to adhere to her Biblically-prescribed role.
                Christianity is a patriarchal religion. The Bible is sexist, though some Christians have tempered that sexism with a more modern sensibiltiy.

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Why do you hate God so much that you reject His Word in favor of your modern 'morals'?
                Atheism is not hatred for God. I cannot hate what I don't believe exists. Obviously I don't believe the Bible is the word of God. It simply incorporates a moral code that evolved with us to help our ancestors survive.

                There is moral as well as technological progress. We no longer practice slavery or keep women from voting. We are becoming more aware of gay rights. Your church is lagging on these issues.

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                • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                  Originally posted by DaveTheInfidel View Post
                  Christianity is a patriarchal religion. The Bible is sexist, though some Christians have tempered that sexism with a more modern sensibiltiy.



                  Atheism is not hatred for God. I cannot hate what I don't believe exists. Obviously I don't believe the Bible is the word of God. It simply incorporates a moral code that evolved with us to help our ancestors survive.

                  There is moral as well as technological progress. We no longer practice slavery or keep women from voting. We are becoming more aware of gay rights. Your church is lagging on these issues.
                  Where does God say we should cheerfully disregard His commandments whenever we decide we just don't like them any more?
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                    Originally posted by DaveTheInfidel View Post
                    Atheism is not hatred for God. I cannot hate what I don't believe exists. Obviously I don't believe the Bible is the word of God.
                    Even your own "psychiatrists" recognise that as "denial"

                    But if one does not acknowledge that they have the disorder, how can it be helped? Why would anyone want to be cured of a disorder that they do not believe they have?

                    ..a good approach for persons in such denial is to point out that, even though they may not have the disorder, it is true that they have been treated by others as though they do have mental illness. They will usually agree with this thesis, especially if they have been hospitalized. Often these folks will accept being referred to with a term like, "survivor." Once they have accepted the fact that others may view them as mentally ill, they then have some motivation to learn more about the disorder.

                    It is generally best not to try to make a "frontal assault" against denial. Try to establish a trusting relationship and gradually chip away or "defreeze" the rigid cognitive defensive structure that constitutes the denial.
                    Jesus has a "defreezing" programme too.

                    MATTHEW 13
                    41
                    The Sonne of man shall send forth his Angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdome all things that offend, and them which doe iniquitie:
                    42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wayling and gnashing of teeth..
                    47 ¶ Againe, the kingdome of heauen is like vnto a net that was cast into the sea, and gathered of euery kind,
                    48 Which, when it was full, they drew to shore, and sate downe, and gathered the good into vessels, but cast the bad away.
                    49 So shall it be at the ende of the world: the Angels shal come forth, and seuer the wicked from among the iust,
                    50 And shal cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing, and gnashing of teeth.

                    CONTEXT ©1611

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                    • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                      Originally posted by DaveTheInfidel View Post
                      Obviously I don't believe the Bible is the word of God. It simply incorporates a moral code that evolved with us to help our ancestors survive.
                      If it 'evolved', why does it still say the same thing? The words aren't changing. That doesn't sound like 'evolution' to me!

                      There is moral as well as technological progress. We no longer practice slavery or keep women from voting. We are becoming more aware of gay rights. Your church is lagging on these issues.
                      No, Landover and my church both are holding true to God's Commands. The world is holding Satan's hand and turning its back on the Lord, and you think we should do the same.

                      I can only assume that you are working for Satan and want us to join you being burned alive for eternity in God's Lake of Fire.

                      No dice, kid.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                        YUCK! EVOLUTIONISTS ARE ALL JUST MORONS!

                        PRAISE GOD! RAISE:

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                        • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                          Originally posted by DaveTheInfidel View Post
                          ...
                          There is moral as well as technological progress. We no longer practice slavery or keep women from voting. We are becoming more aware of gay rights. Your church is lagging on these issues.
                          Big Government and the "Nanny" State coupled with rampant socialism – the direct result of giving women the right to vote. High unemployment and widespread poverty – the direct result of the end of slavery. And what, pray tell, are the "rights" of gays that everyone else doesn't have. I wouldn't call that "progress".
                          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                          ...and get off my lawn
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                          • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                            Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                            How do you know that animals have souls and plants don't? Is your research peer reviewed?
                            I don't believe that any of us have souls apart from our body. The body and soul are one and when the body dies the soul dies with it. Not peer reviewed but if I were writing a Holy Book today, that is what I would say.

                            Pay no attention to the Bible quote below. I don't know how to get rid of it and if I tried, I'd probably incur some infraction points. It is appropriate to this discussion, however.

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                            • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                              Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                              Muslims know that the Koran has too many contradicitions for anyone who's actually read it to believe, so they use swords, not words, to convert those infidels whom they don't just kill outright. You should ask your Muslim friends to name the US Imams who have publicly condemned suicide bombings in Israel. I'll give you good odds that they, like most people who don't actually have evidence to back up their claims, can't give you a single name.

                              Or maybe you should go straight to the source and read the Koran. It's a definite page turner, if you're into the genre of absurdist, internally inconsistent, reign-of-terror fantasy.
                              I haven't read the Koran, but I've read the Bible. I believe you when you say "the Koran has too many contradicitions for anyone who's actually read it to believe," yet they do. The same is true of the Bible. The geneologies of Jesus in Matthew and Luke are identical from Adam to King David, then they diverge and converge again on Joseph, who they identify as Jesus's father. This in turn contradicts the Biblical claim that Jesus is the son of God. Of course the authors of these gospels had access to King David's geneology in the Old Testament, but they didn't consult each other when they felt the need to expand that geneology to include Jesus.

                              The Bible is a real page turner, especially the Old Testament. When I read the Bible through at the age of fourteen I saw that God was constantly commanding the Jews to commit genocide upon their neighbors. When God turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt for her curiosity, Lot fled into the wilderness with his daughters who got him drunk and got pregnant by him. Heady reading for an impressionable teenager.

                              But it wasn't the King James Version, so maybe the stories were different in the version I read.

                              Y'all be sure not to eat your hands, now.

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                              • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                                Originally posted by DaveTheInfidel
                                If you have to throw away practically all of modern science and technology to validate the Bible, isn't it at least worth pausing for a minute to consider that it might be this book, written thousands of years ago that is wrong?
                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                No. And do tell, what parts of medical science, computer technology, physics, etc. (practically all of modern science and technology) do we have to "throw away"?
                                Did you read the list? You can't just excise parts of the scientific canon that you find inconvenient and expect the rest of it to stand together as a coherent system. Do actually believe that PI=3? Would you like to live in a house designed by an engineer who believes that?

                                Originally posted by DaveTheInfidel
                                Just out of curiosity, do you consider me a liar?"?
                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                On what subject? On being 72, blah blah blah? Yes.

                                On hating God? No, I'm certain you hate God, and want us to turn our backs on Him so we may join you in your unending torment in His Lake of Fire.
                                Curiosity satisfied. The motivation for the question is the stereotype of atheists as liars. Yes I am in the October of my life, even if I have the maturity of a much younger man. I don't hate God any more than I hate Jupiter or Mars (the gods not the planets). I don't hate anything that doesn't exist, but if God did exist and y'all are right about him, I would hate him very much, although resistance would be futile.

                                Yours for the betterment of humankind
                                Dave
                                "Unsaved" but not trash

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