[Didymus Much]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

i would but i don't take my opinions from 3000 year old books ( give or take a few years) which were not translated correctly into English.

How do you know that you don't? If you've never read the Bible, you have no idea what it actually says.

[Richard the piratefag]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

So far as I can see the only thing you do here is post drug-addled gibberish.

How about you go and properly introduce yourself that we may know you.

Ill get round to introducing myself don't you worry and drug-addled really you gonna just say that i can make accusations too if you like, i think your a closet homosexual wife beater.

Oh i see you're ready for the rapture, were you ready for the other 2 ones that didn't happen but its always good to be ready right.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

What a grumpy boy!

No wonder if he has never read God's holy word.

I wonder if he will stay long enough to be saved.

[Richard the piratefag]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

How do you know that you don't? If you've never read the Bible, you have no idea what it actually says.

I don't really want to indulge myself in a piece of fiction that is plagued with inconsistencies and contradictory information, oh and anyone who has done basic RE has read a decent amount of the bible so don't jump to conclusions about what i have and haven't read.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I don't really want to indulge myself in a piece of fiction that is plagued with inconsistencies and contradictory information, oh and anyone who has done basic RE has read a decent amount of the bible so don't jump to conclusions about what i have and haven't read.

Bet you've never read this:

Numbers 22:22-30 22And God's anger was kindled because he went: and the angel of the LORD stood in the way for an adversary against him. Now he was riding upon his ass, and his two servants were with him. 23And the ass saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and the ass turned aside out of the way, and went into the field: and Balaam smote the ass, to turn her into the way. 24But the angel of the LORD stood in a path of the vineyards, a wall being on this side, and a wall on that side. 25And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she thrust herself unto the wall, and crushed Balaam's foot against the wall: and he smote her again. 26And the angel of the LORD went further, and stood in a narrow place, where was no way to turn either to the right hand or to the left. 27And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff. 28And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times? 29And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee. 30And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.

See! I told you you didn't know much about the Bible. I bet you never looked at whether donkeys can talk in RE.

And you try to tell me God isn't powerful when He can make a donkey rebuke its owner!

PRAISE!

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I don't really want to indulge myself in a piece of fiction that is plagued with inconsistencies and contradictory information, oh and anyone who has done basic RE has read a decent amount of the bible so don't jump to conclusions about what i have and haven't read.

Richard the Buttpirate, you know what’s the difference between you and Didymus? He’s a pro, while you’re not even an amateur; he’s an adult, while you’re probably not even a teenager. He knows he cannot challenge us with the what-I-can’t-see-doesn’t-exists argument or contradict to something he didn’t even read with something he has no clue about. Grow up.

***

Now, can somebody put this annoying brat into the sand-box (quarantine), please?

[Richard the piratefag]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

What a grumpy boy!

No wonder if he has never read God's holy word.

I wonder if he will stay long enough to be saved.

I wonder if you will stay long enough to see another "Rapture"

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I wonder if you will stay long enough to see another "Rapture"

You didn't read about Baalaam's ass did you!

You'll find it most instructive.

[Richard the piratefag]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Bet you've never read this:

Numbers 22:22-30 22And God's anger was kindled because he went: and the angel of the LORD stood in the way for an adversary against him. Now he was riding upon his ass, and his two servants were with him. 23And the ass saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and the ass turned aside out of the way, and went into the field: and Balaam smote the ass, to turn her into the way. 24But the angel of the LORD stood in a path of the vineyards, a wall being on this side, and a wall on that side. 25And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she thrust herself unto the wall, and crushed Balaam's foot against the wall: and he smote her again. 26And the angel of the LORD went further, and stood in a narrow place, where was no way to turn either to the right hand or to the left. 27And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff. 28And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times? 29And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee. 30And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.

See! I told you you didn't know much about the Bible. I bet you never looked at whether donkeys can talk in RE.

And you try to tell me God isn't powerful when He can make a donkey rebuke its owner!

PRAISE!

Not powerful enough to make a rapture though i mean i`m still waiting.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Not powerful enough to make a rapture though i mean i`m still waiting.

What's your point?

[Richard the piratefag]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Richard the Buttpirate, you know what’s the difference between you and Didymus? He’s a pro, while you’re not even an amateur; he’s an adult, while you’re probably not even a teenager. He knows he cannot challenge us with the what-I-can’t-see-doesn’t-exists argument or contradict to something he didn’t even read with something he has no clue about. Grow up.

***

Now, can somebody put this annoying brat into the sand-box (quarantine), please?

Again with the assumptions, you Christians really are a fan of making them aren't you?
The whole butt pirate thing isn't really offensive to anyone in the modern world apart from your lovely sect of society.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Not powerful enough to make a rapture though i mean i`m still waiting.

If you’d read the Holy Bible you’d know you’re babbling stupidities, since

Mark 13:32 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”

Again with the assumptions, you Christians really are a fan of making them aren't you?...

Who keeps on making assumption about the Bible without even reading it? I have to presume that you’re either mentally deprived or a child.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I don't really want to indulge myself in a piece of fiction that is plagued with inconsistencies and contradictory information, oh and anyone who has done basic RE has read a decent amount of the bible so don't jump to conclusions about what i have and haven't read.

Anyone who has done RE has not read a decent amount of Bible. They have been shown a fairy tale version of the truth. An Ark with Giraffes head stuck out of the top. All Gold, Frankincense and Mur, no circumcision and no sacrificed pigeons and a dove. It's all God's love and none of God's righteous wrath. RE does not teach you to fear God and that is a failure of the liberal education system.

Psalm 2:11 Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling.

Do not call us closet homosexual wife beaters. We are not closet homosexuals.

YIC

Jack

[Richard the piratefag]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

If you’d read the Holy Bible you’d know you’re babbling stupidities, since

Mark 13:32 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”

The problem with throwing quotes at me is that the bible is full of contradictory stories and "facts" so i find it hard to find truth in a lot of quotes that get thrown at me when it could have been another mistranslation.

So your not disagreeing that you like to make assumptions, that's nice to know as you seemed to be getting a little mad, maybe you should go pray and chill out a little.

[Richard the piratefag]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Anyone who has done RE has not read a decent amount of Bible. They have been shown a fairy tale version of the truth. An Ark with Giraffes head stuck out of the top. All Gold, Frankincense and Mur, no circumcision and no sacrificed pigeons and a dove. It's all God's love and none of God's righteous wrath. RE does not teach you to fear God and that is a failure of the liberal education system.

Psalm 2:11 Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling.

Do not call us closet homosexual wife beaters. We are not closet homosexuals.

YIC

Jack

oooo did i hit a nerve with the closet homosexual thing? are we getting a little mad there?

Shame as it does teach the contradictions in the bible which is always nice as people like to avoid them
And they do teach gods wrath its just that no one really cares about something that clearly wont effect them as you know people like to enjoy there life and not worship magical a deity. Ill imagine heaven is real for a second and it would be full of you people i mean wow i think id stick to the fiery torment of a hell rather than stuck with you lot for eternity.