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  • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

    Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
    Aren't there aspects of the theory of evolution covered in the bible?

    e.g.,
    Adam and Noah - proving that we are all descended from a common ancestor.

    Shem, Ham, and Japheth - being the fathers of different nations lends to the evolutionist theory of 'random mutation' being that an entirely new species is created from an offspring having different characteristics from it's parents.

    Genesis 9:18-19 And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan. These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.

    How many different races are there on earth? doesn't evolution have to occur in some way, shape, or form for them all to have come from three ancestors?

    I'm not saying the theory of evolution is 100% correct but arent there parts of it that are backed up by scripture.
    You're saying monkeys are descended from Noah? You're crazy! Next you'll be saying those random ginger people are a race.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

      did I mention monkeys?
      For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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      • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

        Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
        did I mention monkeys?
        You were doing that whole evolution common ancestor thing and I glazed over because it usually means monkeys.

        Look, friend, Noah and his sons and sundry womenfolk are our forefathers because they are the only humans to survive the flood, not to give credence to Darwin the worm botherer.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

          Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
          Aren't there aspects of the theory of evolution covered in the bible?

          e.g.,
          Adam and Noah - proving that we are all descended from a common ancestor.

          Shem, Ham, and Japheth - being the fathers of different nations lends to the evolutionist theory of 'random mutation' being that an entirely new species is created from an offspring having different characteristics from it's parents.

          Genesis 9:18-19 And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan. These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.

          How many different races are there on earth? doesn't evolution have to occur in some way, shape, or form for them all to have come from three ancestors?

          I'm not saying the theory of evolution is 100% correct but arent there parts of it that are backed up by scripture.
          You seemed to of skipped a bit. Adam and Eve were the first regular people (first, not only) soon thereafter, God created servants to tend to them. You make it sound like bugs are evolved from people !!!!!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            ...You make it sound like bugs are evolved from people !!!!!
            not my intention, my main point was about Ham, Shem and Japheth. if they are everyones forefathers then all human races 'evolved' from them.
            For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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            • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

              Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
              not my intention, my main point was about Ham, Shem and Japheth. if they are everyones forefathers then all human races 'evolved' from them.
              Descended from them...

              Try to focus on what actually happened instead of using wrong words and expecting us to see significance in them.

              It's like saying "walked on the moon" when you actually mean "conspired with secularists to pretend the moon is another world"
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                uh huh, try and follow my logic instead of assuming I'm a Darwinist conspirator. If all races are descended from them then all races are descended from those 3 men... in fact all from one man, noah being father of all three... tho I suppose the races of wives and such are not mentioned.
                For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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                • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                  Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
                  uh huh, try and follow my logic instead of assuming I'm a Darwinist conspirator. If all races are descended from them then all races are descended from those 3 men... in fact all from one man, noah being father of all three... tho I suppose the races of wives and such are not mentioned.
                  Why so obsessed with race? For starters we know Ham was the forefather of the Canaanites due to his sin of tittle tattling about his drunken and naked father. Various other racial origins of note are mentioned such as the birth of the Moabites and Ammonites from the horrific rape of their drunken father by Lot's daughters.

                  Similar things based on sin and debauchery too irrelevant to mention due to a lack of obsessive pedants such as yourself back in the day must also have happened to spawn the other lesser races.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                    uh huh you're talking about 'random mutation' you realise, although it would be less random and more by Gods will. As such wouldn't that make evolution a tool of God.

                    And I'm obseessed with race because this is a thread about evolution, hard not to talk about it.
                    For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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                    • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                      Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
                      uh huh you're talking about 'random mutation' you realise, although it would be less random and more by Gods will. As such wouldn't that make evolution a tool of God.

                      And I'm obseessed with race because this is a thread about evolution, hard not to talk about it.
                      You're actually serious about this? I thought you were joking or something.

                      You think God makes evolution happen on the basis of the actual fact that there are now races but they are all descended from a few flood survivors?

                      What kind of warped mind tries to base a theory of racial origin on such tenuous stuff when I just gave you all the evidence you need to see that the forefathers of various races are distinguished by some deed or iniquity.

                      Abraham, great favourite of God, passed test when asked to sacrifice own son, spawns Israel.

                      Lot, had drunken sex with own daughters, spawns doomed-to-genocide-at-hands-of Israelites races Moabites and Ammonites.

                      Why can you not see the pattern?
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                        Ok, why isn't that evolution? God changed one person and their spawn were forever altered, they were a new species of man, a mutation.
                        For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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                        • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                          Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
                          Ok, why isn't that evolution? God changed one person and their spawn were forever altered, they were a new species of man, a mutation.
                          There you go again. It's not evolution because it's God's will and the work of our great designer rather than the work of random chance by natural selection that Darwin proposed.

                          You're just attaching misnomers to actual events caused by God and getting all confused.

                          It's like me saying I drove to work in my aeroplane. I should really be saying car but because I don't know the difference I say the wrong word. Does it really matter? We both know what I really meant because I just explained it to you.

                          Now try having the remark taken out of context and see how many people think I'm a pilot of a plane who is confused and said drove instead of flew. How will they tell the difference without the more detailed knowledge?

                          This is why saying silly erroneous things like "God caused evolution and this is my own special meaning for evolution" is so silly.

                          So stop it; you're making a monkey out of yourself. (Creationist joke there )
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                            So stop it; you're making a monkey out of yourself. (Creationist joke there )
                            That's pretty funny

                            See you are doing exactly what you are accusing me of, I said random mutation, not natural selection, they are two completely seperate things, natural selection would be something that occurs long after random mutation. point to an instance when I have used the words natural selection and I will apologise for it.

                            Now then if God creates a new race of man from the offspring of another race of man is that not mutation, has the human race not evolved?

                            Mutation: A distinct form resulting from such a change

                            Evolution: The gradual development of something, esp. from a simple to a more complex form.

                            Darwins theory of evolution does not define evolution, if you looked into it you'd find there are many different theories of evolution, stop assuming I agree 100% with darwinism and start reading what I'm actually writing.
                            For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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                            • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                              Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
                              That's pretty funny

                              See you are doing exactly what you are accusing me of, I said random mutation, not natural selection, they are two completely seperate things, natural selection would be something that occurs long after random mutation. point to an instance when I have used the words natural selection and I will apologise for it.

                              Now then if God creates a new race of man from the offspring of another race of man is that not mutation, has the human race not evolved?

                              Mutation: A distinct form resulting from such a change

                              Evolution: The gradual development of something, esp. from a simple to a more complex form.

                              Darwins theory of evolution does not define evolution, if you looked into it you'd find there are many different theories of evolution, stop assuming I agree 100% with darwinism and start reading what I'm actually writing.
                              I'm assuming you're a bit crazy and determined to shoehorn the Bible into fitting whatever warped pseudo-science makes sense in your brain.

                              The finer details of your nonsense really don't matter because if God made us in His image then tinkered with us endlessly so we suddenly grew extra bits or less bits or different sized bits just to see if it worked out or not don't you think he'd have told us?

                              By the way, where did you get your definition of mutation from?

                              A Mutation occurs when a DNA gene is damaged or changed in such a way as to alter the genetic message carried by that gene.
                              Your pet scientists think it's the above (whatever that's supposed to mean!)

                              You seem to think it's more like God is playing at rewriting the X men or something.

                              Why not stop trying to imagine what it would be like if the world matched the inside of your head, accept the Bible for what it actually is and get out there and live your life like God says you should?



                              A mutation, yesterday.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                                Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
                                Aren't there aspects of the theory of evolution covered in the bible?

                                e.g.,
                                Adam and Noah - proving that we are all descended from a common ancestor.

                                Shem, Ham, and Japheth - being the fathers of different nations lends to the evolutionist theory of 'random mutation' being that an entirely new species is created from an offspring having different characteristics from it's parents.
                                That idea is NOT presented in The Bible. As for "science" the fundamental tenet is that ALL humans are the SAME SPECIES. We are "cross fertile" whatever you're reading is rubbish did you get it from a state school.

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