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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #6571
    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    Originally posted by Wolf Haley triple 6 View Post
    Neither Heaven nor Hell exist so I'm all good.
    Better to enjoy life than bank on the chance of "paradise" after death.
    I got friends and family around me, I could not be happier serving Jesus in life and I will go to heaven after life.

    How am I not enjoying life? I can't imagine how my life could be any better.

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    • Wolf Haley triple 6
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      • Jun 2011
      • 7

      #6572
      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      You keep saying this and I keep asking for an example of your own and you can't give one!
      Uhh, I gave you a pretty sizable list, buddy!
      I'm not gonna look for more because those were, for some reason, not good enough for you. If I wanted to read a real book, I would read a good one.
      Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All
      Free Earl

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22833

        #6573
        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        Originally posted by God DOES NOT EXIST View Post
        Your argument is irrelevant. And I have no idea what you're even trying to say.
        So, your inability to understand English wins the day, eh?
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • God DOES NOT EXIST
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2011
          • 19

          #6574
          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          So, your inability to understand English wins the day, eh?
          Hmm, great work, picking at the fact that I speak Afrikaans as my mother tongue. And no, I wasn't saying I didn't understand the words, I don't under stand the message that you were trying to bring across.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22833

            #6575
            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by Wolf Haley triple 6 View Post
            Uhh, I gave you a pretty sizable list, buddy!
            I'm not gonna look for more because those were, for some reason, not good enough for you.
            Free Earl
            Another victory for Jesus over the liars for the religion of Athesism!
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Alphonse Alban
              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
               
              • Feb 2011
              • 5724

              #6576
              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              Originally posted by God DOES NOT EXIST View Post
              Hmm, great work, picking at the fact that I speak Afrikaans as my mother tongue.
              Sorry, lame excuses does not work here.

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              • Wolf Haley triple 6
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                • Jun 2011
                • 7

                #6577
                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                I got friends and family around me, I could not be happier serving Jesus in life and I will go to heaven after life.

                How am I not enjoying life? I can't imagine how my life could be any better.
                Well that's great for you! You probably have some kind of mental defect that lets you be stupid and happy. And that's all right for you. But I was talking about my life. I can't enjoy my life if I'm living a lie, so I'm not going to pretend christianity is true just because some guy on the internet said it's the only way to get into a place that might exist, but most likely doesn't.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #6578
                  Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Originally posted by Wolf Haley triple 6 View Post
                  Uhh, I gave you a pretty sizable list, buddy!
                  I'm not gonna look for more because those were, for some reason, not good enough for you. If I wanted to read a real book, I would read a good one.
                  Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All
                  Free Earl
                  You are simply cutting and pasting after doing a Google search, typical of the intellectual laziness of your generation.

                  Instead of sitting around with your b-tard friends, why not do something productive like, oh, I dunno, READ THE BIBLE!



                  It would do you a world of good. And don't tell me you've read it, because:

                  (James 3:14) "But if ye have bitter envying and strife in your hearts, glory not, and lie not against the truth."



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • Sossen
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                    Under Investigation
                    • Jun 2011
                    • 1

                    #6579
                    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    You guys are all so stupid! I mean god is just so unlikely! An almighty jewish zombie ruling the universe? No way! A one-eyed wizard on an eight-legged horse on the other hand...

                    I'm here to tell you all about the greatness of the Asgard! Embrace Thor today, and find your crops growing and your luck in war changing! Come to Scandinavia and find the happiest people in the world!

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                    • God DOES NOT EXIST
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2011
                      • 19

                      #6580
                      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      Ohh, here, look what I found in my Bible (Yes I do have one! WOW!)

                      1 TIMOTHY 2:8
                      "I desire, then, that in every place the men should pray, lifting up holy hands without anger or argument; also that the women should dress themselves modestly and decently in suitable clothing, not with their hair braided, or with gold, pearls, or expensive clothes, but with good works, as is proper for women who profess reverence for God. Let a woman learn in silence with full submission. I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor. Yet she will be saved through childbearing, provided they continue in faith and love and holiness, with modesty."

                      Wait, WHAT? Now you're sexists too. Defend that. Common, I dare you to defend it, with your wife watching. Or even better, can a woman defend that?

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                      • religionhater
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                        • Jun 2011
                        • 4

                        #6581
                        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Homosexuality? You think homosexuality is wrong? Here watch [Godless abomination link deleted]
                        All these things make no sense. If you want to promote peace then why bother "proving" science is utter "false"?
                        You're really asking for it.

                        I just don't get it. I have no problem with God or whoever you decide to worship... Just don't BRAG or prove something.
                        These Gods are beings of faith (and goodness etc.), so if you try "prove" if they exist then where is that faith? That tiny amount of doubt you had is now going to condemn you to hell and all.

                        I'm giving my opinion. Maybe there are many (many) others who follow this ideology.. If your true goal is for peace then why argue with people (who maybe right or wrong, universe IS a big place so these theories will change) and CREATE wars?
                        Answer that and we'll be on our way.

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                        • Alphonse Alban
                          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                           
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 5724

                          #6582
                          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          Originally posted by Wolf Haley triple 6 View Post
                          Well that's great for you! You probably have some kind of mental defect that lets you be stupid and happy. And that's all right for you. But I was talking about my life. I can't enjoy my life if I'm living a lie, so I'm not going to pretend christianity is true just because some guy on the internet said it's the only way to get into a place that might exist, but most likely doesn't.
                          So people who are happy must have mental defect. That is the difference between us. I see happy people and I feel happy for them. You see happy people and their happiness makes you miserable.

                          Explain how must people who are happy be stupid. Do you need everyone to feel and believe the same way before you can accept them?

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22833

                            #6583
                            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            Originally posted by God DOES NOT EXIST View Post
                            Hmm, great work, picking at the fact that I speak Afrikaans as my mother tongue.
                            Are you a nigra? This might help you. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/exnegro/ex-NegroAd.html
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • theleper
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                              • Jun 2011
                              • 10

                              #6584
                              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                              You are simply cutting and pasting after doing a Google search, typical of the intellectual laziness of your generation.

                              Instead of sitting around with your b-tard friends, why not do something productive like, oh, I dunno, READ THE BIBLE!
                              I took your advice and opened up my bible looking for contradictions. By page two I had found one. Genesis 1:24-26 says that God created beasts of the earth first, then man. Genesis 2:18-19 says that man came first, then beasts.

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                              • The Earth is Flat
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                                • Jun 2011
                                • 1

                                #6585
                                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Is this all just one massive pisstake?

                                there is no way people can be this stupid and still have the mental capacity to actually go through a registration process.

                                Cease your breeding. Dear God.

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