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  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

    Originally posted by A Mini Black boy View Post
    And I happen to be neither
    Take your pick, boy, but you've got to serve somebody. God has so commanded.

    Matthew 12:30
    He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

    Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.


    Especially being a descendant of Ham.

    Genesis 9:18-27
    And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan.

    These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.

    And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:

    And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

    And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

    And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

    And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

    And he said, Cursed be Canaan; the lowest of slaves shall he be unto his brethren.

    And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his slave.

    God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his slave.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      Originally posted by Dirk View Post
      Let's see science tackle these arguments!
      they did they got rocket went so high up they tuck cameras up and tuck a photograph what did it so a round plant call earth no 2 why people fall of the earth the word what science called gravity. so there for science has tackle it and people say i retarded.
      Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        Originally posted by Aaron vincent sean View Post
        they did they got rocket went so high up they tuck cameras up and tuck a photograph what did it so a round plant call earth no 2 why people fall of the earth the word what science called gravity. so there for science has tackle it and people say i retarded.
        Does anyone speak retard? Because I can't understand a word this one's saying.

        Honestly, retards give me the heebie-jeebies.

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Does anyone speak retard? Because I can't understand a word this one's saying.

          Honestly, retards give me the heebie-jeebies.
          I speak retard, Pastor. I'll try to reach it.

          Hay, tard! Ur worng wen u say no ur worng bout Jesus. We R rite cos we cn Rd teh babble. God sez we r goan 2 hevn an ur goan 2 hel so sukkit losr. ROFLROFL!!! 1!!!1!!!
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Hello y'all. Have you any guestions for God, cos' he's on the phone with me. I'll ask him anything you wish.

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            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              Originally posted by MikkofromSweden View Post
              Hello y'all. Have you any guestions for God, cos' he's on the phone with me. I'll ask him anything you wish.
              Ask Him to punish the decadent Swedes for harboring more rapists than any other nation in the world.

              When I am President I will invade Sweden, annex it, and outlaw rape, sodomy, pornography, and pedophilia, restoring it to its Christian origins. The founding fathers of Sweden would see it my way.
              Favorite son of Billy Bob Jenkins, being groomed to lead the Republican party from the WHITE House.

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              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                He says he won't do such a thing. And that you are a sinner: you lust for power! And he will punish you for that.

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                • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Originally posted by MikkofromSweden View Post
                  He says he won't do such a thing. And that you are a sinner: you lust for power! And he will punish you for that.
                  I do not lust for anything. I am eleven. My dad says you are getting me confused with your whore mother.

                  You do realize that a bastard son of a whore shall not enter the congregation of the Lord, don't you?

                  Deuteronomy 23:2 says so.

                  And when I ask you to speak to God, I am referring to the one who created creation, not your master Satan.

                  Thanks, and don't forget to vote!
                  Favorite son of Billy Bob Jenkins, being groomed to lead the Republican party from the WHITE House.

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                  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Originally posted by MikkofromSweden View Post
                    He says he won't do such a thing. And that you are a sinner: you lust for power! And he will punish you for that.
                    ask god to kill yes kill all these so called true christian that they are so far up god and Jesus cunt.
                    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      Originally posted by George W. Jenkins View Post
                      I do not lust for anything. I am eleven. My dad says you are getting me confused with your whore mother.

                      You do realize that a bastard son of a whore shall not enter the congregation of the Lord, don't you?

                      Deuteronomy 23:2 says so.

                      And when I ask you to speak to God, I am referring to the one who created creation, not your master Satan.

                      Thanks, and don't forget to vote!
                      if i said bastard at your age my dad *incest pornography deleted* killed me.
                      Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by Aaron vincent sean View Post
                        if i said bastard at your age my dad f>cking killed me.
                        I encourage my sons to quote the Bible. I'm sorry to hear your father was a servant of Satan.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          Originally posted by Aaron vincent sean View Post
                          ask god to kill yes kill all these so called true christian that they are so far up god and Jesus cooter.
                          Do you have any evidence that this "God" exists?

                          If so, do you have a lucid rationale for asking him to kill his followers?

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                          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            Originally posted by Atheist Interloper View Post
                            Do you have any evidence that this "God" exists?

                            If so, do you have a lucid rationale for asking him to kill his followers?
                            Do you have any evidence that He doesn't exist?
                            Evidence of Him existing is overwhelming.
                            I'm a pervert and I like it that way

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                            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Originally posted by UnicornsAreReal View Post
                              Do you have any evidence that He doesn't exist?
                              Evidence of Him existing is overwhelming.
                              Thank you for contributing, but I was speaking to someone else. If it's all the same I will just wait for them to respond.

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                              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                                I herd the earth was a giant tryangle.
                                Whatcha thunk of dat.

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