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  • Roland
    Obese Swedish Meatball
    Delusional Forum Member
    • May 2014
    • 2189

    #10171
    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

    Originally posted by TheLocalGamer View Post
    I'm not, just kinda boldtexting without CRTL+B. It's a habit.
    Hello Gamer,

    I believe that is what Didymus Much means. A normal person would say something like ¨Nah, I never felt attracted to the same sex.¨ or ¨Meh, I tried it but I didn´t like it.¨ On this forum something like ¨I was a homer but I prayed it away.¨ would be perfectly acceptable, if you are a True Christian™.

    I guess to Didymus it seems a nerve was hit, at least it seems that way to me. Why do you feel the need to emphasize you are not a homosexual? Do you have something against people being homosexual? Did it hit to close to home perhaps? Please enlighten us!

    Kind regards,

    Roland
    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #10172
      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

      Originally posted by TheLocalGamer View Post
      But then its not technically a circle
      You're confused. When miracles occur, things are technically not what they are. That's what makes them miracles.


      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • DevoutBatpissed
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Apr 2016
        • 1

        #10173
        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

        Correct me if I am wrong, but does the debunked theory of gravity still hold for the balloon-paper, as the paper is sucked towards the earth and not the balloon because the earth is much heavier?

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #10174
          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

          Originally posted by DevoutBatpissed View Post
          Correct me if I am wrong, but does the debunked theory of gravity still hold for the balloon-paper, as the paper is sucked towards the earth and not the balloon because the earth is much heavier?
          A debunked theory never holds. You stand corrected.


          I hope that helps.


          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • whatami
            Unsaved trash
            • Mar 2016
            • 7

            #10175
            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

            Wait i was thinking if the earth is flat if we sail straight shouldn't we fall of the face of the earth also how does one side of the flat earth gets lighted up and at 9 pm in us but 9 am in Japan I am confused

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            • Des
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2013
              • 2718

              #10176
              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

              Originally posted by whatami View Post
              Wait i was thinking if the earth is flat if we sail straight shouldn't we fall of the face of the earth also how does one side of the flat earth gets lighted up and at 9 pm in us but 9 am in Japan I am confused
              My Chinese personal assistant from Tokyo says whatami isn't a Japanese name, so I doubt you are there. Therefore, read the Bible.
              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #10177
                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                Originally posted by whatami View Post
                Wait i was thinking if the earth is flat if we sail straight shouldn't we fall of the face of the earth also how does one side of the flat earth gets lighted up and at 9 pm in us but 9 am in Japan I am confused
                Ever hear of mountains?
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468

                  #10178
                  Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                  Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                  Ever hear of mountains?

                  Amen, Brother. I believe that it is a mistake to refer to the Earth as flat. Obviously, this labeling derives from the endless argument from the unsaved that the Earth is round. We say, "No, it is flat" and yet it is not flat. Any fool can see mountains, valleys, hills, holes, stop signs and the like. This leads to more argument, when in fact, we are not really trying to sat that the Earth is actually flat. We are simply pointing out that it is not round. Perhaps we could devise better verbiage.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • Roland
                    Obese Swedish Meatball
                    Delusional Forum Member
                    • May 2014
                    • 2189

                    #10179
                    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                    [...]This leads to more argument, when in fact, we are not really trying to sat that the Earth is actually flat. We are simply pointing out that it is not round. Perhaps we could devise better verbiage.
                    Hello Alvin,

                    That is very interesting. Here you might find some common ground with at least some scientists. This was pointed out to me many years ago on a somewhat formal party, called a convention, organized by astronomers. To this day I have no idea why I was invited, most of it went over my head, so to say. There was some discussion about forces, one of them being a centrifugal force. Without going to much in to details, this force seems to have been described in a law, which ultimately results in the impossibility of the Earth being perfectly round. Perhaps all semantics but worth thinking about.

                    Kind regards,

                    Roland
                    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22863

                      #10180
                      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                      Originally posted by Bushman View Post
                      If it's a flat square shape, why does it say it's a circle in Isaiah 40:22?
                      The verse says:

                      "He that sitteth upon the circle of the earth,
                      And the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers;
                      That stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain,
                      And spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:


                      He is sitting on the circle of the Earth and looking at the Earth that is square.

                      You are sitting on a chair looking at this message - the message is not a chair.
                      sigpic


                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22357

                        #10181
                        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                        Originally posted by TheLocalGamer View Post
                        You know, I'd LOVE to see you guys prove that the bible exists.
                        Thank you for demonstrating to the entire world the utter stupidity that is Atheism. Only an incredibly stupid person would deny the existence of a book that was printed over a billion times.

                        The worst part is that you are probably so stupid that you will vote for Hillary Clinton.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • whatami
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Mar 2016
                          • 7

                          #10182
                          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                          Originally posted by Des View Post
                          My Chinese personal assistant from Tokyo says whatami isn't a Japanese name, so I doubt you are there. Therefore, read the Bible.
                          Dude I never said I was Japanese I was referring to the time zones

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                          • whatami
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Mar 2016
                            • 7

                            #10183
                            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                            Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                            Ever hear of mountains?
                            Yes but what about them I am confused

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                            • Roland
                              Obese Swedish Meatball
                              Delusional Forum Member
                              • May 2014
                              • 2189

                              #10184
                              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                              Originally posted by whatami View Post
                              Yes but what about them I am confused
                              Mountains are these rocky things that can be really high. And with that I don´t mean mental attitude but elevation.
                              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                              • whatami
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Mar 2016
                                • 7

                                #10185
                                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                                Originally posted by Roland View Post
                                Mountains are these rocky things that can be really high. And with that I don´t mean mental attitude but elevation.
                                Ok but I mean is what about mountains if the earth is flat how do mountains prevent us from falling off the face of the earth if this is offense I am sorry

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