[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Huh, funny, you do know that a lunar eclipse is when the earth goes inbetween the sun and moon, and the reason we see one side if the moon is of a concept called TIDALLY LOCKING.

Thank you, you just made my point. Flat earth, flat sun and flat moon can be simulated with the experiment I explained to you. Your fancy words "TIDALLY LOCKING" mean simply "God designed it."

Apparently, this is all a little hard for you to understand but don't become discouraged. We at Landover Baptist are here to help you.

[Iplaytf2]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Thank you, you just made my point. Flat earth, flat sun and flat moon can be simulated with the experiment I explained to you. Your fancy words "TIDALLY LOCKING" mean simply "God designed it."

Apparently, this is all a little hard for you to understand but don't become discouraged. We at Landover Baptist are here to help you.

Can I talk to you somewhere else? I ran out of image storage- whoops- like idk on discord? (That's an app btw)

[Iplaytf2]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

I hope this image explains who you flatards are, and where you place in society

Answer, you have no place in society, now get off my round planet, you dumb fucks.

[handmaiden]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

I hope this image explains who you flatards are, and where you place in society

Answer, you have no place in society, now get off my round planet, you dumb piffles.

You are very rude, and not particularly bright yourself. Moreover, you seem to lack empathy and concern for others seeing as how you don't care about their spiritual well-being.


Landover Baptist Church cares. It is why we keep plugging away, showing people the Truth® of the Bible, so they can be free as we are.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Answer, you have no place in society, now get off my round planet, you dumb piffles.

This flat earth belongs to God. The only things that belong to you are the rest of your miserable godless life and a reserved spot in the Lake of Fire for eternity. Think about Jesus's feelings next time you want to mouth off to His most beloved devotees.

[Iplaytf2]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

This flat earth belongs to God. The only things that belong to you are the rest of your miserable godless life and a reserved spot in the Lake of Fire for eternity. Think about Jesus's feelings next time you want to mouth off to His most beloved devotees.

Ok, well, explain the stars, what are they to you. How do they work on a flat Earth model, be scientific, and don't even bring up God, or jesus, once. I dare you.

[handmaiden]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Ok, well, explain the stars, what are they to you. How do they work on a flat Earth model, be scientific, and don't even bring up God, or jesus, once. I dare you.

Try to contribute to an informative discussion about God and Jesus just once. I dare you.

[Roland]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Ok, well, explain the stars, what are they to you. How do they work on a flat Earth model, be scientific, and don't even bring up God, or jesus, once. I dare you.

Maybe stars are holes in the firmament? And to suggest to not even bring up God, or Jesus on a Christian forum is a bit rich, don´t you think?

[Adam Fag]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Maybe stars are holes in the firmament? And to suggest to not even bring up God, or Jesus on a Christian forum is a bit rich, don´t you think?

Do you mean the stars are gods?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Ok, well, explain the stars, what are they to you. How do they work on a flat Earth model, be scientific, and don't even bring up God, or jesus, once. I dare you.

That's already been done. Giant diamonds.

I dare you to not invoke the scientific method, Darwin, or Satan in YOUR next reply, punk.

[Iplaytf2]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

That's already been done. Giant diamonds.

I dare you to not invoke the scientific method, Darwin, or Satan in YOUR next reply, punk.

You do know diamonds don't actually shine right, they just reflect light, and space is REALLY dark, actual stars are like the sun, giant hot orbs of burning plasma, a start named Stephenson 2-18 is roughly the size of Saturn's orbit, or 1.2 billion kilometers. There are different types of colors for stars as well, red, orange, yellow, white, dark brownish-red and blue, the reason it has these colors is because of what elements it is burning. Speaking of elements, through out the stars lifespan, it will burn heavier and heavier elements until it reaches either Iron (Fe) or Litium (Li) at that point, the start will balloon up to 4 times it's current size, after that, it will either shrink down into a white dwarf star, or pop, in a brilliant supernova.


Now, second thing, you can actually watch the stars to figure out that the earth is round. PRETTY CRAZY RIGHT??? it's been tested time and time again, the reason this works is because of the Coriolis Effect.


From wikipedia:
"In physics, the Coriolis force is an inertial or fictitious force[1] that acts on objects in motion within a frame of reference that rotates with respect to an inertial frame. In a reference frame with clockwise rotation, the force acts to the left of the motion of the object. In one with anticlockwise (or counterclockwise) rotation, the force acts to the right. Deflection of an object due to the Coriolis force is called the Coriolis effect. Though recognized previously by others, the mathematical expression for the Coriolis force appeared in an 1835 paper by French scientist Gaspard-Gustave de Coriolis, in connection with the theory of water wheels.[2] Early in the 20th century, the term Coriolis force began to be used in connection with meteorology." Using this, you can find out where you are on earth, if you are at the northern latitudes, and look up, the stars will be spinning COUNTER CLOCKWISE. If you go to the Equator, they will be going directly east to west. And if you go into the south. A whole new batch of stars will be visible, and they will turn CLOCKWISE.


Third. And I know you're gonna ask- "BUT WHY DO THESE DIAMONDS SPARKLE????" It's because of the earth's atmosphere reflecting and warping the light, but that is only a little bit, there's not enough to change it majorly.


So there you go. Now, go ahead and try and justify your points now.


Oh!- and, if it is a flat earth, why can't I see the stars near the south pole, better yet! What does south even mean on the model-


Science always win. The Bible may sure exist, and I am a catholic. But that does not mean that I believe in flat earth.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

I am a catholic.

Brothers and Sisters, I think we have our answer to where this child's problems originate!

[Iplaytf2]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Brothers and Sisters, I think we have our answer to where this child's problems originate!

Yea and I think yours is the beers your mom had while she had you. I hope she's already deceased.

[handmaiden]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Yea and I think yours is the beers your mom had while she had you. I hope she's already deceased.

Your behavior here towards Sister Joanna--and to the rest of our online community--is very disrespectful.

I am very tempted to pray that a number of fates befall you, but having searched my soul and The Good Book, I have set aside my uncharitable inclinations and come to the realization that you truly may be doing the best that you can with what little you have been given.


Deuteronomy 16:17
Every man shall give as he is able, according to the blessing of the Lord thy God which He hath given thee.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: If the Earth is flat...

Yea and I think yours is the beers your mom had while she had you. I hope she's already deceased.

That is an extraordinary claim, requiring extraordinary (Biblical) evidence.

The fact that I can't even make out exactly what the claim even is....That's beside the point. But I'll debate you on whether it's actually possible.

Be it resolved: Fetal Alcohol Syndrome/Beer Goggles is/are a load of bulldung made up by potheads.

My argument: neither are mentioned in the Bible.