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  • #16
    Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

    Originally posted by FreeDoom View Post
    I'm sorry guys, but I was under the impression that christians were nice poeple. Appearantly, being glad that someone (or threatening with) will burn in the fires of hell, is going to get you to heaven. Good job
    So nice of you to point out! But please direct yourself to the introductions forum and make one. Thanks!
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    • #17
      Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

      Originally posted by FreeDoom View Post
      I'm sorry guys, but I was under the impression that christians were nice poeple. Appearantly, being glad that someone (or threatening with) will burn in the fires of hell, is going to get you to heaven. Good job
      In no way can we threaten someone with Hell. You send yourself to Hell with your own ways. We can point it out and discuss it, but we do not have the power to send anyone to Hell.

      And why should we be nice when people come barging into our forums without so much as an introduction to tell us how wrong we are? Are we on your virgin teenage troll board telling you how to live your life?
      Drama queen

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      • #18
        Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

        A retard falling out of a wheel chair does not make a bang.

        I feel sad that he needs to mock God as I come from the Uk as well. If only our health service was more righteous, instead of us having to pay form him and him computer Skynet system. They would be made to either walk as God intended.

        Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

        God does not have a horrible wheel chair and mouth off at nice people and abuse them with lies and stand up jokes. As I have found out the wheel chair access to hell is paved with good intentions. I just hope the devil sticks with his misgotten spastic spawn and leaves the sons of Adam alone.
        "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers , and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death" (Revelation 21:8, KJV).

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        • #19
          Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

          It's well known over here that Steven Hawking did use to beat his wife regularly, how he manged this i know not unless he used to run her over, but while he was married he was having an affair with one of his nurses whom he now lives with in sin.

          It has also been said that on numerous occasions that his battery has gone flat during one of his lectures and he has been plugged into the wall to charge himself up.

          I am so glad it's so hilly around here and inaccessible to wheelchair users.

          KJV Proverbs 26
          I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

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          • #20
            Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

            How do we even know it is really Hawking using the voice synthesizer? It sounds to me like Satan himself took over the computer and is using the cripple to spread his foul message.

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            • #21
              Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

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              • #22
                Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

                I do not understand who gave Stephen Hawking the power to declare that God does not exist. This is ridiculous, I think it is just his computer malfunctioning. We will see how much atoms and sub atomic particles matter when you are burning in a lake of fire!

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                • #23
                  Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

                  Originally posted by lgabrick View Post
                  I do not understand who gave Stephen Hawking the power to declare that God does not exist. This is ridiculous, I think it is just his computer malfunctioning. We will see how much atoms and sub atomic particles matter when you are burning in a lake of fire!
                  Because liebrals say he's the smartest man in the world. Yep, the smartest man in the world cannot wipe his own but or dress himself. Wow, my two-year-old is going to have an IQ of a bazillion!
                  PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                  Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                  Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                  • #24
                    Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

                    Nice to know people are happy a guy is living with a disease.
                    You guys make me sick....
                    I have nothing against religion, but making fun of a guy whose wheel-chair bound is an all time low.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

                      Originally posted by -Duce- View Post
                      Nice to know people are happy a guy is living with a disease.
                      You guys make me sick....
                      I have nothing against religion, but making fun of a guy whose wheel-chair bound is an all time low.
                      Why don't you go over to the introductions and let us know who you are, and why you hate Jesus.

                      Oh and if he's the "smartest man in the world" why can't he get out of that chair?
                      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                      • #26
                        Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

                        Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                        Why don't you go over to the introductions and let us know who you are, and why you hate Jesus.

                        Oh and if he's the "smartest man in the world" why can't he get out of that chair?

                        Nice assuming.
                        Point out where I said he's the smartest man alive, and i'll stop posting on this board.
                        That's right, you can't.

                        I didn't even mention Jesus in my entire post. Let's stay on topic, shall we?
                        Also, being the smartest man in the world doesn't mean being an all-knowing super power. It just possibly means he has the higher IQ, or has contributed a lot to scientific theories, and the likes.

                        But I suppose...this place is the land of assumptions.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

                          Originally posted by -Duce- View Post
                          Nice assuming.
                          Point out where I said he's the smartest man alive, and i'll stop posting on this board.
                          That's right, you can't.

                          I didn't even mention Jesus in my entire post. Let's stay on topic, shall we?
                          Also, being the smartest man in the world doesn't mean being an all-knowing super power. It just possibly means he has the higher IQ, or has contributed a lot to scientific theories, and the likes.

                          But I suppose...this place is the land of assumptions.
                          First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                          Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                          Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #28
                            Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

                            Originally posted by -Duce- View Post
                            Nice assuming.
                            Point out where I said he's the smartest man alive, and i'll stop posting on this board.
                            That's right, you can't.

                            I didn't even mention Jesus in my entire post. Let's stay on topic, shall we?
                            Also, being the smartest man in the world doesn't mean being an all-knowing super power. It just possibly means he has the higher IQ, or has contributed a lot to scientific theories, and the likes.

                            But I suppose...this place is the land of assumptions.
                            If your idol Steven Hawking is so clever, then why has not been able to create a scientific theory to cure himself.

                            What don't you want to mention Jesus, do you hate Jesus that much.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

                              Dear Friends,

                              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                              If your idol Steven Hawking is so clever, then why has not been able to create a scientific theory to cure himself.
                              A very good point Lisa. It is not surprising that Steven Hawking is punished by God for his idiotic theories. His refusal to repent his sins and choose the way of Jesus Christ will keep him crippled. I am always surprised when people refuse to choose Jesus and choose suffering on Earth and then go on to spend all eternity being tortured in unspeakable ways. What surprises me the most here is, how many people refuse to see this clear truth, even if it is right in front of them. "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life: no man comes to the Father but by Me." (John 14:6)

                              Originally posted by -Duce- View Post
                              Also, being the smartest man in the world doesn't mean being an all-knowing super power. It just possibly means he has the higher IQ, or has contributed a lot to scientific theories, and the likes.
                              You are an excellent example of the type of person I don't understand. Jesus reaches out to you and tries to save your soul and in exchange you spit in his face. Why do you do that? "Except you repent, you shall all likewise perish" (Luke 13:3)

                              Originally posted by Fire&Brimstone View Post
                              A retard falling out of a wheel chair does not make a bang.
                              A very good point. It is strange that people choose to believe a drooling idiot in a wheelchair who changes his mind about the universe every few years over the Holy Bible that offers clear explanations that never change. Why some people prefer to believe the fiction of Steven Hawking over the facts in the Holy Bible is beyond me. "All scripture is given by inspiration of God" (2nd Timothy 3:16)

                              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                              Given what the Bible (KJV1611) says, there is not one good reason for us to be frolicking around worrying about such matters as where the universe came from or why we are here. It's no wonder that the consumption of Ritalin, Lexapro, Xanax, Zoloft, Effexor, Wellbutrin, Prozac, Paxil, Celexa, Remeron and Zyban are at such an all time high.
                              It is highly disappointing that people choose drugs over salvation. They do not seem to understand that reducing their God given suffering will result in much more suffering in the afterlife. "There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth." (Matthew 25:30)

                              Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                              Doctors speak on subjects of medicine, lawyers speak on subjects of the law, economists speak on subjects of the economy while used car salesmen from Arkansas, stay at home mothers of 9 from Kansas and right wing radio pundits from Iowa who at one time in the early 80s made a living writing robot lesbian erotica are qualified to speak on subjects of Religion. Frankly, who cares what Hawking has to say about religion anyway? You wouldn't go to a lawyer if you needed a tooth pulled, you wouldn't see a car mechanic if you needed legal council, why would you go to a physicist for answers to religious questions?
                              A very good point Wash O'Hanley. People should ignore religious opinions from those who are not equipped to have them. "And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose." (Romans 8:28)

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                              know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripp

                                Originally posted by -Duce- View Post
                                Nice to know people are happy a guy is living with a disease.
                                You guys make me sick....
                                I have nothing against religion, but making fun of a guy whose wheel-chair bound is an all time low.
                                He started it. We didn't want to have to abuse him, but he made some comments that were very hurtful to the feelings of Jesus, a man who was flogged and forced to wear a crown of thorns and then nailed to a cross and even died temporarily. But I don't see you chiding Hawking for his rude and tasteless comments. Are you an admirer of Mussolini or something?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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