PROOF: Evolution is total nonsense! You can check it yourself!

[Cranky Old Man]

To my great surprise a women helped me to finally figure it out. Not only is this women against sins like masturbation and breathing, she is also a scientific genius! Christine O'Donnell on evolution: "You know what? Evolution is a myth. Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?"

I went to the Zoo today and you know what, Christine O'Donnell is totally right! I have been in the Zoo for several hours and none of the monkeys there evolved into a human! Take that evolution scientists! And the great thing about this, just one trip to the Zoo will convince everyone evolution is total nonsense! Thank God for giving us Christine O'Donnell. Saving souls has never been this easy.

[a poor soul]

Re: PROOF: Evolution is total nonsense! You can check it yourself

To my great surprise a women helped me to finally figure it out. Not only is this women against sins like masturbation and breathing, she is also a scientific genius! Christine O'Donnell on evolution: "You know what? Evolution is a myth. Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?"

I went to the Zoo today and you know what, Christine O'Donnell is totally right! I have been in the Zoo for several hours and none of the monkeys there evolved into a human! Take that evolution scientists! And the great thing about this, just one trip to the Zoo will convince everyone evolution is total nonsense! Thank God for giving us Christine O'Donnell. Saving souls has never been this easy.

Really? You've been to the zoo? Well it was about time you back in touch with your family, THE MONKEYS! Seriously, you Sir, are a proof that evolution DOES exist. Just take a look at you, and then at me. I think we both knows who's fucking monkey 'round here.
Oh well, joking aside; are you fucking kidding me? That bitch in the interview is your fucking warrant to support your claim? Are you mentally retarded? Of course a field trip to the zoo won't prove evolution! What, do you expect your visit to last 4000 fucking million years? That's how long it takes life to evolve from a single celled organism to a human being! It's not like it's scheduled to happen just before lunch or anything! It's a slow process, taking millions and millions of years!
Let me end this thread right here by saying: any reply that isn't scientifically based will and already is perceived as RE-TARD-ED. End of story.

[James Hutchins]

Re: PROOF: Evolution is total nonsense! You can check it yourself

Well, aren't you a narrow minded potty mouthed person.
Tell me this, if the earth has been in esitence for less than 10,000 years, how could animals evilolve for millions?

A slow process? Analog TV was invented in the 30's and is now defunct. Start to finish in 70 years. Please, we did not just get off the boat from denmark!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: PROOF: Evolution is total nonsense! You can check it yourself

Really? You've been to the zoo?

Duh! Did you even read the posting?

Oh well, joking aside; are you piffleing kidding me? That bitch in the interview is your piffleing warrant to support your claim?

Duh! Why else would I show the video.

Of course a field trip to the zoo won't prove evolution!

Duh! Evolution is a myth! Paying attention is not your thing, now is it?

What, do you expect your visit to last 4000 piffleing million years? That's how long it takes life to evolve from a single celled organism to a human being!

Duh! I was not looking at a single celled organism but at monkeys. You are really completely incapable of thinking for yourself it seems.

It's not like it's scheduled to happen just before lunch or anything!

Duh! This is why I lunched before I went to the Zoo. Unlike you, I think about the things I do.

Let me end this thread right here by saying: any reply that isn't scientifically based will and already is perceived as RE-TARD-ED.

Duh! Science is based on proof. I provided proof. You are wrong, God is right. End of story!

[MonkeyLove]

Re: PROOF: Evolution is total nonsense! You can check it yourself

Evolution may involve combinations of factors and emergence of particular traits may take place for lengthy periods of time.

For example, in this case, monkeys may give birth to particular offspring that have traits similar to that of human beings. If surroundings do not make such traits advantageous, then those offspring may not survive. In short, evolution takes place through natural selection, and nature may involve various factors.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Thank you. I'm pretty sure everyone here knows what evilution is.

That doesn't change the fact that its WRONG.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: PROOF: Evolution is total nonsense! You can check it yourself

Evolution may involve combinations of factors and emergence of particular traits may take place for lengthy periods of time.

For example, in this case, monkeys may give birth to particular offspring that have traits similar to that of human beings. If surroundings do not make such traits advantageous, then those offspring may not survive. In short, evolution takes place through natural selection, and nature may involve various factors.

And you believe all that complicated gibberish? Why not use the simple explanation, God created everything, end of story, instead?

[Brother Temperance]

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Really? You've been to the zoo? Well it was about time you back in touch with your family, THE MONKEYS! Seriously, you Sir, are a proof that evolution DOES exist. Just take a look at you, and then at me. I think we both knows who's piffleing monkey 'round here.

You're piffling a monkey? That's upsetting, but not surprising; just more proof of the depraved way Darwinists conduct themselves.

Let me end this thread right here by saying: any reply that isn't scientifically based will and already is perceived as RE-TARD-ED. End of story.

And any science which isn't Biblically based is false by definition. End of story.

[bitchimtheboss]

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Grumpy old man, after reading a few of your threads, I'm starting to believe that you're right about this whole evolution thing, because obviously if evolution existed you would have been wiped from the gene pool a long time ago. I hope for humanity's sake you don't have children.

[James Dewitt]

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Grumpy old man, after reading a few of your threads, I'm starting to believe that you're right about this whole evolution thing, because obviously if evolution existed you would have been wiped from the gene pool a long time ago. I hope for humanity's sake you don't have children.

Cranky has lots of kids and grand kids. You are not a nice person. I do however have a question on your family tree, does it consist of more than the trunk?

[GodlessSinner]

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[QUOTE=James Hutchins;606618]
Tell me this, if the earth has been in esitence for less than 10,000 years, how could animals evilolve for millions?

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The earth is not less than 10,000 years old, it is about 4,500,000,000 years old. You are quite a way off my friend. Evolution is a fact, just like the theory of gravity and newtonian mechanics. There is so much evidence out there in nature, all you have to do is study flowers and animals. Dogs are domesticated wolves which have been artificially selected to get certain features. Natural and artificial selection is what drives evolution. I suggest you read up a non-biased scientific paper on evolution as I am no expert.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

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The earth is not less than 10,000 years old, it is about 4,500,000,000 years old. You are quite a way off my friend. Evolution is a fact, just like the theory of gravity and newtonian mechanics

Who do you think knows this best? Some satanic scientist or God who actually created the earth and wrote about it in the Bible?

Genesis 1:1
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth

Evolution and newtonian mechanics are just hypothesis that can't and never will be proven - because they are wrong. Honestly, do you really believe that your grand pappy was a monkey? And if Darwin was so good at evolution, why did he die?

[GodlessSinner]

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Who do you think knows this best? Some satanic scientist or God who actually created the earth and wrote about it in the Bible?

Genesis 1:1
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth

Evolution and newtonian mechanics are just hypothesis that can't and never will be proven - because they are wrong. Honestly, do you really believe that your grand pappy was a monkey? And if Darwin was so good at evolution, why did he die?

My goodness, where do I begin? Ok...
We have evidence from radioactive dating rocks/certain elements. Being a scientist doesn't make you a satanist. There may well be satanists who are scientists, but there are also theist scientists. God also says the earth is flat, but we now know it is not. Woops. God didn't personally write the bible, people did.

Evolution can be, and has been tested. Newtonian mechanics is old news, you can test this yourself at home. Have you seen the footage of Buzz Algrian and Neil Armstrong walking on the moon? At one point he drops a hammer and a feather from the same point and they hit the ground at the same time. This is one of hte fundamentals of newtonian mechanics, all objects accelerate towards what is the ground at about 9.8m/s/s (on earth, on the moon the gravitation field is about a 6th of the earth's).

"If Darwin was so good at Evolution, why did he die?" - You have a gross misunderstanding of Evolution. I think you are thinking of mortality. Woops.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: PROOF: Evolution is total nonsense! You can check it yourself

My goodness, where do I begin? Ok...
We have evidence from radioactive dating rocks/certain elements.

Oh yes, we've heard of it. We also know that you'll swallow anything that dismisses God. We know this rock is a million years old, because well, it's the same as all these other rocks that are a million years old. How do we know that? Because someone, somewhere decided they were a million years old.

Being a scientist doesn't make you a satanist. There may well be satanists who are scientists, but there are also theist scientists.

If you don't worship God, you worship Satan, easy as that.

Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

God also says the earth is flat, but we now know it is not. Woops. God didn't personally write the bible, people did.

Really

Evolution can be, and has been tested.

It has, has it? How by creating the Labradoodle? That's breeding, not evolution. I thought we were losing species at a phenomenal rate (according to secular science we're even losing species nobody knows about, although how they know that is beyond me).

Newtonian mechanics is old news, you can test this yourself at home.

Except according to your sciences, Newton was wrong.

Have you seen the footage of Buzz Algrian and Neil Armstrong walking on the moon?

Well first of all, prove to me that this wasn't done on a sound stage, or at night in death valley.

At one point he drops a hammer and a feather from the same point and they hit the ground at the same time. This is one of hte fundamentals of newtonian mechanics, all objects accelerate towards what is the ground at about 9.8m/s/s (on earth, on the moon the gravitation field is about a 6th of the earth's).

Come on, even my 2-year-old knows this isn't true.

"If Darwin was so good at Evolution, why did he die?" - You have a gross misunderstanding of Evolution. I think you are thinking of mortality. Woops.

Why didn't he just evolve?

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: PROOF: Evolution is total nonsense! You can check it yourself

My goodness, where do I begin? Ok...
We have evidence from radioactive dating rocks/certain elements. Being a scientist doesn't make you a satanist. There may well be satanists who are scientists, but there are also theist scientists. God also says the earth is flat, but we now know it is not. Woops. God didn't personally write the bible, people did.

Evolution can be, and has been tested. Newtonian mechanics is old news, you can test this yourself at home. Have you seen the footage of Buzz Algrian and Neil Armstrong walking on the moon? At one point he drops a hammer and a feather from the same point and they hit the ground at the same time. This is one of hte fundamentals of newtonian mechanics, all objects accelerate towards what is the ground at about 9.8m/s/s (on earth, on the moon the gravitation field is about a 6th of the earth's).

"If Darwin was so good at Evolution, why did he die?" - You have a gross misunderstanding of Evolution. I think you are thinking of mortality. Woops.

If you are in fact not lying about the hammer and the feather I'd say that it is God who demonstrates his omnipotence by letting the feather and hammer drop at the same time. And how do you know that the earth isn't flat? Have you ever been on the roof of a tall building? From such a place you can clearly see that the earth is flat as a pancake. All you need is to get high and then you will clearly see that the earth is flat.

You say that all objects accelerate towards the ground with 9,8 m/s/s? This is just plain silly. Feathers don't fall down as quickly as rocks. You can check this at home! You need to read your bible so that you can gain Wisdom and see through the lies that you currently believe in.

Proverbs 2:12
Wisdom will save you from the ways of wicked men, from men whose words are perverse