[Brother Dick Timothy]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Shame on you people for trying to sell Lisa. Her husband or father has not willed her to be sold you sick deviants. I am mainly talking to the Muslim blasphemer.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Lisa is worth exactly how much any woman aged 20 to 60 years is worth: 30 shekels. Now, I already figured out the price of Pastor Levi's daughter here, so it should be simple enough to figure out how much Lisa is worth. She (and me too, incidentally) is worth between $206.31 and $389.70. Then you need to add in one shekel of sanctuary which is worth between $6.88 and $12.99, and you have our price!

But, this assumes that we're even for sale.

[Able's Avenger!]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Lisa is worth exactly how much any woman aged 20 to 60 years is worth: 30 shekels. Now, I already figured out the price of Pastor Levi's daughter here, so it should be simple enough to figure out how much Lisa is worth. She (and me too, incidentally) is worth between $206.31 and $389.70. Then you need to add in one shekel of sanctuary which is worth between $6.88 and $12.99, and you have our price!

Forgive me, Lycia. I missed your other post. It seems our numbers are different. You're right I did forget about a temple tax.

My figure for 50 shekels assumes, as it seems this is the initial poster's intention, ,to take her forcibly and then have to pay the 50 to her father after getting "caught." Does that still require a temple tax?

I think your numbers are a bit low (even the pre-Roman occupation Shekel is ~180 grain weight (~3/8 tr. oz. - ~11.7g) but that doesn't take into account purity, probably at most 90%

3/8 tr. oz. x $26.37/tr. oz. x 90% x 50 = ~$445 ($454 w/tax)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

I do not care what you say. I am not for sale. Got it!

Psssst . . . Sister Cindy Lou seems to be working quite a deal over there. Just think how much they could tithe! Don't you want to help fund the Lord's Work? Imagine, a Muslim's money going to the church! Besides, as a woman, how else could you contribute?

Lisa is worth exactly how much any woman aged 20 to 60 years is worth: 30 shekels. Now, I already figured out the price of Pastor Levi's daughter here, so it should be simple enough to figure out how much Lisa is worth. She (and me too, incidentally) is worth between $206.31 and $389.70. Then you need to add in one shekel of sanctuary which is worth between $6.88 and $12.99, and you have our price!

I had no idea you were so . . . affordable.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Forgive me, Lycia. I missed your other post. It seems our numbers are different. You're right I did forget about a temple tax.

My figure for 50 shekels assumes, as it seems this is the initial poster's intention, ,to take her forcibly and then have to pay the 50 to her father after getting "caught." Does that still require a temple tax?

I think your numbers are a bit low (even the pre-Roman occupation Shekel is ~180 grain weight (~3/8 tr. oz. - ~11.7g) but that doesn't take into account purity, probably at most 90%

3/8 tr. oz. x $26.37/tr. oz. x 90% x 50 = ~$445 ($454 w/tax)

Well, I don't THINK so, but I would throw one in just to be safe. When you're giving money to God you can never give too much, but you CAN give too little.

I just went by a wickedpedia article which said shekels ranged from between 9 and 17 grams, and I also assumed 100% purity just for ease of calculations. I really don't know though, this math stuff is hard for my feminine brain!

I had no idea you were so . . . affordable.

You know Reverend, you're only worth 50 shekels as per Leviticus 27...

"And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels. And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels. And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver. And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels." Leviticus 27:3-7

Just thought I'd point that out...

[Able's Avenger!]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Lycia, I notice that in a former career, you were, umm, for rent by the hour instead of for sale. How did your rental prices then compare with your purchase price now, taking into account, of course, inflation?

If your parents are hell-bound liberals, who gets the money then?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

from a vaccuum, XYZ created the first dimple sphere, there in created a nest of sphere's, like that of prime matter. Vaccuum caused the temp to drop. The temp created a ice shell around the prime element. The center or nest spheres were placed in a friction like environment, a standing point of 3 dimple spheres, thus causing two of them to make contact and rub against each other causing heat, or logarithmic spiral. Thus creating light.
*Just for starters*

I don't know what sort of vacuum cleaner you have but mine heats up when used; hence proving that vacuum's certainly don't cause a drop in temperature.

The rest of your gobbity gook is just crazy secular science talk. It means nothing except to atheist nerds like you.

God is well beyond your comprehension romank and will remain so while you continue to fill your mind with convoluted secular science THEORIES.

Why don't you read the book of TRUTH for a change - The KJV1611. Sure, it proves all your silly theories wrong, but are you man enough to handle THE TRUTH!!??

YIC

Phebe Carlyle

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

You know Reverend, you're only worth 50 shekels as per Leviticus 27...

"And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels. And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels. And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver. And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels." Leviticus 27:3-7

Just thought I'd point that out...

Ah, but that's the price of a slave. The price of a Man of God is immeasurable.

[RomanK]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

The rest of your gobbity gook is just crazy secular science talk. It means nothing except to atheist nerds like you.

God is well beyond your comprehension romank and will remain so while you continue to fill your mind with convoluted secular science THEORIES.

Why don't you read the book of TRUTH for a change - The KJV1611. Sure, it proves all your silly theories wrong, but are you man enough to handle THE TRUTH!!??

YIC

Phebe Carlyle

As if reading a book can educate a person on the unknown God! The only people that think they can know God are those who are self important and arrogant. And if any of it was even remotely true then the luster of what you thought was true would have come to a state of fruition a long time ago. And as history has proven it hasn't. Cause if it had your devotion would no longer matter since the Messiah would have already come and gone. Which reminds me the 144,000 who get left behind ,who's going to come back and get them since the second coming will be the last?

[RomanK]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Oh and Lisa, as for your worth, I'll leave that up to the fire in the chimney, the silk of the sheets, and the playfullness in between. This talk of money is cheep and petty at best. Their long suffering was neglected when they thought they knew. Mine however isn't.

[DeadMan89]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

God was always there. He just created evolution of man.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

God was always there. He just created evolution of man.

Prove it. Scripture or it never happened.

[Master Gordon]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Prove it. Scripture or it never happened.

Paster Ezekiel you are a very patient man you work tirelessly to help these people. You are such a good example of a True Christian man. The Bible clearly states that God created man and woman why must these people continue to argue the point. How much clearer can this be?

KJV1611 Genesis 1: 26 And God said, Let vs make man in our Image, after our likenesse: and let them haue dominion ouer the fish of the sea, and ouer the foule of the aire, and ouer the cattell, and ouer all the earth, and ouer euery creeping thing that creepeth vpon the earth. 27 So God created man in his owne Image, in the Image of God created hee him; male and female created hee them.

[despising david]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

I am going to repent for the disturbing thought's I had while reading the pornography on this post about evolution. I may just throw up several times

[Master Gordon]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

I am going to repent for the disturbing thought's I had while reading the pornography on this post about evolution. I may just throw up several times

I know how you feel Brother David... blasphemy is sickening to a Christian man or woman, he should be ashamed of himself.