[clownbaby]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

I know how you feel Brother David... blasphemy is sickening to a Christian man or woman, he should be ashamed of himself.

FYI, evolution is a FACT, creation MYTHS are wrong. The bible was a relevant story back in the day, however, today we only look at it as an inspiration for symbols. I am so sorry, but the KJV 1611 is a LIE . You have been lied to throughout your entire lives but it is not to late to be enlightened! Learn true science that is practiced and RESPECTED in the real world. Creation Science is not respected due to its total illogical and untestable hypotheses. Use your brains and realize that the stories in the KJV 1611 are not literal! The Earth is simply NOT flat! The logic of the flat Earth "hypothesis" is completely wrong! It has been tried and tested TRUE that the Earth is spherical. Gravity is a real phenomenon and "intelligent pulling" (as well as everything else in Creation Science) is completely and irrevocable WRONG!

I know this is hard for you to understand, but the words written in the KJV 1611 are meant to be symbolic representations. With that in mind, I think I have debunked the whole Earth is flat myth with the real and proven (without a shadow of a doubt through countless verifiable experiments) spherical Earth, as well as evolution (again, the creation myth is false. The Earth is more than 6000 years old (lol). We did not just spring about from nothingness).

I hope that the light of knowledge that God has granted me will permeate into your souls and allow you to lie a life that is filled with the knowledge that Jesus wants us to understand and know.

Again, the KJV 1611 is a LIE. Our knowledge of the universe has been ENTIRELY founded through the True Science that is practiced through prestigious universities in the world with absolutely brilliant scientists. I love you all, please understand that I am trying to help you wake up! The stories in the Bible are not meant to be taken seriously!! The facts of life are discovered everyday through real (and, more importantly, replicable scientific experiments).

Please wake up, I beg you!

In Jesus' name.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Does anyone else here imagine these people screaming "NO! YOU'RE WRONG! EVOLUTION IS TRUE! YOU ARE A LIE!!!" at God as they're being carted off to Hell? They seem so convinced they're right that they'll be screaming in Hell about how they were right all along, well in between the screams from the torture.

[clownbaby]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Does anyone else here imagine these people screaming "NO! YOU'RE WRONG! EVOLUTION IS TRUE! YOU ARE A LIE!!!" at God as they're being carted off to Hell? They seem so convinced they're right that they'll be screaming in Hell about how they were right all along, well in between the screams from the torture.

Definitely was not yelling. I didn't say you were a lie, just everything you believe in . Why would I be afraid of hell? I believe in God, I'm just not so deluded that I believe the bible to the letter -- which turns out is absolutely crazy! I take great pride in trying to teach you logic and the ability to think for yourselves. Hopefully, someone who isn't a full on extremist yet can read my posts and understand that what you people are preaching is completely wrong.

In Jesus' name.

[RomanK]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Prove it. Scripture or it never happened.

So what I guess your saying is that Stonehenge doesn't exist. Jupiter wasn't mentioned in the bible so I guess it's not their either. Receeding hair lines can possibly be real either cause god doesn't have the rogain to fix it. Being completely disconnected from your environment doesn't mean the reading of a single book makes you an authority on anything. and off you go.

[Master Gordon]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Does anyone else here imagine these people screaming "NO! YOU'RE WRONG! EVOLUTION IS TRUE! YOU ARE A LIE!!!" at God as they're being carted off to Hell? They seem so convinced they're right that they'll be screaming in Hell about how they were right all along, well in between the screams from the torture.

It will be very entertaining to watch as they scream out and gnash their teeth while burning in hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

God was always there. He just created evolution of man.

So what I guess your saying is that Stonehenge doesn't exist. Jupiter wasn't mentioned in the bible so I guess it's not their either. Receeding hair lines can possibly be real either cause god doesn't have the rogain to fix it. Being completely disconnected from your environment doesn't mean the reading of a single book makes you an authority on anything. and off you go.

Don't be an idiot. I was referring to the post above, in which a specific claim was made about God. Are you that stupid?

[Ksevio]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

So what I guess your saying is that Stonehenge doesn't exist. Jupiter wasn't mentioned in the bible so I guess it's not their either. Receeding hair lines can possibly be real either cause god doesn't have the rogain to fix it. Being completely disconnected from your environment doesn't mean the reading of a single book makes you an authority on anything. and off you go.

Stonehenge was built by the British out of some local rocks to fool people in thinking it was real: http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmicstonehenge.htm

Jupiter is mentioned at the very start when God created the heaven and Earth. He didn't have to name every star in the sky - that'd make the Bible a little long.

I don't see what your hair has to do with God - Maybe you should wear a hat.


Also: http://www.google.com/search?cq=conv...les+to+dollars

[Lindroos]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

For the sake of argument, let's just hypothetically say that evolution is the truth and all animals and humans magically transformed from a single point in life (something that is easily disproved, but this is just a hypothetical).

Well if this is true, why haven't secular scientists found an evolutionary lineage for the Lord? I saw a heathen TV show (on PBS nonetheless) in which a seck scientists traced a small animal's evolution from the 'mother cell' from which all life apparently evolved from.

No where was the Lord even mentioned, and the show went through most of the animal kingdom fairly thoroughly. Obviously, secular scientists have no idea how to fit the Lord into their giant evolution theory, expressly disproving all of it.

Check and mate, atheists.

1) Maybe there's nowhere to fit him in because he's not real. Isn't that kind of the point of Atheism? Actually, no, it's not. One of the most important points of Atheism is that there are no second chances, no reincarnations, no afterlife after you're gone. And that's what makes the life you live now so important. Not to please some vague, questionable force outside of yourself, but to live for yourself and live without regret.

2) Spell check. Turn it on.

[Lindroos]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

Please disregard my previous post. It was made blindly and with many, many errors on my part.

I have since learned that this silly theory of evolution is just a lie made up by devil worshipers trying to take away power from the greater good in the world that is Christianity.

However, I still would suggest spell check, it's very useful in making sure you get the words God created for us right.

[villainy]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

For the sake of argument, let's just hypothetically say that evolution is the truth and all animals and humans magically transformed from a single point in life (something that is easily disproved, but this is just a hypothetical).

Well if this is true, why haven't seckular scientists found an evolutionary lineage for the Lord? I saw a heathen TV show (on PBS nonetheless) in which a seck scientists traced a small animal's evolution from the 'mother cell' from which all life apparently evolved from.

No where was the Lord even mentioned, and the show went through most of the animal kingdom fairly thoroughly. Obviously, secular scientists have no idea how to fit the Lord into their giant evolution theory, expressly disproving all of it.

Check and mate, athyests.

Secular scientists DONT BELIEVE IN GOD, therefore there is no reason to fit him into secular science O.o maybe look up the word "secular" in case you dont believe me. If Evolution can be easily disproved, disprove it then. And don't reference the bible.

[Levi Jones]

Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

If Evolution can be easily disproved, disprove it then. And don't reference the bible.

How about you prove evolution without citing Darwin or any other evolutionist writings?

Sound fair, sunshine?

Single celled organism to humans without quoting any of your dogma.