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  • clownbaby
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Nov 2010
    • 56

    #46
    Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

    Originally posted by Master Gordon View Post
    I know how you feel Brother David... blasphemy is sickening to a Christian man or woman, he should be ashamed of himself.
    FYI, evolution is a FACT, creation MYTHS are wrong. The bible was a relevant story back in the day, however, today we only look at it as an inspiration for symbols. I am so sorry, but the KJV 1611 is a LIE . You have been lied to throughout your entire lives but it is not to late to be enlightened! Learn true science that is practiced and RESPECTED in the real world. Creation Science is not respected due to its total illogical and untestable hypotheses. Use your brains and realize that the stories in the KJV 1611 are not literal! The Earth is simply NOT flat! The logic of the flat Earth "hypothesis" is completely wrong! It has been tried and tested TRUE that the Earth is spherical. Gravity is a real phenomenon and "intelligent pulling" (as well as everything else in Creation Science) is completely and irrevocable WRONG!

    I know this is hard for you to understand, but the words written in the KJV 1611 are meant to be symbolic representations. With that in mind, I think I have debunked the whole Earth is flat myth with the real and proven (without a shadow of a doubt through countless verifiable experiments) spherical Earth, as well as evolution (again, the creation myth is false. The Earth is more than 6000 years old (lol). We did not just spring about from nothingness).

    I hope that the light of knowledge that God has granted me will permeate into your souls and allow you to lie a life that is filled with the knowledge that Jesus wants us to understand and know.

    Again, the KJV 1611 is a LIE. Our knowledge of the universe has been ENTIRELY founded through the True Science that is practiced through prestigious universities in the world with absolutely brilliant scientists. I love you all, please understand that I am trying to help you wake up! The stories in the Bible are not meant to be taken seriously!! The facts of life are discovered everyday through real (and, more importantly, replicable scientific experiments).

    Please wake up, I beg you!

    In Jesus' name.

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #47
      Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

      Does anyone else here imagine these people screaming "NO! YOU'RE WRONG! EVOLUTION IS TRUE! YOU ARE A LIE!!!" at God as they're being carted off to Hell? They seem so convinced they're right that they'll be screaming in Hell about how they were right all along, well in between the screams from the torture.
      Drama queen

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      • clownbaby
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Nov 2010
        • 56

        #48
        Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
        Does anyone else here imagine these people screaming "NO! YOU'RE WRONG! EVOLUTION IS TRUE! YOU ARE A LIE!!!" at God as they're being carted off to Hell? They seem so convinced they're right that they'll be screaming in Hell about how they were right all along, well in between the screams from the torture.
        Definitely was not yelling. I didn't say you were a lie, just everything you believe in . Why would I be afraid of hell? I believe in God, I'm just not so deluded that I believe the bible to the letter -- which turns out is absolutely crazy! I take great pride in trying to teach you logic and the ability to think for yourselves. Hopefully, someone who isn't a full on extremist yet can read my posts and understand that what you people are preaching is completely wrong.

        In Jesus' name.

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        • RomanK
          Unsaved trash, rabid godmocker
          • Oct 2010
          • 189

          #49
          Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          So what I guess your saying is that Stonehenge doesn't exist. Jupiter wasn't mentioned in the bible so I guess it's not their either. Receeding hair lines can possibly be real either cause god doesn't have the rogain to fix it. Being completely disconnected from your environment doesn't mean the reading of a single book makes you an authority on anything. and off you go.
          Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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          • Master Gordon
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2010
            • 376

            #50
            Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Does anyone else here imagine these people screaming "NO! YOU'RE WRONG! EVOLUTION IS TRUE! YOU ARE A LIE!!!" at God as they're being carted off to Hell? They seem so convinced they're right that they'll be screaming in Hell about how they were right all along, well in between the screams from the torture.
            It will be very entertaining to watch as they scream out and gnash their teeth while burning in hell.
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            Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
            so a fool returneth to his folly

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #51
              Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

              Originally posted by DeadMan89 View Post
              God was always there. He just created evolution of man.
              Originally posted by RomanK View Post
              So what I guess your saying is that Stonehenge doesn't exist. Jupiter wasn't mentioned in the bible so I guess it's not their either. Receeding hair lines can possibly be real either cause god doesn't have the rogain to fix it. Being completely disconnected from your environment doesn't mean the reading of a single book makes you an authority on anything. and off you go.
              Don't be an idiot. I was referring to the post above, in which a specific claim was made about God. Are you that stupid?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Ksevio
                Unsaved trash
                • Oct 2010
                • 144

                #52
                Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

                Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                So what I guess your saying is that Stonehenge doesn't exist. Jupiter wasn't mentioned in the bible so I guess it's not their either. Receeding hair lines can possibly be real either cause god doesn't have the rogain to fix it. Being completely disconnected from your environment doesn't mean the reading of a single book makes you an authority on anything. and off you go.
                Stonehenge was built by the British out of some local rocks to fool people in thinking it was real: http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmicstonehenge.htm

                Jupiter is mentioned at the very start when God created the heaven and Earth. He didn't have to name every star in the sky - that'd make the Bible a little long.

                I don't see what your hair has to do with God - Maybe you should wear a hat.


                Also: http://www.google.com/search?cq=conv...les+to+dollars

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                • Lindroos
                  Struggling to get Christ's attention
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 43

                  #53
                  Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

                  Originally posted by Danny-Jones View Post
                  For the sake of argument, let's just hypothetically say that evolution is the truth and all animals and humans magically transformed from a single point in life (something that is easily disproved, but this is just a hypothetical).

                  Well if this is true, why haven't secular scientists found an evolutionary lineage for the Lord? I saw a heathen TV show (on PBS nonetheless) in which a seck scientists traced a small animal's evolution from the 'mother cell' from which all life apparently evolved from.

                  No where was the Lord even mentioned, and the show went through most of the animal kingdom fairly thoroughly. Obviously, secular scientists have no idea how to fit the Lord into their giant evolution theory, expressly disproving all of it.

                  Check and mate, atheists.
                  1) Maybe there's nowhere to fit him in because he's not real. Isn't that kind of the point of Atheism? Actually, no, it's not. One of the most important points of Atheism is that there are no second chances, no reincarnations, no afterlife after you're gone. And that's what makes the life you live now so important. Not to please some vague, questionable force outside of yourself, but to live for yourself and live without regret.

                  2) Spell check. Turn it on.

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                  • Lindroos
                    Struggling to get Christ's attention
                    Forum Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 43

                    #54
                    Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

                    Please disregard my previous post. It was made blindly and with many, many errors on my part.

                    I have since learned that this silly theory of evolution is just a lie made up by devil worshipers trying to take away power from the greater good in the world that is Christianity.

                    However, I still would suggest spell check, it's very useful in making sure you get the words God created for us right.

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                    • villainy
                      Unsaved trash, rabid midget godmocker
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 40

                      #55
                      Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

                      Originally posted by Danny-Jones View Post
                      For the sake of argument, let's just hypothetically say that evolution is the truth and all animals and humans magically transformed from a single point in life (something that is easily disproved, but this is just a hypothetical).

                      Well if this is true, why haven't seckular scientists found an evolutionary lineage for the Lord? I saw a heathen TV show (on PBS nonetheless) in which a seck scientists traced a small animal's evolution from the 'mother cell' from which all life apparently evolved from.

                      No where was the Lord even mentioned, and the show went through most of the animal kingdom fairly thoroughly. Obviously, secular scientists have no idea how to fit the Lord into their giant evolution theory, expressly disproving all of it.

                      Check and mate, athyests.
                      Secular scientists DONT BELIEVE IN GOD, therefore there is no reason to fit him into secular science O.o maybe look up the word "secular" in case you dont believe me. If Evolution can be easily disproved, disprove it then. And don't reference the bible.
                      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #56
                        Re: What did the Lord evolve from?

                        Originally posted by villainy View Post
                        If Evolution can be easily disproved, disprove it then. And don't reference the bible.
                        How about you prove evolution without citing Darwin or any other evolutionist writings?

                        Sound fair, sunshine?

                        Single celled organism to humans without quoting any of your dogma.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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