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  • #1

    What if Biblical testimony wasn't sound evidence?

    I'm a good Christian, I get by living by the word of Jesus. I saw an Egyptian woman walking down the road the other day, and I stoned that bitch to death and hid her in the sand like it says in Exodus 2:11-12. Then when I came home, my wife saw I was exhausted and made me a sandwich. The dumb bitch had the nerve to ask me how it was! So I shut her up with my fists as I Timothy 2:11-14 teaches. Once that hoe gets out of hospital, she'll know her place.

    But as I was furiously digging the sandy grave for the infidel I slew. It suddenly dawned on me. What if God's will was no more an infallible truth than the idea of evolution? What epistemic grounds do we have to believe the bible is full of justified true beliefs? Is it an a priori, necessary truth of the world that the bible is the case? If not, what other grounds do we have to believe in the word of God, as opposed to the word of Science (especially as Scientific knowledge is totally transparent and the causal linkage of the theories contained are clear and open for all to see)

    Help me out fellow Christians, I'd hate to think that all my stoning and beating was for no good.
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    Re: What if Biblical testimony wasn't sound evidence?

    Why would a "good Christian" call himself after someone like Theodor Adorno?
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    • #3
      Re: What if Biblical testimony wasn't sound evidence?

      What kind of Christian breaks secular law against murder and assault?

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      • #4
        Re: What if Biblical testimony wasn't sound evidence?

        Originally posted by Theodor Adorno View Post
        What epistemic grounds do we have to believe the bible is full of justified true beliefs?
        The answer is easy: God wrote The Bible. You seem to know some Bible Verses but why do you use stupid atheist words like 'epistemic?'

        If you have serious doubts about whether the KJV contains The Truth then you might be possesed by a demon. In this case you should seek out a Pastor.
        To the atheists:

        To the false christians:

        Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

        Hosea 13:16
        Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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        • #5
          Re: What if Biblical testimony wasn't sound evidence?

          Lets look at the verse you quoted

          Exodus 2
          11 And it came to pass in those days, when Moses was grown, that he went out unto his brethren, and looked on their burdens: and he spied an Egyptian smiting an Hebrew, one of his brethren.
          12 And he looked this way and that way, and when he saw that there was no man, he slew the Egyptian, and hid him in the sand.

          You claim you killed the Egyptian women because she was just walking down the street. How was this smiting one of your brethren like Moses saw.

          I suggest you have just commented murder and want to use the Lord as an excuse.


          Exodus 20:13 Thou shalt not kill.

          Numbers 35:30 Whoso killeth any person, the murderer shall be put to death by the mouth of witnesses: but one witness shall not testify against any person to cause him to die.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • #6
            Re: What if Biblical testimony wasn't sound evidence?

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            Numbers 35:30 Whoso killeth any person, the murderer shall be put to death by the mouth of witnesses: but one witness shall not testify against any person to cause him to die.

            My Goodness, I just realized that we're going about this whole Death Penalty thing all wrong!

            I guess this means no more pensioners with False Teeth will have to be on the firin... I mean biting squad!
            He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
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            • #7
              Re: What if Biblical testimony wasn't sound evidence?

              Originally posted by Theodor Adorno View Post
              If not, what other grounds do we have to believe in the word of God, as opposed to the word of Science
              The actions that you allege {got to say that so they can't call it a confession in court!} have lead you into this inquiry are exactly the reason why "science" fails to give you guidance in life.

              Science does not tell you how to live.
              It's all numbers and data. Their is no "word" of science instructing how you should live your life.

              Can you show us one science law that tells us how to live our lives? One science law on how to get to Heaven?

              The Word of God (Bible KJV 1611) does tell us 100% how to live our lives, and thus believing it over the "word of science" is a 6000 year old proven method for this life AND the afterlife.

              Feel free to continue your righteous stoning and beating.
              Galations 5:6 (KJV 1611) For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

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              • #8
                Re: What if Biblical testimony wasn't sound evidence?

                It's settled, God is a serial killer. And then decided you should do as I say and not as I do.
                Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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                • #9
                  Re: What if Biblical testimony wasn't sound evidence?

                  Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                  It's settled, God is a serial killer. And then decided you should do as I say and not as I do.
                  It's not murder if God does it.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #10
                    Re: What if Biblical testimony wasn't sound evidence?

                    Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                    It's settled, God is a serial killer. And then decided you should do as I say and not as I do.
                    Might as well say old age is a serial killer. When Gods decide it's time to move on, that's what happens.

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                    • #11
                      Re: What if Biblical testimony wasn't sound evidence?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      It's not murder if God does it.
                      That's what God wants you to think!
                      Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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                      • #12
                        Re: What if Biblical testimony wasn't sound evidence?

                        Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                        That's what God wants you to think!
                        And?
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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