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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #256
    Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

    Originally posted by BritforGod View Post
    i deeply apologize and hope God will accept my 40 lashes as a sufficient punishment for questioning the magnificent work he does. Praise him!
    You brits sure do love your bottoms spanked. I wonder why...
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • AngelClark
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 107

      #257
      Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Then why do you hate all of His creations?

      I am glad at least one of you fruits agree that belgistan does not exist. Really, it is just a truck stop between france and the frozen north.


      I am sure you people do live like that. Can't even speak American or have your own language. You have to mooch off other people.

      Brother Hutchins,
      I know I'm just a lowly female, but what the ____ is that picture supposed to be? I know that those are trucks but the pipe looking things are throwing me off, BIG TIME
      Judge not, Lest ye be Judged.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29435

        #258
        Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

        Those pipes provide heat, air conditioning, tv, telephone and internet service to truckers taking a break.

        Back in the day, we used to leave the engine idling. But with the piss drinking towel heads pushing up the cost of fuel, a cheaper method had to be devised. Currentl;y, to idle a truck for 8 hours costs about $32.00 pluss wear and tear, to say nothing of the constant vibration and noise. These hook ups are generally under $24.00 for 24 hours of use. Most of them carry the "LGTN" (Landover Gospel Television Network).
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #259
          Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Most of them carry the "LGTN" (Landover Gospel Television Network).
          Speaking of which, have you heard this Spring LGTN greenlighted the airing of my new spin-off show: Cruising for Christ: Truck Stop Rendezvous with Rev. Jim Osborne. I will be traveling across the U.S.A. in my custom-made RV bus, stopping at truck stops and preaching the Word of the Lord to weary truckers in need of saving. The goal is to get 100 men Saved® as I make my way from Iowa to California.

          I know you were eager to participate in the project, and it looks like it's a Go! Praise Jesus for answering our prayers, Brother Hutchins.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29435

            #260
            Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

            Fantastic! When I travel across the mighty USA once a week or so, I cherish stopping at little out of the way truck stops. Ones that that are off the beaten path. I am able to sidle up to a driver or two and spread the love of Jesus. I often start out with a regular 'How do you do' and ask them if they have a co-driver. Eventually, they ask me about my co-driver. By this point I am nearly spurting with excitement. I tell them how Jesus is always willing to lend a hand with the shifting of my gears and that I'd love the chance to give them a hand too. I show them my double sleeper cab and offer to read a few passages of the KJV out of the cold. I also will offer a warm coco or a candy bar.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Cigar Manfor Christ
              Unsaved trash
              • Sep 2010
              • 44

              #261
              Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Fantastic! When I travel across the mighty USA once a week or so, I cherish stopping at little out of the way truck stops. Ones that that are off the beaten path. I am able to sidle up to a driver or two and spread the love of Jesus. I often start out with a regular 'How do you do' and ask them if they have a co-driver. Eventually, they ask me about my co-driver. By this point I am nearly spurting with excitement. I tell them how Jesus is always willing to lend a hand with the shifting of my gears and that I'd love the chance to give them a hand too. I show them my double sleeper cab and offer to read a few passages of the KJV out of the cold. I also will offer a warm coco or a candy bar.
              Now this is truly spreading The Lord's love and compassion, Brother James!! I'd love to have a tour of your cab and hear you read some beautiful KJV passages. I need more of His word!

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              • The Proud Atheist Fool
                Unsaved trash, teenaged queerboy
                • Feb 2011
                • 5

                #262
                Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                What really makes me laugh is how these sick-o scientists claim that the earth is a billion-carillon years old, when the Holy Bible tells us that the earth cannot possibly be older than about 6,000 years.

                How do they expect anyone to take them seriously with nonsense like that?
                HAH! How ignorant you are. Carbon dating and the fossil record has proved the earth is far older than 6000 years old.

                The oldest rocks which have been found so far (on the Earth) date to about 3.8 to 3.9 billion years ago (by several radiometric dating methods). Some of these rocks are sedimentary, and include minerals which are themselves as old as 4.1 to 4.2 billion years. Rocks of this age are relatively rare, however rocks that are at least 3.5 billion years in age have been found on North America, Greenland, Australia, Africa, and Asia.

                While these values do not compute an age for the Earth, they do establish a lower limit (the Earth must be at least as old as any formation on it). This lower limit is at least concordant with the independently derived figure of 4.55 billion years for the Earth's actual age.

                The most direct means for calculating the Earth's age is a Pb/Pb isochron age, derived from samples of the Earth and meteorites. This involves measurement of three isotopes of lead (Pb-206, Pb-207, and either Pb-208 or Pb-204). A plot is constructed of Pb-206/Pb-204 versus Pb-207/Pb-204.

                If the solar system formed from a common pool of matter, which was uniformly distributed in terms of Pb isotope ratios, then the initial plots for all objects from that pool of matter would fall on a single point.

                Over time, the amounts of Pb-206 and Pb-207 will change in some samples, as these isotopes are decay end-products of uranium decay (U-238 decays to Pb-206, and U-235 decays to Pb-207). This causes the data points to separate from each other. The higher the uranium-to-lead ratio of a rock, the more the Pb-206/Pb-204 and Pb-207/Pb-204 values will change with time.

                If the source of the solar system was also uniformly distributed with respect to uranium isotope ratios, then the data points will always fall on a single line. And from the slope of the line we can compute the amount of time which has passed since the pool of matter became separated into individual objects.
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #263
                  Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

                  Originally posted by The Proud Atheist View Post
                  HAH! How ignorant you are. Carbon dating and the fossil record has proved the earth is far older than 6000 years old.

                  The oldest rocks which have been found so far (on the Earth) date to about 3.8 to 3.9 billion years ago (by several radiometric dating methods). Some of these rocks are sedimentary, and include minerals which are themselves as old as 4.1 to 4.2 billion years. Rocks of this age are relatively rare, however rocks that are at least 3.5 billion years in age have been found on North America, Greenland, Australia, Africa, and Asia.

                  While these values do not compute an age for the Earth, they do establish a lower limit (the Earth must be at least as old as any formation on it). This lower limit is at least concordant with the independently derived figure of 4.55 billion years for the Earth's actual age.

                  The most direct means for calculating the Earth's age is a Pb/Pb isochron age, derived from samples of the Earth and meteorites. This involves measurement of three isotopes of lead (Pb-206, Pb-207, and either Pb-208 or Pb-204). A plot is constructed of Pb-206/Pb-204 versus Pb-207/Pb-204.

                  If the solar system formed from a common pool of matter, which was uniformly distributed in terms of Pb isotope ratios, then the initial plots for all objects from that pool of matter would fall on a single point.

                  Over time, the amounts of Pb-206 and Pb-207 will change in some samples, as these isotopes are decay end-products of uranium decay (U-238 decays to Pb-206, and U-235 decays to Pb-207). This causes the data points to separate from each other. The higher the uranium-to-lead ratio of a rock, the more the Pb-206/Pb-204 and Pb-207/Pb-204 values will change with time.

                  If the source of the solar system was also uniformly distributed with respect to uranium isotope ratios, then the data points will always fall on a single line. And from the slope of the line we can compute the amount of time which has passed since the pool of matter became separated into individual objects.
                  Too long, didn't read.

                  We don't care about you science fairy tale nonsense. We believe only in the cold hard facts of the Bible.

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22350

                    #264
                    Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

                    Originally posted by The Proud Atheist View Post
                    Carbon dating and the fossil record has proved the earth is far older than 6000 years old.
                    If you believe in magic perhaps. Carbon dating is as idiotic as determining how much water there is in a cup by banging your head against a wall.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • GOD=life
                      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 3263

                      #265
                      Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

                      Originally posted by The Proud Atheist View Post
                      Carbon dating and the fossil record has proved the earth is far older than 6000 years old.
                      Your confusion is understandable, but you're still mistaken. Carbon dating does indeed prove that the earth is billions of years old. In other words: if you follow the measurement method carbon dating, then you will reach the conclusion that the earth is billions of years old.

                      Similarly, if I use the measurement method magnifying glass, I will come to the conclusion that everything is much bigger than the Bible claims it is.

                      The actual problem is that you put blind faith in carbon dating. It has never been proven over long periods of time. No one has written in 1,000,000 BC "OK, it's 1,000,000 BC now. Check." as a reference point. No one!

                      It's really like having a large curved surface and claim it's flat just because the fraction of an inch that you measured seems flat within a 0.01% margin of error.

                      Do you see how the way you measure dictates the conclusion even though the connection between method and conclusion is completely reliable and accurate? That is why we use the Bible as reference, since it is completely objective and unbiased.
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22
                      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • Bible Student
                        Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                        With Jesus now.
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 2474

                        #266
                        Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

                        Originally posted by The Proud Atheist Fool View Post
                        Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                        What really makes me laugh is how these sick-o scientists claim that the earth is a billion-carillon years old, when the Holy Bible tells us that the earth cannot possibly be older than about 6,000 years.

                        How do they expect anyone to take them seriously with nonsense like that?
                        HAH! How ignorant you are. Carbon dating and the fossil record has proved the earth is far older than 6000 years old.

                        The oldest rocks which have been found so far (on the Earth) date to about 3.8 to 3.9 billion years ago (
                        If you are going to start spouting heathen science, at least learn some. Carbon dating is basically useless for anything older than 50,000 years. So it can't possibly measure something which you claim is billions of years old unless of course with the new math nonsense 50,000 years is longer than a billion years.

                        Besides since the world was only created 6,000 years ago, there couldn't be anything to accurately test a measurement of 50,000 years. That is merely hyperbolic guessing by prevaricating, heathen scientists. You seem to have a lot of blind faith in them, don't you? Are you six?
                        YiJC, BS

                        II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                        • godisfantastic
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                          • Feb 2011
                          • 6

                          #267
                          Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

                          Einstein was a fag, and has been historically linked to being related to Adolf Hitler himself. If you listen to his theories, you are immorally homosexual. If you listen to the good word of God you are a good Christian. Who you listen to really affects the type of person of you are.

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                          • Nerull
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                            Under Investigation
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 6

                            #268
                            Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

                            Originally posted by godisfantastic View Post
                            Einstein was a fag, and has been historically linked to being related to Adolf Hitler himself. If you listen to his theories, you are immorally homosexual. If you listen to the good word of God you are a good Christian. Who you listen to really affects the type of person of you are.
                            So true, Mr. Fantastic. The general public has been following Einstein's Jewish lies for far too long. They praise him as some sort of genius but then cannot figure out why his "proven" theories do not work with aspects of modern-day science.

                            It is very plain and simple: Jews like him are geniuses of NOTHING except DECEPTION! As has been mentioned repeatedly, the Bible clearly gives evidence for the Earth being 6,000 years old. Still, they never give up with their "radioactive dating," a scientific method which has been PROVEN false before by its MANY discrepancies! Read here and stand resolutely by your beliefs: http://www.chick.com/bc/2004/fossil.asp

                            God bless.

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                            • Inquisitor
                              Guest
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 2

                              #269
                              Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

                              The earth is a flat circle. The evils of science fiction have lied saying the earth is round and orbits the sun. The sun orbits the earth and the earth is flat. These lies are probably the work of the evil illumanati. Satanic things such as aeroplanes have been created.

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                              • Thorjohn
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 69

                                #270
                                Re: How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" aw

                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                Here is a question you.

                                So a light year = the distance light travels in a year.

                                Scientists say stars are million light years away.

                                So my question is how are we observing this light million light years away now?

                                I'm not millions of years old, i'm 20.
                                It´s easy. First you have to realize, that Earth is not 6000 years old, but 4.5 billion years.

                                The liht is made of particles, travelling at the speed of 300.000 km/sec (186.000 miles/sec). That means that light is about 8 minutes to travel from the Sun to Earth, so when you see the Sun in the sky, you see it where it was 8 minutes ago.

                                The same applies to other stars in the sky. You have to understand, that the Universe is HUUUGE. Our nearest solarsystem is Alpha Centauri, 4 lightyears away. With modern technology, it would take us about 73.000 years to go there.

                                And why deny those facts? Cosmology does not contradict God. It just makes Him much much bigger...

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