Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evolution!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

The infamous creation vs. evolution debate is now officially over. Creationism has been declared the winner. We now have damning and incontrovertible evidence that evolution is a fraud: If evolution is real, then how come new life forms don't form out of peanut butter?

Think about this for a second. Those secular scientists say that in order for life to have been created you need energy + matter (like say, lightning and a protein soup). But, opening a jar of peanut butter is the same thing. You take matter (peanut butter) and combine it with energy (light). But, no life comes out of it!

This disproves evolution once and for all! Heck, you can do it with other things. Churn (energy) some butter (matter) and chimpanzees don't pop out! Apply some electricity (energy) to a rock (matter), and you don't get a platypus! I can't wait for the atheist scientists to try and explain away this!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Rev Jim,
This is pure gold. I have long been a fan of Chuck Missler of Koinonia House Ministries. An example of his lucid explanations of the most arcane subjects can be found at http://www.khouse.org/6640_media_ser...how_day=monday where, without reference to any mumbo-jumbo, myths or superstition (or indeed secular science), Chuck explains how God is "outside of time."

Now this is heady stuff indeed and not for the novice, as it has some concepts that only a True Christian will understand, i.e. that the Bible is an integrated message from outside our time domain. I hope you find time to listen to it.

(My advice, if you are busy, is to listen to the introduction and then start at 15 minutes in to the sermon.)

[Wide-Open]

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That is just awesome Reverend Jim! Game officially over.

I've done this experiment myself. I've opened up a jar of peanut butter, and left it sitting in my cupboard for 3 years. And I can assure you it did not "evolve" into maple syrup!

[James Hutchins]

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Rev. Osborne, the information and what Mr. Missler did does not make sense to me. He failed to bring in lightning. I had to do this experiment myself.

I had my 12 year old daughter Mary Sue climb one of the nearby high tension electric towers and clamp on two wires. On the ground (I watched from a safe distance, I know the dangers) little Mary Sue jammed the two wires in. Well the resulting explosion made a crater in the ground three feet deep. I nearly was hit by shards of grass from the jar. I watched the area for a few days but did not see any signs of life. So the experiment did completely disprove evolution.

Mary Sue has not been seen either, we suspect she ran off to be a harlot. You know how women are.

[clownbaby]

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I showed this website to my friends. We all laughed so hard. Keep this amazing science coming!

[SheepOfGod]

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I showed this website to my friends. We all laughed so hard. Keep this amazing science coming!

Could you please not waiste our site's precies bandwidth with your sarcasm you pathetic athiest clown.

[clownbaby]

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Could you please not waiste our site's precies bandwidth with your sarcasm you pathetic athiest clown.

> waste
> precious
> atheist
> ?

Not even God can save you from your illiteracy. I'm betting you were home-schooled. Creation Science isn't a real science. You can't publish any of this and have actual scientists and the general public agree with this. There's just so many flaws in your logic.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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You can't publish any of this and have actual scientists and the general public agree with this. There's just so many flaws in your logic.

Flaws? Where? Are you saying it's possible to spawn life from a jar of peanut butter? Can you show us how?

[clownbaby]

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Flaws? Where? Are you saying it's possible to spawn life from a jar of peanut butter? Can you show us how?

Hurr durr, evolution is wrong cuz we cant make life from peanutt butter.

Seriously? True science doesn't say anything about peanut butter creating life, you can't just pick any matter and energy and say that it's going to work and when it doesn't you condemn evolution. Real science hasn't come up with the exact way to create life yet, but they will. We do know that it involves amino acids (like Adam's rib lololol, that was sarcasm btw) and energy. Let's be serious, you don't actually believe what you are saying.

Creationism has been proven to be completely wrong. The bible is a book which you consider symbolically not literally. I'm sure even Jesus would be facepalming at your logic. This isn't the message he wanted to spread.

I'm shocked that there are still people in the world who have the means to educate themselves but believe all of this garbage. Flat Earth. Creationism. This is madness. When I first joined this site, I thought it was all jokes, no one actually believes this madness but you people fully believe it. And that my friend is crazy.

[barton]

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If evolution is real, then how come new life forms don't form out of peanut butter?

I am so glad you posted this! Thank you!

While verbally rebuking a man I met at the mall today (for failing to discipline his children properly), we got on the topic of evolution. I explained this very proof to him against evolution. He got very upset! Then, one of the demons in him spoke. Tricky words, at that!

The demon shrieked, "Life did develop in some of those jars. Greedy, gluttonous humans just devoured them without noticing! Prove ME wrong, you stupid arrogant Christian!"

I was taken aback but the Lord quickened me. I replied, "Yes, of course. People might not notice a microscopic organism. However, even you have to admit that no human on this planet could not notice an aardvark or a tabby cat bursting out of their jar of peanut butter! Yet, no one has complained about aardvarks or tabby cats, have they?" The demon gnashed his teeth a bit then huffed away, pulled his nasty little spawn with him.

I'm not as experienced in this sort of thing as many of you are. Should I have answered any differently? Was this, in fact, a decent response?

[Andrewg]

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You make me embarrassed and ashamed, Jim. I honestly have no idea why you thought this would be a good argument. Evolution takes millions of years of tiny changes and adaptations, not an instantaneous combination of light and matter.

I am ashamed. You plug your ears when a scientist talks, and take what little you heard out of context. I am ashamed.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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You make me embarrassed and ashamed, Jim. I honestly have no idea why you thought this would be a good argument. Evolution takes millions of years of tiny changes and adaptations, not an instantaneous combination of light and matter.

I am ashamed. You plug your ears when a scientist talks, and take what little you heard out of context. I am ashamed.

So if I left a jar of peanut butter around for a million years, then the chimps would pop out of it?

Honestly, you secular science types get weirder every day. Why can't you just accept the only reasonable explanation for life (i.e. God did it)?

[James Dewitt]

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So if I left a jar of peanut butter around for a million years, then the chimps would pop out of it?

Honestly, you secular science types get weirder every day. Why can't you just accept the only reasonable explanation for life (i.e. God did it)?

What makes me laugh is that they think the Earth is millions of years old.
Look my uncle is a Monkey

[mathmexican]

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This video has been circulating youtube for a while, I'm surprised it took this long for it to be posted on this forum.

[Ksevio]

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If evolution is real, then how come new life forms don't form out of peanut butter?

Because I always eat it before it grows into a monkey. Don't want monkeys filling up my pantry.