[Sociable]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Are these allegedly "religious" people you know True Christians™? Are they members of Landover or an approved subsidiary? If not, there's you answer right there.
The same goes for all the poor people you know who spend their winters shivering in the cold. I was once a nun committed to poverty, and I knew plenty a chilly night. Then I found the Lord, and now I live in a large, well heated house and when I leave it, I make sure I wear a good amount of furs modestly covering as much of me as possible, and I haven't had a cold in ages!

Well you won't have a cold if you are well dressed obviously, and I don't think its in me to prove a dead mans faith but I would assume they were, as they never gave me any doubt.
I won't ask my question again, but whatever.

Cake is good

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Why are Demons more afraid of "antibiotics" then the Lord himself. I know plenty of religious people who in their old age have acquired diseases through no fault of their own.

If we walk out in the cold with clothing that is not warm enough then we will always catch a cold, no matter how powerful God is.

Are these allegedly "religious" people you know True Christians(tm)? Are they members of Landover or an approved subsidiary? If not, there's you answer right there.
The same goes for all the poor people you know who spend their winters shivering in the cold. I was once a nun committed to poverty, and I knew plenty a chilly night. Then I found the Lord, and now I live in a large, well heated house and when I leave it, I make sure I wear a good amount of furs modestly covering as much of me as possible, and I haven't had a cold in ages!

[Sociable]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Fool! So-called "antibiotics" only scare the demons away for a while. God can make them disappear forever! It's especially helpful if you keep a pen full of pigs and a cliff nearby.

Okay, then I will restate my question.

Why are Demons more afraid of "antibiotics" then the Lord himself. I know plenty of religious people who in their old age have acquired diseases through no fault of their own.

If we walk out in the cold with clothing that is not warm enough then we will always catch a cold, no matter how powerful God is.There is said to be so many strands and mutations of the common cold that we will never find a sure way cure for it.

Pastor Ezekiel- Even if evolution occurred during the time that the bible was written(Which I doubt in any way it did), wouldn't it not be considered something worth writing of when it would be considered something that happens naturally as part of life? Nor did they have the technology or the amount of educated people that we do now.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

I am curious however, if we humans are really so close to God, that the holy spirit, etc is in us then how are Demons more afraid of man made concoctions then the Lord himself?

Fool! So-called "antibiotics" only scare the demons away for a while. God can make them disappear forever! It's especially helpful if you keep a pen full of pigs and a cliff nearby.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Ezekiel, I've already answered most of those questions. God made us. God made us using evolution as his tool. It's not a far out theory. It fits with both religions and with common scientific facts.

Prove it. Where is this absurd evilution theory mentioned in the Holy Bible? Are we supposed to throw out 2,000 years of accumulated Bible study based on the word of a demon like you?

[Sociable]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

God using divine dictation. When Wash O'Hanley dictates his books to his secretary, she may place the text down, but it's still Brother Wash's book.


Because there is no such thing as these tiny organisms you're blabbering about. The first time the "antibiotics" are used, the demons infesting the sick are scared away as they think it might be some kind of anti-demon poison. But as they realize that it's no threat to them, they start coming back.
Until they are fooled again. Nobody said that demons are smart.

Why do you say organisms do not exist, when we see them in our schools microscopes? I am curious however, if we humans are really so close to God, that the holy spirit, etc is in us then how are Demons more afraid of man made concoctions then the Lord himself?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Who wrote the Bible?

God using divine dictation. When Wash O'Hanley dictates his books to his secretary, she may place the text down, but it's still Brother Wash's book.

How else would tiny organisms keep becoming resistant to new antibiotics?

Because there is no such thing as these tiny organisms you're blabbering about. The first time the "antibiotics" are used, the demons infesting the sick are scared away as they think it might be some kind of anti-demon poison. But as they realize that it's no threat to them, they start coming back.
Until they are fooled again. Nobody said that demons are smart.

[Sociable]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Micro evolution maybe, maybe?

How else would tiny organisms keep becoming resistant to new antibiotics?

You can't disprove evolution by saying you didn't come from a monkey. Yes we may have descended from a form of primate but it wasn't like Transformers, ROBOTS IN DISGUISE- it was many small alterations over the years as evolution took its place.

[ultima]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

So according to you God, the all powerful creator of the universe, left behind the owner's manual (the Bible - KJV1611) that has to be reinterpreted every time some random "scientist" changes his mind, and you are the arbiter of what the Bible (KJV1611) really says.

You are probably the kind of person that buys a car and when the owner's manual say to change the oil every 5,000 miles you choose not to do so because you find it inconvenient.

And you're probably a science-denying/fact-denying creationist who has nothing to back him up. It's a shame, because most of the people here (Ezekiel excluded of course) seem relatively nice.

I have a question for you guys. Who wrote the Bible?

[Anubis]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

If y'all read the amount of years lived by Adam, Methuselah, and such, you get the exact amount of years.
Have you ever read the bible, honey, or are y'all another like that Ultima silly thing?

Yes because the Bible specifically says that those are the only generations from Adam to Christ, and not even the Christian world can agree that its exactly 6000 years old some put the estimate (thats right estimate) at around 8000 to 12000 years old. Even those dates are up for debate.

And yes ive probably studied the Bible more than you would ever think of, im not a mindless religious zealot that cant think critically about my own faith, or you know actually find answers in the Bible instead of misquoting random verses from it. Its all about context, honey

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

So kind of you to cite a website that specifically says a number of things that contradict your beliefs.



Oh and lookie here! Right under the paragraph you quoted yourself:


I will admit, I was totally incorrect on the carbon dating. It's not available for use past 5700 years. However, that's not to say dates cannot be calculated.

Do yourself a favor. When citing a source and providing a link to that source: Read it through. By citing it for your argument, you're practically agreeing with it, thus disproving what you said.
(If you want, you can post 'Case Closed' right about now.)

I don't see any such thing in the link I provided...

http://contenderministries.org/evolution/carbon14.php

Unless you mean the monkey worship link I provided to show you that even your false idols disagree with you on carbon dating. I didn't need to read the rest of it, because I have proof positive that it's all irrelevant sitting on my desk beside me, with a lovely lambskin cover and gold embossed letters reading "Holy Bible".

Again you come up short against irrefutable evidence. Cry all you want about it, the case is still closed.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

If y'all read the amount of years lived by Adam, Methuselah, and such, you get the exact amount of years.
Have you ever read the bible, honey, or are y'all another like that Ultima silly thing?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

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I believe you have to interpret the Bible in order for it to be relevant and make sense. Do I believe God was angry at people for building a big tower called Babel that would reach heaven? No I don't because heaven isn't 1000 feet in the air. Obviously some parts of the Bible specifically the earlier chapters were not from the mouth of God.

People wrote these texts. People didn't understand the world they lived in so they sometimes had to take a creative liberty. If the bible is literal, tell me where are the dinosaurs? I'm not saying this disproves the Bible's legitimacy, but it in fact confirms one cannot take everything in the Bible word for word.

So according to you God, the all powerful creator of the universe, left behind the owner's manual (the Bible - KJV1611) that has to be reinterpreted every time some random "scientist" changes his mind, and you are the arbiter of what the Bible (KJV1611) really says.

You are probably the kind of person that buys a car and when the owner's manual say to change the oil every 5,000 miles you choose not to do so because you find it inconvenient.

[Anubis]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

The Bible says 6,000 years and God created everything. Have you ever witnessed this so called "evolving" in action?

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Where in the Bible does it ever clearly say that the earth was created 6,000 years ago...
Seriously i want to know...

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hello, I noticed that many of you don't understand evolution.

Ezekiel, I've already answered most of those questions. God made us. God made us using evolution as his tool. It's not a far out theory. It fits with both religions and with common scientific facts.

Young man (or woman) that's one of the silliest things I've ever heard. And I done heard plenty. Every part of the hellbound theory of evolution is against the biblical truth, and vice versa. They do not go together. They never will. More and more false Christians try and take bits of Darwinista jibber jabber and claim that it has been part of God's doing all along. GOD DOES NOT CHANGE!!

Malachi 3:6 For I am the LORD, I change not;