Some questions for evolutionists

[Hank]

Answer me these, our good brother in faith has asked:

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Some questions for evolutionists

I see none have answered you Brother!

[Hank]

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I see none have answered you Brother!

Another WIN for JESUS!

SHOUT GLORY HALLELUIYA!!!!

[Jet O'Niell]

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I thank you for sharing that video with us Brother Hank. It only further proves God exists, even though He does not need proof for we have the Bible, and that is all the proof of Him that we need. All the Atheists, though, need proof, which is why this video was made.

[PhilTheAtheist]

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Wow, words can't express how pathetic y'all are

[Hank]

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Wow, words can't express how pathetic y'all are

Hmmm... Solid argument, good reasoning... Yes I agree you have rebutted the whole case. I will now cease to be a Christian and follow your sodomite ways.

(I was been sarcastic there)

[Rev.shields]

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yeah, evolution is moronic

fish
fish has a baby that is bigger, the bigger fish is better
fish's baby becomes more streamlined and faster
all of the fishes are eaten except for the fast ones. Now all fish are bigger and faster.

That actually makes a little sense- BUT HOW THE FUCK DO FISH SWITCH TO LUNGS AND DECIDED TO LIVE ON THE LAND?

Gills are VERY different from lungs. If evolution were to exist in such a manner that these people describe then they are batshit crazy? If evolution was to occur then a water fish cannot suddenly produce an air breathing fish, and i doubt that there could be something between a lung and a gill! must Jesus soar down from heaven and cure the blind again?

[PhilTheAtheist]

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Hmmm... Solid argument, good reasoning... Yes I agree you have rebutted the whole case.

Meh, what's the point of using reason to form an argument against a Christian ? You'll just respond with some obscure verse from the Bible that hasn't been relevant in 2000 years and claim victory.

[PhilTheAtheist]

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yeah, evolution is mormonic

fish
fish has a baby that is bigger, the bigger fish is better
fish's baby becomes more streamlined and faster
all of the fishes are eaten except for the fast ones. Now all fish are bigger and faster.

That actually makes a little sense- BUT HOW THE piffle DO FISH SWITCH TO LUNGS AND DECIDED TO LIVE ON THE LAND?

Gills are VERY different from lungs. If evolution were to exist in such a manner that these people describe then they are batshit crazy? If evolution was to occur then a water fish cannot suddenly produce an air breathing fish, and i doubt that there could be something between a lung and a gill! must Jesus soar down from heaven and cure the blind again?

C'mon, you guys are in over your heads here. Why don't you just go back to your caves and read your Bibles? I don't want you to overwork your brains and have an aneurysm or something by trying to actually think or form independent thoughts and opinions. Evolution isn't real, it's not in the Bible. Let's just back away from anything even remotely complicated and pray for the heathens that find it interesting. Mmmkay?

[Cursed]

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C'mon, you guys are in over your heads here.

You're in over your head so deep you don't even know you're in over your head.

Why don't you just go back to your caves and read your Bibles?

Why don't you go back to your parent's basement and lurk at 4chan?

I don't want you to overwork your brains and have an aneurysm or something by trying to actually think or form independent thoughts and opinions.

I don't want you to throw away your immortal soul, you should read the 1611 King James Bible so you can actually know of what you speak and form Christ-like thoughts and opinions.

Evolution isn't real, it's not in the Bible.

You're doing great, considering the hand you've been dealt! I thought you were surely Hellbound, but now I see that GOD may not have hardened your heart. That means you have a chance!

Let's just back away from anything even remotely complicated and pray for the heathens that find it interesting. Mmmkay?

You should feel blessed with the prayers offered for you by Landover Baptists! You are not a very gracious guest; like most atheists, you have poor social skills and react to kindness with vitriol.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I think you are missing a point here. The first thing is that even if (and I repeat, "if") there were anything in coming from monkeys or breeding fast fish, then it would not help you support your wife and children, nor would it help anyone get to heaven - so what is the point of shoving this fairy tale of "evilution" down the throats of the ignorant masses?

Do you not see that by persisting in this deception and conspiracy, you are actually helping with Satan's work?

Just be reasonable and agree with us.

[PhilTheAtheist]

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The people studying "evilution" are quite able to make a living off it and support themselves, their spouses and kids. Just ask the Honorable Richard Dawkins. Although I doubt he's concerned about how it helps him get to heaven.
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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The people studying "evilution" are quite able to make a living off it and support themselves, their spouses and kids.

And is not this the whole trouble? Yes, I agree with free speech but there has to be a line drawn.

Can you imagine what gullible idiots sit around in unheated great halls and hand over cash to hear so called "educated men" spouting diatribes of garbage for which there is not the slightest proof? These snake-oil salesmen want to tell us that they know what happened in the dim and distant past by taking inference from old things in the hopes of getting us to believe something that only they think is "for our own betterment".

And where are we at the end of their fancy but meaningless words? Many dollars lighter and puzzled, that's where!

[PhilTheAtheist]

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Mr. Bathfire I must admit that I was quite moved by your beautiful post, it almost brought me to tears. But I also must admit that I was forced to reread it several times in an effort to figure out who's side you were arguing. In any event, if I could give you positive rep I most surely would.
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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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It's a pity you've been banned; I feel you were beginning to accept Jesus. But then The Lord giveth and The Lord taketh away, blessed be the name of The Lord,