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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #121
    Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    life (which was created by God, and originated on Earth) could easily make its way to other planets.
    That may be true, but life created there must be very small as we know that planest are very small too. There would not be much room for Kangaroos in Saturn.

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    • Rev. Edward Clement
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 1654

      #122
      Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

      Originally posted by J3suslovesall View Post
      you are all retarded, and i just want you to know that. we could throw all the scientific proof at you we wanted and you still wouldnt believe it. Reallly, I am a homertard and I like wearing dresses. Thanks! -Joe Mawmaw
      Proof? You have no proof, you only have lies that are propegated by Satan Worshiping scientists!

      You are clearly un-saved trash!

      Galatians
      5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
      5:20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
      5:21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

      Oh, if only these were the good ol' days.

      Exodus
      22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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      Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
      Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
      Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
      Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
      Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
      Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #123
        Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
        That may be true, but life created there must be very small as we know that planest are very small too. There would not be much room for Kangaroos in Saturn.
        Hmmm...

        If God, in all His divine wisdom, could make kangaroos smaller so they they would better fit in our post-flood world, couldn't He make them smaller still in order that they might serve His plan on Saturn?
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        • María Gálvez-Villalobos
          Claims not to be a dago slut
          Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
          • Mar 2011
          • 1307

          #124
          Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Hmmm...

          If God, in all His divine wisdom, could make kangaroos smaller to they they would better fit in our post-flood world, couldn't He make them smaller still in order that they might serve His plan on Saturn?
          What crazy idea!?!? Why are we want waste God's time in Him design kangaroos for Saturn?!!!! I mean, nobody live there. And even Spain have never playeed there.

          Saturnish kangaroos...!!!!??!!!
          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #125
            Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
            What crazy idea!?!? Why are we want waste God's time in Him design kangaroos for Saturn?!!!! I mean, nobody live there. And even Spain have never playeed there.

            Saturnish kangaroos...!!!!??!!!
            I assure you, dear Mari, that God would not have populate Saturn with micro-kangaroos unless He deemed it a good use of His time.
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            • Devil's Advocate
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Aug 2011
              • 6

              #126
              Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

              Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
              Well, before the flood everything was much larger than it is today, even humans (Noah himself was about 10 - 15 ft tall). The kangaroo, along with other animals, didn't start to shrink until after the flood due to lower oxygen levels, ultraviolet radiation, shorter life-spans, etc.

              On the other hand, he might have brought with him two baby kangaroos as the adult ones were still pretty big (40 ft) in comparison to humans at that time.
              Why did they begin to shrink - your answer seems to pander to evolutionists' way of thinking...whereby creatures adapt to changes int heir environment - so called 'mutations' - and are not all God's creations.

              Please explain Doctor.

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #127
                Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                Originally posted by Devil's Advocate View Post
                Why did they begin to shrink - your answer seems to pander to evolutionists' way of thinking...whereby creatures adapt to changes int heir environment - so called 'mutations' - and are not all God's creations.

                Please explain Doctor.
                Rate-of-growth (and, thusly, eventual size) is not an adaptation or mutation: it's a response to stimuli.

                Plant two viable sunflower seeds. Put one in the sun and give it the appropriate amount of water and Miracle-Gro. Put the other in the shade and water it sparingly and do not fertilize it.

                See which one grows faster and taller.

                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                • Dan U. Holier
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 1180

                  #128
                  Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                  Originally posted by Devil's Advocate View Post
                  Why did they begin to shrink - your answer seems to pander to evolutionists' way of thinking....
                  No, they did not “begin to shrink”; God made them shrink so they could have fit on the Noah’s Ark. For God’s sake, is this really that hard to understand?

                  YiC

                  Dan.
                  Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                  ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                  • onion16
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 13

                    #129
                    Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                    OK BUT what about the other dinosaurs like the stegasoras or velocorapter what have they become?

                    And i know the spellings are wrong but i don't give a fuck.

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                    • Jack O'fagan
                      With faith as immovable as the Earth
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 4836

                      #130
                      Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                      Originally posted by onion16 View Post
                      OK BUT what about the other dinosaurs like the stegasoras or velocorapter what have they become?

                      And i know the spellings are wrong but i don't give a piffle.


                      This should answer you question,

                      YiC

                      Jack
                      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                      • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                        Christ's Antiquarius
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 736

                        #131
                        Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                        I have found some stunning evidence that supports my theory regarding the Kangarosaurus:

                        Palaeontologists digging in northern Australia have found fossil evidence of several new species - including a "killer kangaroo".
                        A "killer kangaroo", huh... Sounds familiar?



                        It continues:

                        Professor Mike Archer said the dig had turned up "truly extraordinary material".

                        He said the killer kangaroos would not have been like the creatures of today.

                        "There were meat-eating kangaroos with long fangs, and galloping kangaroos with long forearms, which could not hop," he told The Australian newspaper.

                        Palaeontologist Sue Hand, who also participated in the dig, told Australian radio that other potentially frightening creatures were unearthed.

                        "Very big birds... More like ducks, earned the name demon ducks of doom, some at least may have been carnivorous," she said.

                        The team now plans to study the fossils in detail, to see what more they can learn about the species and what effect changing climate had on their development.
                        Take that, stupid non-believers!

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                        2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #132
                          Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                          It's always a pleasure to see those secular scientists proudly announce yet another discover, completely oblivious to the fact that they are yet again confirming the truth of Biblical creation!
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                          • ashley_mulcahy
                            Unsaved trash, rabid feminazi
                            • Nov 2011
                            • 9

                            #133
                            Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                            Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
                            In the pre-flood world there was a canopy of water in the stratosphere. This is clearly documented in Genesis 1:6-8 which states:[INDENT][COLOR=Sienna][I]"And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day."

                            Dr Isiah Jones, Please remove yourself from the church of landover. Your mention of the stratosphere rejects the flat earth beliefs that must be expressed on this website.
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                            • Jack O'fagan
                              With faith as immovable as the Earth
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 4836

                              #134
                              Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                              Originally posted by ashley_mulcahy View Post
                              Dr Isiah Jones, Please remove yourself from the church of landover. Your mention of the stratosphere rejects the flat earth beliefs that must be expressed on this website.
                              Clearly the doctor was talking about the stratosemishere that covers the Earth. Sometimes we may use terms such as stratosphere because these are common terms even they may not be factual correct, in the same way that we may use the word 'Mediterranean', nobody thinks it is the middle of the Earth any more.

                              YIC

                              Jack
                              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                              • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                                Christ's Antiquarius
                                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 736

                                #135
                                Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                                Originally posted by ashley_mulcahy View Post
                                Dr Isiah Jones, Please remove yourself from the church of landover. Your mention of the stratosphere rejects the flat earth beliefs that must be expressed on this website.
                                Cosmology isn't my field and has absolutely nothing to do with my research. Please stay on topic or I'll have to wield the banhammer.
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                                2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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