Infinite FAKE Christs! To Arms!

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friends,

Late last night, I was gazing into Brother Bobby-Joe's soulful eyes as he explained the existence of the quantum multiverse. As he explained it, there are an INFINITE number of universes. Many of these are different from ours only in trivial ways. For example, a "Jesus" would exist, but he may have a mustache, or crook his pinky when he talks, or turn water into white wine instead of red.

IMAGINE all those fake Jesus! Remember John 14:6:

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Not, "I and an infinite number of near-perfect dopple-gangers" are all acceptable ways to the Father. Just OUR Jesus works. No one else. The fake Jesuses of other worlds are offering fake salvation! Hence, an infinite number of persons on an infinite number of Earths are without even the possibility of Heaven.

When Brother Bobby-Joe told me this, I bolted upright in bed. How could we rectify this? What could we do? Even if all seven billion Earthlings were converted to True Christianity™, this would still represent no progress. Seven billion saved out of an infinite number damned is mathematically equivalent to nobody saved out of an infinite number!

What we need to do is break into these other universes and tell them the Truth of the Real Christ. The Gospel compels us to undertake this task. More to come.

Yours in Him,
BAB (the real one!)

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Infinite FAKE Christs! To Arms!

Cranky Old Man is a True Christian(tm) nerd. He would know about wormholes and aliens and the like. I recommend we send him.

[Bob]

Re: Infinite FAKE Christs! To Arms!

All those Jesus' would not be fake! God created the quantum multiverse and Jesus is clearly a multidimensional super being! It doesn't get any almighty-er than that!

It would also explain those so called contradictions atheists have been bugging Christians with. Those would simple be tales from different universes! Since there can clearly be only one True Bible in all those universes. The Authorized King James Version of 1611 (Pure Cambridge Edition)!

Just imagine all those Christians in all those other dimensions shouting Praise the Lord right now!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Infinite FAKE Christs! To Arms!

What we need to do is break into these other universes and tell them the Truth of the Real Christ. The Gospel compels us to undertake this task. More to come.

Yours in Him,
BAB (the real one!)

This is where prayer comes in. It is a well known fact that God is outside Time and Space, yet our prayers reach Him and are all answered. Thus Prayer enters all possible universes.

I should well imagine that little green men are receiving God's blessings from our prayers for the Salvation of their souls, even if Jesus has not yet appeared in their Universe.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Infinite FAKE Christs! To Arms!

Dear Friend,

All those Jesus' would not be fake! God created the quantum multiverse and Jesus is clearly a multidimensional super being! It doesn't get any almighty-er than that!

No, no, no! The essential point about these other universes is that they are DIFFERENT. Mustachioed Christ, crooked pinky Christ. A DIFFERENT Christ is per se a false Christ. A false Christ cannot offer salvation.

Think of how lucky we are -- out of an infinity of worlds -- to be born on the ONE world with the Real Christ. What were the odds? Basically infinity to one. But it happened!

We have to do something for those poor bastards on the infinite other worlds.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Brother Alex]

Re: Infinite FAKE Christs! To Arms!

When Brother Bobby-Joe told me this, I bolted upright in bed. How could we rectify this? What could we do? Even if all seven billion Earthlings were converted to True Christianity™, this would still represent no progress. Seven billion saved out of an infinite number damned is mathematically equivalent to nobody saved out of an infinite number!

What we need to do is break into these other universes and tell them the Truth of the Real Christ. The Gospel compels us to undertake this task. More to come.

First of all we would need to make some sort of a shortcut through the space-time continuum. We might have to nuke our way in, but with the aid of prayer and worship it shouldn't be too much of a problem.

Converting the other worlds to True Christianity™ however might be a bit more of a problem. The hardest part would be locating all the fake Jesus impostors since that would probably require some time travel in order to prevent them from being crucified by the impostor Jews.

For starters I'm going to quote myself from another thread:

As a Biblical cosmologist I made a research on that particular subject a while ago. In the Book of Ecclesiastes, King Solomon writes:

Ecclesiastes 1:9-10 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun. Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us.

It goes without saying that God, as the creator of time itself, possesses the power to travel through time. However, as the numerous writings of the Old Testament show He also transmitted this power to the ancient prophets who predicted the coming of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Micah 5:2 But thou, Bethlehem Ephratah, though thou be little among the thousands of Judah, yet out of thee shall he come forth unto me that is to be ruler in Israel; whose goings forth have been from of old, from everlasting.

Isaiah 9:6-7 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. Of the increase of his government and peace there shall be no end, upon the throne of David, and upon his kingdom, to order it, and to establish it with judgment and with justice from henceforth even for ever. The zeal of the LORD of hosts will perform this.

So you see, God is capable of making all unthinkable things become reality, even timetravel. He sure works in mysterious ways.

If we pray to God real hard and ask Him to grant us the time-traveling power of the ancient prophets we might be able to pull this though.

An alternative to this would be to nuke the other universes but then, of course, none of the inhabitants would be Saved©.

YIC,
Alex