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  • #16
    Re: The "Big Bang"

    Originally posted by LingBling View Post
    For you to admit that, tells me that I can't argue with you because your too idiotic.

    If a person can't speak English, but perhaps, German, is that person also not intelligent?
    That depends. Can he speak German without making an ass of himself? In other words; can said person spell correctly and construct sentances with an understanding of grammar beyond that of a third grader's? All in the German language, mind you.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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    • #17
      Re: The "Big Bang"

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      The unsaved ARE idiotic. You might know all manner of mathematics and be able to cuss out a taxi driver in 13 different languages, but unless you have accepted Christ and been Saved by His Grace, then you are a fool.
      Point taken. This is not a freshman english class. It is the LBC forums

      Tell me this Lingbling, are you a Jesus-lover or do you follow a more deviant moral compass?
      Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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      • #18
        Re: The "Big Bang"

        Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
        Point taken. This is not a freshman english class. It is the LBC forums

        Tell me this Lingbling, are you a Jesus-lover or do you follow a more deviant moral compass?
        He's a chink. One of your people.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #19
          Re: The "Big Bang"

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          He's a chink. One of your people.
          A chink? But I don't need anymore footstools!

          Ugh, maybe if I keep waiting, a white Satanist will eventually turn up. Few and far between but get two of them together and all Hell breaks loose (literally).
          Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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          • #20
            Re: The "Big Bang"

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            The unsaved ARE idiotic. You might know all manner of mathematics and be able to cuss out a taxi driver in 13 different languages, but unless you have accepted Christ and been Saved by His Grace, then you are a fool.

            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
            The fools are those that believe everything that comes from the bible. I don't need to explain to you why I think the bible is wrong, because I'm sure you already know.

            Scripture isn't evidence, TO ANYTHING. The concept, "The bible is right, because it says it is" is flawed, and you know that. If I told you I was Jesus, you would say I'm a liar, but if I told you that Jesus is always right, I say I'm Jesus, therefore I am the son of God, and you would still believe I'm not Jesus. Therefore what prove does the Bible give that gives it so much credibility?
            I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

            "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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            • #21
              Re: The "Big Bang"

              Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
              That depends. Can he speak German without making an ass of himself? In other words; can said person spell correctly and construct sentances with an understanding of grammar beyond that of a third grader's? All in the German language, mind you.
              We're talking about an intelligent debate and you clearly misspelled sentences. That's funny.

              So by your standards, if a person makes an ass of him or herself while talking in any language are therefore unintelligent. Intelligence is so far away from you that your unintelligent mind can't grasp it.

              One more thing, are you suppose to be a devil worshiper?
              I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

              "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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              • #22
                Re: The "Big Bang"

                Originally posted by LingBling View Post
                We're talking about an intelligent debate and you clearly misspelled sentences. That's funny.

                So by your standards, if a person makes an ass of him or herself while talking in any language are therefore unintelligent. Intelligence is so far away from you that your unintelligent mind can't grasp it.
                Ya ya, I think we could go back and forth with the pot calling the kettle black, but I just don't have the time. Let's just leave it with the fact that it takes one to know one, ergo we are both dumb asses, shall we? You're an idiot and I got called on an ironic display of hypocrisy by said idiot.

                Originally posted by LingBling View Post
                One more thing, are you suppose to be a devil worshiper?
                Not "supposed to be", my friend.
                Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                • #23
                  Re: The "Big Bang"

                  Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
                  Ya ya, I think we could go back and forth with the pot calling the kettle black, but I just don't have the time. Let's just leave it with the fact that it takes one to know one, ergo we are both dumb asses, shall we? You're an idiot and I got called on an ironic display of hypocrisy by said idiot.



                  Not "supposed to be", my friend.
                  Okay. So we have agreed that we're both idiots. Logically I cannot say I am an idiot; however, I will agree with you that my English skills are probably worse than yours. And if my English skills are less than that of your's, then, by default, I am an idiot.

                  We've also concluded that you're a devil worshiper. Our similiarity is that the majority of this forum hates us, but they hate us because of unique reasons. Yet, in my opinion, I hold a grudge against you, equally (maybe slightly less) than the rest of these fundamental christians.
                  I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                  "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                  • #24
                    Re: The "Big Bang"

                    Originally posted by LingBling View Post
                    Okay. So we have agreed that we're both idiots. Logically I cannot say I am an idiot; however, I will agree with you that my English skills are probably worse than yours. And if my English skills are less than that of your's, then, by default, I am an idiot.

                    We've also concluded that you're a devil worshiper. Our similiarity is that the majority of this forum hates us, but they hate us because of unique reasons. Yet, in my opinion, I hold a grudge against you, equally (maybe slightly less) than the rest of these fundamental christians.
                    Now friend, what is this hatred to us humble TRUE Christians? All we are doing is practicing our faith, is that so wrong?

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                    • #25
                      Re: The "Big Bang"

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Now friend, what is this hatred to us humble TRUE Christians? All we are doing is practicing our faith, is that so wrong?
                      Believing your faith is fine. When you practice your faith in so that it violates the constitution, is when I express my hatred to you.
                      I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

                      "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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                      • #26
                        Re: The "Big Bang"

                        Now you're bringing the Constitution into it?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #27
                          Re: The "Big Bang"

                          Originally posted by LingBling View Post
                          Okay. So we have agreed that we're both idiots. Logically I cannot say I am an idiot; however, I will agree with you that my English skills are probably worse than yours. And if my English skills are less than that of your's, then, by default, I am an idiot.
                          You cannot logically call youself an idiot but then clearly present logical proof that you are? I'd carefully reevaluate anything you think you "know" if this is how you rationalize all your knowledge.

                          Originally posted by LingBling View Post
                          We've also concluded that you're a devil worshiper. Our similiarity is that the majority of this forum hates us, but they hate us because of unique reasons. Yet, in my opinion, I hold a grudge against you, equally (maybe slightly less) than the rest of these fundamental christians.
                          No problems there. When you walk a path such as my own, hatred becomes as commonplace as breathing. I do pose a question though: Is your grudge against me or my less than reputable beliefs?
                          Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                          • #28
                            Re: The "Big Bang"

                            Isn't the 'big bang' what happens to the man and the woman during intercourse?

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                            • #29
                              Re: The "Big Bang"

                              Keep your smut out of this conversation, we're talking about the creation of the universe here.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • #30
                                Re: The "Big Bang"

                                Originally posted by caitlin View Post
                                Isn't the 'big bang' what happens to the man and the woman during intercourse?
                                Wow, a joke of fourth-grade quality. You must be a big girl now.
                                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                in 2016

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