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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #16
    Re: Dolphins are stupid: PROOF

    Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
    do you think that these stupid creature should be allowed to live just cause some unGodly animal activists hippies says so?
    The answer to the question is obviously no. Dolphin hunting is outlawed in Iowa, so it isn't something I've ever considered. I wonder if you can share with us any good dolphin recipes? I'm sure dolphin tacos are great and also dolphin ceviche. I'm guessing that dolphin stew and marinated dolphin with pasta are also big hits.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Proud Faroese
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2011
      • 509

      #17
      Re: Dolphins are stupid: PROOF

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      I would compare PFs hatred of dolphins to my own hatred of anal sex. We have been given a little piece of God's hatred, and we need to cultivate that.

      The hatred of anal sex is like a flower. It needs attention. Likewise, we should be supportive of PFs disgust for dolphins and the sadistic crimes they commit. The next dolphin he kills could be the one that Satan tasked with raping your daughter. Or even your son.
      AMEN to that brother!!!
      Dolphins are indeed not only stupid animals, but also perverts who enjoys having sex for pleasuring themselves, including gay sex orgies in front of innocent American children and famelies at SeaWorld as you can see in many youtube videos, gay sex is disgusting, but in front of children and famelies is even more disgusting, how dare they?

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      • Dr. Isaiah Jones
        Christ's Antiquarius
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 736

        #18
        Re: Dolphins are stupid: PROOF

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        The answer to the question is obviously no. Dolphin hunting is outlawed in Iowa, so it isn't something I've ever considered. I wonder if you can share with us any good dolphin recipes? I'm sure dolphin tacos are great and also dolphin ceviche. I'm guessing that dolphin stew and marinated dolphin with pasta are also big hits.
        And don't forget about dolphin burgers! Seems delicious...

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #19
          Re: Dolphins are stupid: PROOF

          All I know is canned tuna has not been the same since they all went "dolphin friendly".
          Drama queen

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          • Jonahs
            Unsaved trash, godmocking scum
            Under Investigation
            • Sep 2011
            • 6

            #20
            Re: Dolphins are stupid: PROOF

            Guns kills.
            Cars polute, their hands (fins) are also to small to drive a car.
            They are smart, obviously not as smart as us, but yes..
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • Dan U. Holier
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 1180

              #21
              Re: Dolphins are stupid: PROOF

              Originally posted by Jonahs View Post
              Guns kills.
              Guns don’t kill; dangerous minorities do!

              Originally posted by Jonahs View Post
              Cars polute, their hands (fins) are also to small to drive a car.
              Why don’t they like “evolve” hands? It’s easy – at least evilutionaries claim so.

              Originally posted by Jonahs View Post
              They are smart, obviously not as smart as us, but yes..
              I’m tempted to believe they might be smarter than you are; but generally, they’re just stupid fishes, swimming around naked without any shame and performing their lewd deeds in the same water they drink. For shame!

              YiC

              Dan
              Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


              ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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              • Jonahs
                Unsaved trash, godmocking scum
                Under Investigation
                • Sep 2011
                • 6

                #22
                Re: Dolphins are stupid: PROOF

                Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                Guns don’t kill; dangerous minorities do!


                Why don’t they like “evolve” hands? It’s easy – at least evilutionaries claim so.


                I’m tempted to believe they might be smarter than you are; but generally, they’re just stupid fishes, swimming around naked without any shame and performing their lewd deeds in the same water they drink. For shame!

                YiC

                Dan
                How can you be so daft?
                I'm sorry for my vocabulary, butttt:
                Guns do kill, let's see how well you'll do with a bullet in your head.
                They are inferior, they won't evolve anymore, that or it will take millions of years for that to happen.
                They are not smarter than me; at least I hope so. They are not stupid, nor are they fishes. They also don't need clothing, they life perfectly in the water, and if they used clothing, they couldn't swim, which means that they would die. We use clothing to survive, God made us nude.
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #23
                  Re: Dolphins are stupid: PROOF

                  Originally posted by Jonahs View Post
                  ...Guns do kill, let's see how well you'll do with a bullet in your head...
                  Ok, now; in that scenario, what causes the fatal wound?

                  Hint: it's NOT the gun.

                  What are they teaching kids in school these days?

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                  • Proud Faroese
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 509

                    #24
                    Re: Dolphins are stupid: PROOF

                    Originally posted by Jonahs View Post
                    They are not stupid
                    They are stupid, and i have proof of this, the proof is my first message in this thread.

                    Originally posted by Jonahs View Post
                    nor are they fishes
                    Everything that lives in the sea is fish, and so is dolphins, what do you think they are? Humans?

                    Originally posted by Jonahs View Post
                    We use clothing to survive
                    Well i use clothes(made of dolphin and baby seal skin, its environmental to use natural resources given to us by God) for a very much more important thing: because not wearing clothes is a sin and also disgusting

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                    • Dan U. Holier
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 1180

                      #25
                      Re: Dolphins are stupid: PROOF

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      Originally posted by Jonahs View Post
                      Guns do kill, let's see how well you'll do with a bullet in your head.
                      Ok, now; in that scenario, what causes the fatal wound?

                      Hint: it's NOT the gun.
                      In this particular case I have to agree with the resident Godmocker; for shame!

                      Originally posted by Jonahs View Post
                      They are inferior, they won't evolve anymore...
                      Not only that you don't have any grasp of the Holy Bible - that’s a given; you didn’t even get the moral of the Evilution’s fairy-tale.

                      Originally posted by Jonahs View Post
                      They are not smarter than me... /snip/... We use clothing to survive, God made us nude.
                      No comment.
                      Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                      ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #26
                        Re: Dolphins are stupid: PROOF

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        Ok, now; in that scenario, what causes the fatal wound?

                        Hint: it's NOT the gun.

                        What are they teaching kids in school these days?
                        Even though Didymus much is a hateful God mocker, Didymus reply must be quoted for the truth.

                        I will add my own point - as a well trained Asset Loss Prevention Officer and Personal Security Expert I am capable of killing another human being five different ways with my bare hands. Now using the "guns kill people" logic does that means my hands, not me, kill people and my hands should be banned, not my will to kill that should be condemned?

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                        • Proud Faroese
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 509

                          #27
                          Re: Dolphins are stupid: PROOF

                          Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
                          And don't forget about dolphin burgers! Seems delicious...

                          I love dolphin burgers, they arent as tasty as whale burgers though

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                          • Yeshua bar Yusuf
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 135

                            #28
                            Re: Dolphins are stupid: PROOF

                            Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View Post
                            I want ALL meats on shelves, not just a few.
                            Leviticus 11

                            I'm sure you meant all meats except camel, coney, hare, swine, whatsoever hath no fins or scales in the water, eagle, ossifrage, ospray, vulture, kite, raven, owl, nighthawk, cuckow, hawk, little owl, cormorant, great owl, swan, pelican, gier eagle, stork, heron, lapwing, bat, fowls that creep going upon on all four, and flying creeping things which have four feet.
                            People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
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