Moral Dilemmas: Please have a look for my study!

[Titus Templeton]

Brothers and sisters,

I am actually working on my PhD and need you to answer the following questions for my study.

1.You are at a train track and see five homosexuals tied to the track ahead. A switch is in front of you which will divert the train, but as you look down you see a King James 1611 Bible is strapped to that track and will be destroyed. Is it permissible to flip the switch and save the five homosexuals at the expense of the Holy Bible?

2. Now imagine in order to save the five homosexuals, you have to push Stephen Hawking in front of the train to stop it. You know for certain it would stop the train in time to save the five homosexuals tied to the tracks. Is it permissible to push Stephen Hawking and save the five homosexuals at the expense of one?

[Nobar King]

Re: Moral Dilemmas: Please have a look for my study!

you have to push Stephen Hawking in front of the train to stop it. You know for certain it would stop the train in time

Does this involve some kind of warp in the space-time continuum? I don't think I can support that kind of theory. Plus, prior knowledge isn't possible.

[Deaner]

Re: Moral Dilemmas: Please have a look for my study!

Brothers and sisters,

I am actually working on my PhD and need you to answer the following questions for my study.

1.You are at a train track and see five homosexuals tied to the track ahead. A switch is in front of you which will divert the train, but as you look down you see a King James 1611 Bible is strapped to that track and will be destroyed. Is it permissible to flip the switch and save the five homosexuals at the expense of the Holy Bible?

No. Save the Bible, run over the queers; then put the train in reverse and run over the fags again.

2. Now imagine in order to save the five homosexuals, you have to push Stephen Hawking in front of the train to stop it. You know for certain it would stop the train in time to save the five homosexuals tied to the tracks. Is it permissible to push Stephen Hawking and save the five homosexuals at the expense of one?

No. Somehow the queers have to die with Hawkings; the gimp Godmocker of Christ.

I say we tie Hawkings to the queers with bungie cords and sell tickets at $50 a pop to let True Christians watch the carnage with binoculars provided. It should get a good Christian laugh for everyone.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Moral Dilemmas: Please have a look for my study!

Brothers and sisters,

I am actually working on my PhD and need you to answer the following questions for my study.

1.You are at a train track and see five homosexuals tied to the track ahead. A switch is in front of you which will divert the train, but as you look down you see a King James 1611 Bible is strapped to that track and will be destroyed. Is it permissible to flip the switch and save the five homosexuals at the expense of the Holy Bible?

I flip the switch, then pick up the Bible and use it to witness to the five homosexuals (who are still tied to the track). There will be another train in an hour or two if they refuse to come to Jesus.

2. Now imagine in order to save the five homosexuals, you have to push Stephen Hawking in front of the train to stop it. You know for certain it would stop the train in time to save the five homosexuals tied to the tracks. Is it permissible to push Stephen Hawking and save the five homosexuals at the expense of one?

Of course. We know for a fact that Stephen Hawking has been exposed to the Gospel, and has openly rejected it. He has even written books claiming God is "not needed".

We don't know for a fact that the five homosexuals have had the opportunity to meet Jesus. They can remain tied to the tracks while the police clean up Hawking, and I can witness to them as the fine Christian man who saved their lives.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Moral Dilemmas: Please have a look for my study!

No. Save the Bible, run over the queers; then put the train in reverse and run over the fags again.



No. Somehow the queers have to die with Hawkings; the gimp Godmocker of Christ.

I say we tie Hawkings to the queers with bungie cords and sell tickets at $50 a pop to let True Christians watch the carnage with binoculars provided. It should get a good Christian laugh for everyone.

I see a Mega-Church Pay-Per-View special with Pastor Zeke giving a fire and brimstone sermon on the subject prior to the announced carnage – then a post carnage wrap up with Pastor Peters. That should fill the Church coffers and provide funding for more homer ministries.

[Deaner]

Re: Moral Dilemmas: Please have a look for my study!

I see a Mega-Church Pay-Per-View special with Pastor Zeke giving a fire and brimstone sermon on the subject prior to the announced carnage – then a post carnage wrap up with Pastor Peters. That should fill the Church coffers and provide funding for more homer ministries.

The insight at this Church is nothing but Christ inspired.