[KJV4me]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

Since you lot don't believe animals have souls, how can you believe animals are capable of sin?

By proxy. They sin by setting a bad example for us humans, what with all their unmarried fornicating, homerdom, and the like.

Also you should know that our covenant with God extends to our property, and that includes animals. So if thine animal's eye offends thee, cut it out, as it were.

Speaking of what's capable of sin, you certainly are! Shouldn't you consider repenting and turning to Jesus? Take the first step towards salvation, and hit that PayPal button at the bottom of the page. Your eternity is in jeopardy!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

By proxy. They sin by setting a bad example for us humans, what with all their unmarried fornicating, homerdom, and the like.

If they have no souls, then they have no choice about their actions - it's instinct, nothing more.

Also you should know that our covenant with God extends to our property, and that includes animals. So if thine animal's eye offends thee, cut it out, as it were.

I hope it bites you if you do.

Speaking of what's capable of sin, you certainly are! Shouldn't you consider repenting and turning to Jesus? Take the first step towards salvation, and hit that PayPal button at the bottom of the page. Your eternity is in jeopardy!

ME give money to LBC? You must be nucking futs.
Why would an omnipotent god need money anyway? If he's short on cash, then he can just say "Let there be C-notes."

[KJV4me]

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ME give money to LBC? You must be nucking futs.

Well you better hope you like nuts, because Satan will be pummeling your chin with his nuts in Hell if you don't repent! Your soul is on the line here, not mine.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

Well you better hope you like nuts, because Satan will be pummeling your chin with his nuts in Hell if you don't repent! Your soul is on the line here, not mine.

I'll take that chance.

[KJV4me]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

I'll take that chance.

Unfortunately, you have free will, and good True Christian folk like me cannot stop you from such foolhardy risks. But I should warn you, that when gambling, the house always wins.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Unfortunately, you have free will, and good True Christian folk like me cannot stop you from such foolhardy risks. But I should warn you, that when gambling, the house always wins.

But in this case, the house isn't real, so it can't win.

[KJV4me]

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But in this case, the house isn't real, so it can't win.

You already admitted that the house was real when you confessed that you were taking a chance. If the house wasn't real (which it is), there would be no chance to take.

How many times do I have to remind you of the ninth commandment? Stop lying, harlot!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You already admitted that the house was real when you confessed that you were taking a chance. If the house wasn't real (which it is), there would be no chance to take.

How many times do I have to remind you of the ninth commandment? Stop lying, harlot!

You want to borrow my pruning shears to trim that nose of yours? It gets longer every time you touch the keyboard.

[KJV4me]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

You want to borrow my pruning shears to trim that nose of yours? It gets longer every time you touch the keyboard.

I expected a disciple of the Kind of Lies (Satan) would be better at insulting True Christians, but it seems that you were not at the top of the class. Perhaps more clitoris-to-anus buggery on your part will increase your capacity to spew venom.

Why not give it up already and turn to Christ? You obviously don't make a very formidable demon-candidate.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You want to borrow my pruning shears to trim that nose of yours? It gets longer every time you touch the keyboard.

Typical femnazi, threaten a man with castration any time she loses an argument.

Apologize to KJV4me Dances like an adult.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

Typical femnazi, threaten a man with castration any time she loses an argument.

Castration doesn't involve the nose, BJ.

Apologize to KJV4me Dances like an adult.

No.

[KJV4me]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

No.

You'd rather lick the flames of Hell, I see. Well, you will probably change your tune once your tongue is singed by the infernos below.

God will not stand for the unrepentant mockery of his faithful and obedient flock!

[Remy Lebeau]

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If I had the funds and facilities to care for the myriad poor creatures injured in the name of "research," I would take in every one of them.
Perhaps you should read Richard Adams' "The Plague Dogs." On second thought, never mind - you'd probably use it as a how-to manual.

This is not surprising at all considering wicker paganist like yourself hold a weekly woodland orgy in which the witches among the covens commit bestiality with the he-goat. This has given me an idea for an experiment of my own. There has to be something within the goat's anatomy that is diabolical. Why else would it be one of Satan's favorite beast. And why else would you allow one to sodomize you, and you it with your humongously oversized clitoris?

I'm going to make a phone call to one of the local farmers today. Thank you Danceless the Whore for inspiring my pursuit of this godly undertaking.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

If they have no souls, then they have no choice about their actions - it's instinct, nothing more.

Human beings also run on instinct. God HATES instincts and that is why we are a constant pain in His side. Only by embracing His Law, and surpassing the instincts that He created in us, can we act outside of instinct and become worthy of Heaven.

Stop behaving like a common beast; mindlessly submitting the the mind's call for lust, greed, and gluttony. I have always found it odd how sinners thing they exercise free will, yet all their actions are based on bodily desire and instinct. I'm sure bees think they are exercising free will as well.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

Unfortunately, you have free will, and good True Christian folk like me cannot stop you from such foolhardy risks. But I should warn you, that when gambling, the house always wins.

She has free will, but she refuses to exercise it. It's a shame really.