[JennyD]

Re: Vivisection in Landover! Tour the Laboratory

Praise! Brother Remy, this is the sort of operation I would very much like to tinker around with. Although I've never operated on a human being (I suppose that anesthetics are required?) I'm sure the Good Lord would guide my hands.

Brother Bathfire, do you not feel it worthwhile to repeatedly practice these procedures Brother Remy has noted first on animals, to be sure you're completing them correctly, before moving on to Negroes and finally potential Christians?

After all, if you pick the right animals for your practice, the failed experiments can be donated to a local food bank.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Brother Bathfire, do you not feel it worthwhile to repeatedly practice these procedures Brother Remy has noted first on animals, to be sure you're completing them correctly, before moving on to Negroes and finally potential Christians?

Well, you have a point but God has seen fit to grant us intelligence and most things can be picked up within a few moments. Such thoughts as yours are not uncommon, but that it because so-called scientists purposely put big words into their textbooks – this is nothing more than keeping their little Masonic club together by making it hard for others to learn science. (Having said that, it’s probably a good thing, otherwise people would too easily become so-called scientists and we’d be up to our knees in them.)

After all, if you pick the right animals for your practice, the failed experiments can be donated to a local food bank.

Well that’s a fine idea Sister JennyD! We usually throw the sick and ailing animals into a dumpster that is emptied about once a week. The local food bank would certainly benefit by all this meat. I would expect a donation from them for the running to and fro delivering the creatures and we’d probably incur expenses in ensuring they were all dead before disposing of them, but Yes, I’ll make the ‘phone call.

Many thanks.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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Praise! Brother Remy, this is the sort of operation I would very much like to tinker around with. Although I've never operated on a human being (I suppose that anesthetics are required?) I'm sure the Good Lord would guide my hands.

I think you will find anesthetics are mostly not required, you just got to be quick. The trick is to get it done in under two minutes.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Even for this site, this is a sick joke.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Even for this site, this is a sick joke.

This, madam, is Godly work. I can see no objection and will brook no ill-tempered comments from ignorant heathens.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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Even for this site, this is a sick joke.

I fail to see the joke. Sorry. It is written that the plants and animals are given to us to use. We don't need to stop and consider anything beyond that. They are there for us to use as we see fit.

Looky here:

Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

So where's the problem?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I fail to see the joke. Sorry. It is written that the plants and animals are given to us to use. We don't need to stop and consider anything beyond that. They are there for us to use as we see fit.

Looky here:

Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

So where's the problem?

The word that the KJV tranlates as "dominion" actually is closer in meaning to "stewardship." Stewardship carries with it an obligation to treat plants and animals with compassion and respect. They are NOT yours to do with as you see fit.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The word that the KJV tranlates as "dominion" actually is closer in meaning to "stewardship." Stewardship carries with it an obligation to treat plants and animals with compassion and respect. They are NOT yours to do with as you see fit.

Don't make me laugh, witch! Since when are you translating the Bible?

And from what to what? The KJV1611 Bible was dictated directly by God IN ENGLISH! There is nothing to translate.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Don't make me laugh, witch! Since when are you translating the Bible?

And from what to what? The KJV1611 Bible was dictated directly by God IN ENGLISH! There is nothing to translate.

The fractured writings from which you derive your scriptures were mostly in Greek and Hebrew, from which they were translarted into Latin and later to English. NONE of them were originally in English.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The fractured writings from which you derive your scriptures were mostly in Greek and Hebrew, from which they were translarted into Latin and later to English. NONE of them were originally in English.

Nope, KJV is as Pastor Ezekiel says - direct from God.

anyway God doesn't mind what you do to animals:

Genesis 9:2-9:3
And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every
beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all
that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the
sea; into your hand are they delivered.

And we all know what happens to God's enemies when they are delivered "into His Hands"

The Bible constantly explains how vivisection for God's law is a Holy Act.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Nope, KJV is as Pastor Ezekiel says - direct from God.

anyway God doesn't mind what you do to animals:

Genesis 9:2-9:3
And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every
beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all
that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the
sea; into your hand are they delivered.

And we all know what happens to God's enemies when they are delivered "into His Hands"

The Bible constantly explains how torture for God's law is a Holy Act.

I hope the next animal you attempt to torture bites the living daylights out of you. It would serve you right if it were rabid.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I hope the next animal you attempt to torture bites the living daylights out of you. It would serve you right if it were rabid.

Dear, dear, I rather think that no one has seen you so excited before. You seem to have a lot of anger there, and it's anger against God - we here at Landover merely say it as it is and as we do.

I look upon the torments of Job as a perfect example of God's Very Own Vivisection experiment - the proposition was that the devil could convert a Servant of The Lord. The experiment proved the devil wrong. Now, as clear a case of the end justifying the means cannot be presented. - it is a lesson that has served everyone on earth, and at such small cost.

I'm sure that in the light of this new information, you will see matters differently. If it helps, we could send you, as a pet, a few of the blind one-armed monkeys we have left over - they would otherwise go to waste.

[KJV4me]

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I hope the next animal you attempt to torture bites the living daylights out of you. It would serve you right if it were rabid.

If only you knew what torture is. Landover Baptist Creation Science Laboratories is not torturing, but keeping a covenant with Almighty God!

Genesis 17:

9 And God said unto Abraham, Thou shalt keep my covenant therefore, thou, and thy seed after thee in their generations.
10 This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised.
11 And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.
12 And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every man child in your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any stranger, which is not of thy seed.
13 He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised: and my covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant.
14 And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant.

Clearly we can see that, in God's eyes, removing the "naughty bits" of sinful animals is not torture, but the exact opposite! It is keeping a covenant with God and we are in fact saving these animals from such horrible things as homersexuality and evolution. These animals are happier and better off because of it. God says so!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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If only you knew what torture is. Landover Baptist Creation Science Laboratories is not torturing, but keeping a covenant with Almighty God!

Genesis 17:

9 And God said unto Abraham, Thou shalt keep my covenant therefore, thou, and thy seed after thee in their generations.
10 This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised.
11 And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.
12 And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every man child in your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any stranger, which is not of thy seed.
13 He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised: and my covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant.
14 And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant.

Clearly we can see that, in God's eyes, removing the "naughty bits" of sinful animals is not torture, but the exact opposite! It is keeping a covenant with God and we are in fact saving these animals from such horrible things as homersexuality and evolution. These animals are happier and better off because of it. God says so!

Since you lot don't believe animals have souls, how can you believe animals are capable of sin?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Dear, dear, I rather think that no one has seen you so excited before. You seem to have a lot of anger there, and it's anger against God - we here at Landover merely say it as it is and as we do.

I look upon the torments of Job as a perfect example of God's Very Own Vivisection experiment - the proposition was that the devil could convert a Servant of The Lord. The experiment proved the devil wrong. Now, as clear a case of the end justifying the means cannot be presented. - it is a lesson that has served everyone on earth, and at such small cost.

Any god that would participate in an act such as the torture of Job, or sit idly by and allow it when he had the ability to stop it, is not worthy of worship.

I'm sure that in the light of this new information, you will see matters differently. If it helps, we could send you, as a pet, a few of the blind one-armed monkeys we have left over - they would otherwise go to waste.

If I had the funds and facilities to care for the myriad poor creatures injured in the name of "research," I would take in every one of them.
Perhaps you should read Richard Adams' "The Plague Dogs." On second thought, never mind - you'd probably use it as a how-to manual.