Sexuliar scientists study sperm

[Brother Temperance]

Brothers and Sisters (probably best if the Sisters of this Holy Church just ignore this story, as it doesn't concern them), what do we make of this?

According to a new study, far from being a relatively insignificant contribution to the sexual act - a simple vehicle for delivering a man's DNA to the egg of a woman - the sperm is the gastronomic equivalent of a six-course meal.
Scientists have identified the hundreds of proteins that constitute the head and tail of the smallest cell in a man's body - so small that about 500 million of them can fit into a teaspoon.
They believe the proteins could lead to new insights into how the sperm manages the equivalent of a transatlantic swim as well as sabotaging the efforts of rival sperm in the race to be first to reach the egg.
Teasing apart the protein building blocks of a sperm could also shed light on the causes of male infertility as well as the evolutionary origins of sex, said Tim Karr, a biologist at the University of Bath. "If we can work out what makes one sperm more successful than another, we might be able to apply this knowledge to clinical therapies for the treatment of sperm that are not functioning properly," Dr Karr said.
The study, published in the journal Nature Genetics, was carried out on the sperm of fruit fly but scientists believe that about half of the 381 proteins that they have now identified also exist in the human sperm cell.
The researchers plan to unlock the protein recipes of the sperm of different species, including humans.
"This is the first catalogue of sperm proteins for any organism, and it offers a tantalising glimpse into how we might begin to answer some of biology's most fundamental questions," Dr Karr said.
"Amazingly, we know very little about what is in a sperm, which probably explains why we don't really understand sex, let alone how it evolved," he said.
Until now, scientists have only known about a handful of proteins that are part of the assemblage of biological molecules that make up a sperm cell. Knowing the complete protein recipe - the proteome - extends our knowledge immensely, Dr Karr said.
"Being able to compare the structure and content of the proteome of sperm from different species should help us to understand the evolution and origin of sperm," he said.
Biologists believe that sperm has evolved an elaborate mechanism to interfere with the chances of a rival sperm being first to reach the egg.
"This question of sperm competition has baffled scientists for years," Dr Karr said.

Hmmm. On the one hand, it sounds sort of like the secularists are admitting what the rest of us have known for years - that the man's seed is the source of life, and the woman's oven has little or nothing to do with it. On the other hand, the part about sperm being "the gastronomic equivalent of a six-course meal" sounds suspiciously like the sort of thing a scientist would make up to fool one of the Satanic Succubi known as Catholic girls into commiting an unholy act of oral fornication with him. Your thoughts?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Brothers and Sisters (probably best if the Sisters of this Holy Church just ignore this story, as it doesn't concern them), what do we make of this?

Hmmm. On the one hand, it sounds sort of like the secularists are admitting what the rest of us have known for years - that the man's seed is the source of life, and the woman's oven has little or nothing to do with it. On the other hand, the part about sperm being "the gastronomic equivalent of a six-course meal" sounds suspiciously like the sort of thing a scientist would make up to fool one of the Satanic Succubi known as Catholic girls into commiting an unholy act of oral fornication with him. Your thoughts?

I think there is no doubt that this study has involved debauchery with Catlicker school girls. All secular scientists are Joos and Joos lust for Catlicker schools girls like black men for white women. Hopefully Jesus will see that some lose change is dumped in site of these Joo scientist so they are distracted before their evil plot spreds more corruption in the world.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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On the other hand, the part about sperm being "the gastronomic equivalent of a six-course meal" sounds suspiciously like the sort of thing a scientist would make up to fool one of the Satanic Succubi known as Catholic girls into commiting an unholy act of oral fornication with him. Your thoughts?

I think you forgot to notice this: "The study, published in the journal Nature Genetics, was carried out on the sperm of fruit fly ".

I don't even want to know how this study "was carried out", but that must have been a very potent fruit fly to deliver a six-course meal.

I think there is no doubt that this study has involved debauchery with Catlicker school girls.

Catholics are so dumb, they'll swallow anything.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Sperm are only half the process. If the sperm did all the work then the kid would never inherit anything from their mother, would they? And yet, somehow, they do. <insert sarcasm>

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Sperm are only half the process. If the sperm did all the work then the kid would never inherit anything from their mother, would they? And yet, somehow, they do. <insert sarcasm>

Yes, they inherit the wind. Through their ears.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Sperm are only half the process. If the sperm did all the work then the kid would never inherit anything from their mother, would they? And yet, somehow, they do. <insert sarcasm>

Just superficial appearances, kind of like the wine in a barrel; the grapes make the wine by the barrel gives the wine a flavor. The real substance of the child comes from the male seed. Christian science is about to take the next logical step and remove the women from the reproductive process. These children grown in the vats will be healthy and Christian and the world will be a paradise without women messing things up.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Just superficial appearances, kind of like the wine in a barrel; the grapes make the wine by the barrel gives the wine a flavor. The real substance of the child comes from the male seed. Christian science is about to take the next logical step and remove the women from the reproductive process. These children grown in the vats will be healthy and Christian and the world will be a paradise without women messing things up.

I'd feel pretty uncomfortable ordering a man to fetch my beer, clean my boxers, and cook my dinner. Women have thier uses.

[Brother Temperance]

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Sperm are only half the process. If the sperm did all the work then the kid would never inherit anything from their mother, would they? And yet, somehow, they do. <insert sarcasm>

What, so inheriting the good silverware from your mother proves genetics, does it? Typical seculiar nonsense.

I'd feel pretty uncomfortable ordering a man to fetch my beer, clean my boxers, and cook my dinner. Women have thier uses.

Hmmm... maybe there'll still be Meskins and Frenchmen in the new world?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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This is utterly unbelievable. We inherit GENES from both our parents. And NO, I didn't misspell the word, I wasn't thinking of Levi's. If we did not, then maternity tests would not be possible. And yes, there are maternity tests needed, for cases, for instance, of mix up with babies in hospital, or kidnapping etc.

And speaking of inherited genes, do you know there are so many diseases and defects which result from having the Y (male) chromosome? In cases like color blindness for example, often this would be canceled out by another X (female) chromosome but a poor little weak Y chromosome is not strong enough to stand up to it.
You men have wimpy genes.

[Bobby-Joe]

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This is utterly unbelievable. We inherit GENES from both our parents. And NO, I didn't misspell the word, I wasn't thinking of Levi's. If we did not, then maternity tests would not be possible. And yes, there are maternity tests needed, for cases, for instance, of mix up with babies in hospital, or kidnapping etc.

And speaking of inherited genes, do you know there are so many diseases and defects which result from having the Y (male) chromosome? In cases like color blindness for example, often this would be canceled out by another X (female) chromosome but a poor little weak Y chromosome is not strong enough to stand up to it.

Rachael,

what is the source of all this? Secular scientist. The Bible clearly shows otherwise. Now it may be fine for you to go off with the latest fad like genetics by we Christians stick with the timeless truths.

You men have wimpy genes.

Quit thinking about our pants harlot!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Rachael,

what is the source of all this? Secular scientist. The Bible clearly shows otherwise. Now it may be fine for you to go off with the latest fad like genetics by we Christians stick with the timeless truths.

Genetics is not a 'fad', it is a timeless truth. And it provides accurate and useful information. It's assisted so much in medical research, and soon we may have to rely more on geneticists for food, seeing as we'll need plants and animals that can survive in bad atmospheric conditions etc.

Quit thinking about our pants harlot!

Did you not see where I wrote:

We inherit GENES from both our parents. And NO, I didn't misspell the word, I wasn't thinking of Levi's.

I'm not talking about your pants. The inside of your mind is probably a scary place!

[Remy Lebeau]

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And speaking of inherited genes, do you know there are so many diseases and defects which result from having the Y (male) chromosome? In cases like color blindness for example, often this would be canceled out by another X (female) chromosome but a poor little weak Y chromosome is not strong enough to stand up to it.

Here is a list of a few female diseases that we will hypothetically assign to these so called X homozones.

Stupidity
Physical ineptness
Child birth.
Monthly bleeding
Uncontrollable emotions
Simple-mindedness
Heightened sinfulness
Devious sneakiness
A vagina.

You men have wimpy genes.

Then you have wimp genes in addition to your British convict genes? Since the father's seed created you, you kleptomaniac trollop.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Here is a list of a few female diseases that we will hypothetically assign to these so called X homozones.

Stupidity
Physical ineptness
Child birth.
Monthly bleeding
Uncontrollable emotions
Simple-mindedness
Heightened sinfulness
Devious sneakiness
A vagina.

Some of those (the words I've bolded) are called standard characteristics, not diseases. Sheeesh. The rest of words which are not bolded would not be restricted to females, especially given some of the men here as an example. *snicker*

Then you have wimp genes in addition to your British convict genes? Since the father's seed created you, you kleptomaniac trollop.

Nope, my X chromosomes would have canceled out the wimpy male Y chromosome. Face it, you're stuck with it. Stop trying to make others share that pain.

[Ixi]

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Men.....

Have balls

Must I say no more? *Kicks*

I was stronger then my brother since being a fetus, face it, women can be stronger then men. Women are the ones who bring life into the world, all the men do is stick thier "tallywacker" in and have pleasure.

[Enobarbus]

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Men.....

Have balls

Must I say no more? *Kicks*

I was stronger then my brother since being a fetus, face it, women can be stronger then men. Women are the ones who bring life into the world, all the men do is stick thier "tallywacker" in and have pleasure.

You were luckier than your brother. If he had lived he would be bigger and stronger than you and be a better football player (and smarter and better at eveything else of importance). Women were made to pop babies so there are more little soldiers for Jesus on the way all the time. As the good Pastor Al has pointed out, women are overns for babies. Men are designed to just -- like what you said -- and get it over and done with, because they have other important things to get on with, like preaching, being president, etc.