WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

[Bob4God]

FREEHOLD FIREARMS is proud to announce its PAST contest: Prove Any Scientific Theory!

So you think you have it all figured out with secular science? So you believe the Bible is just a bunch of fairy tales? PROVE IT, and win CASH!!!!

We are giving away a grand prize of ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS! to anyone who can PROVE any of the following scientific theories:

1. EVOLUTION

2. GRAVITY

3. HUMANS LANDED ON THE MOON

Smaller prizes will be awarded to anyone who can DISPROVE any of the following:

4. ANGELS

5. THE RESURRECTION OF JESUS CHRIST

6. NOAH'S ARK

What are you waiting for? Win ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS! today, and Prove Any Scientific Theory!





DISCLAIMER:

Contestants must present their evidence in their own words, and may use only valid sources, such as Holy Scripture or Kent Hovind's website to back up their assertions. FREEHOLD FIREARMS reserves the right to refuse awarding a prize to certain contestants, such as homosexuals or Catholics. Contestants attempting to disprove items 4 - 6 must provide tangible evidence for their claims and must explain why the Bible is not the Holy Word of GOD ALMIGHTY. Contestants may not use Wikipedia or YouTube unless linking to Ray Comfort videos. FREEHOLD FIREARMS is hereby released of any liability following your own inadvertent damnation for trying to disprove Holy Scripture, and encourages all contestants to get saved and accept CHRIST JESUS after competing in the contest.

[Not Christian]

Re: WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

I can easily disprove the Ark.

OK, How DAPIFFLE does a person with no technology get 2 of every animal on Earth and fit them on a boat!? The boat would have to be bigger than dapiffling moon! Yes I put "Dapiffle" this website replaces "The P I F F L E" with "The piffle"

[Not Christian]

Re: WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

Oh and Jesus didn't comeback to life... some Necrophiliacs to his body and *** gay fantasy removed ***

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

I can easily disprove the Ark.

OK, How does a person with no technology get 2 of every animal on Earth and fit them on a boat!? The boat would have to be bigger than the moon!

Well, Noah didn't "get" two of every animal. The Lord brought them to him.

Gen 6:20 Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.

And don't forget Noah took seven of every clean animal.

Gen 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.

Noah lived about a thousand years before God gave Moses the dietary laws for the children of Israel, so if God hadn't brought the animals to him, he probably wouldn't have known which ones were clean or unclean. So Noah didn't need any technology to gather all the animals. God brought them to him.

As to how all the animals fit on the ark, that's easy. It was a miracle. God made them fit. Just the same as the global Flood itself was a miracle. So you haven't disproved the miracle of the Great Flood. Now you should start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Oh and Jesus didn't comeback to life... some Necrophiliacs to his body and blanked the blank out of it!

You just made that up. That's not proof. There is no Biblical or extra-Biblical source that claims any such thing.

[Not Christian]

Re: WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

Dude I was there, Jesus was a drug addict who walked in shallow pounds. His moma was just cheating on her husband and everyone back then (other than me) was dumb as hell! So her hubby just said "DERP"

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

I can easily disprove the Ark.

OK, How DAFUQ does a person with no technology get 2 of every animal on Earth and fit them on a boat!? The boat would have to be bigger than dafuqing moon!

Easy actually. Just take the smaller animals and let the bigger animals (dinosaurs etc.) drown.

[Bob4God]

Re: WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

Not a Christian, thank you for participating in PAST!

Unfortunately, you have been proven utterly wrong by Holy Scripture, and even though you do not win the ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS! perhaps you will win something even better: SALVATION THROUGH JESUS!

Thanks for playing!

[Albert The Lunkhead (On Moderation)]

Re: WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

Unfortunately, you have been proven utterly wrong by Holy Scripture...

No, we haven't.

and even though you do not win the ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!

We can win around ONE MILLION DOLLARS OR MORE for the Nobel Prize, fundamental physics prize etc.

[Bob4God]

Re: WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

No, we haven't.

Feel free to try again to prove GOD wrong.

We can win around ONE MILLION DOLLARS OR MORE for the Nobel Prize, fundamental physics prize etc.

You must think quite highly of yourself. Typical atheist.

[Albert The Lunkhead (On Moderation)]

Re: WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

Feel free to try again to prove GOD wrong.

Well, you have to explain what "God" is. Without some kind of definition, how do you expect anyone to answer your question about what he wanted, depending what he is in the first place? People who claim the existence of things without evidence need to at least provide some kind of definition for what it is before asking to disprove it. That would be logical. Back to what I said, we haven't been proven utterly wrong. Proof in scientific terms only exists in mathematics. In terms of the use of the word "proof" in everyday language, the burden of proof is on those making a novel proposition for which we have no easily observable evidence. The base line is that invisible pink unicorns and invisible deities must be proven rather than disproven with positive evidence. To assert that because you cannot prove that God does not exist, God must exist is a logical fallacy. Unsupported anecdotal evidence of miracles or communication with God id not proof of anything.

You must think quite highly of yourself. Typical atheist.

I just think like most people. I don't deny evidence which is right in front of your eyes. I'm not like you Christians who say the Earth is flat, when there's evidence; that evolution is fake, when there's evidence for the truth; that the universe doesn't exist, when there's evidence for its existence; that the Earth is 6000 years old, when there's evidence for it being billions of years. All these, and much more, are accepted by famous Christians around the world - why can't you open you eyes and accept sufficient evidence?

[Didymus Much]

Re: WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

...All these, and much more, are accepted by famous Christians around the world - why can't you open you eyes and accept sufficient evidence?

If they deny the Truth(tm) of the Bible, how are they Christians?

[Bob4God]

Re: WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

Well, you have to explain what "God" is.

This is the source of all the misery, confusion and pain in your life. You do not know who GOD is. You have an empty void in your life that you try to fill with science, but that will only leave you feeling like an unimportant glob of goo on a rock floating in space.

If you will open your heart, and a Bible, you will come to know just who GOD is. He will reveal the truth of the world to you, and peace and joy will be yours through simple supplication and submission to the perfect will of the One who created you.

Isn't that a much better reward than the Nobel prize?

He wants you to obey His every whim, to hear His voice in your head, to spread the Good News of His impending return when He will slaughter multitudes of rebellious humans who would not have Him as their LORD and SAVIOR.

I suspect if none of the above were true, it would have been disproved already.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

Easy actually. Just take the smaller animals and let the bigger animals (dinosaurs etc.) drown.

Plus the dinosaurs were clearly corrupted by Satan and turned gay.

[Bob4God]

Re: WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

Plus the dinosaurs were clearly corrupted by Satan and turned gay.

If I gave out a thousand dollars to you every time you made a brilliant True Christian statement like this, I would be broke!

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: WANT TO WIN $1,000? Prove Any Scientific Theory!

WELL, there is a legitimate theory behind God's existance....
Here's the proof! <3
Go ahead and donate my winnings to Landover Baptist, teehee


(I'm kidding <3 We already knew this was proven, and its not on the list.)