[Squidward]

Re: SCIENCE GONE MAD - Cow-Human Clones!

See how Faith is such a wonderful thing to behold?

Seems you can't even answer our questions.

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: SCIENCE GONE MAD - Cow-Human Clones!

Pastors - I only know this because there are plenty of yung'uns in my family: Squidward is the best friend of that sick yellow pervert, Spongebob Square Penis! Pastor Deacon Fred has preached on this very subject:

This person, "Squidward", is probably a homer pervert trying to corrupt the youth of Landover.

[Jean Poole]

Re: SCIENCE GONE MAD - Cow-Human Clones!

SquidMonkey, God put the apple in the Garden so that Adam and Eve could have Free Will! Adam and Eve chose to do wrong, so we are all condemned to hell forever and ever unless we believe in Jesus. HALLELUJAH!

Don't you see Christ's Love encompassing this?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: SCIENCE GONE MAD - Cow-Human Clones!

That makes no sense what so ever. The amount of contradictions is baffling. So since God knows what is going to happen, since he has a plan, he makes a tree that he knows Eve and Adam are going to eat from that makes us what we are today and gets annoyed? Please elaborate.

Lucky for you, I have an old sermon that explains the whole thing.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: SCIENCE GONE MAD - Cow-Human Clones!

Woah, so if the world is based off two people then, how is it we are not imbread, how is it that we have different colour skins? That story makes no sence at all! It seems like a fairy tale to me to be honest. A talking snake woah! If we were created perfect beings in the first place... how is it she was such a bimbo then?

Ge:4:16: And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.
Ge:4:17: And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.
Ge:4:18: And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech.

After this there’s quite a lot of begetting – we thus see that inbreeding wasn’t a problem.
The races all have different colored skins because of this distribution of Noah’s sons.
A talking snake eh? Amazing? Well amazing to you! In those days things were different. Think of the situation if you went back 500 years with an iPod, you played it to some famous person who was amazed and then you travelled back to our time. Now that famous person would write about the experience but would anyone who later read his notes believe him?

You seem to think that “Perfect” means omniscient, omnipotent, etc. Clearly this isn’t so. The “Perfect” Pork chop is none of those, but is perfect. Adam and Eve were Perfect as far as they went. I’ve already said that they lacked the distinction between good and evil. They didn’t need to think much beacuse everything was there for them, so their IQ was probably not much better than yours.

That makes no sense what so ever. The amount of contradictions is baffling. So since God knows what is going to happen, since he has a plan, he makes a tree that he knows Eve and Adam are going to eat from that makes us what we are today and gets annoyed? Please elaborate.

I simply do not see your difficulties. Let’s assume that you give your 4 year old nephew a football and say, “Go play in the garden but do not throw it near the windows.” 10 minutes later there’s a crash and the window’s gone. You beat three shades out of the nephew. See the parallel? Who was it who put the windows there? Who was it who gave the kid a football? Who was the idiot who disobeyed you?