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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12938

    #16
    Re: God gives tards a double dose of smiting

    Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
    Seriously a limo. You guys call yourself christains?
    No, we do not call ourselves "christains." (I'm not even familiar with that term).

    What's the matter with you people? You wouldn't know the bible if it hit you in the head. Damn you people you've twisted the words of the bible to suit yourselves.
    Please show me a single instance where True Christian™ twists the words of the Bible.

    Go screw yourselves will you.
    I feel blessed by your unjust persecution (Matthew 5:10-12).
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Fireburp
      Unsaved trash, depraved godmocker
      • Jan 2015
      • 100

      #17
      Re: God gives tards a double dose of smiting

      Sorry damn typos Christians

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      • Alvin Moss
        Serving Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4468

        #18
        Re: God gives tards a double dose of smiting

        Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
        Seriously a limo. You guys call yourself christains? What's the matter with you people? You wouldn't know the bible if it hit you in the head. Damn you people you've twisted the words of the bible to suit yourselves. Go screw yourselves will you.

        No.

        Also, while the comma is widely misunderstood and often underused, you have provided a perfect example of just how important they are.

        To Wit:

        Damn, you people you've...

        Damn you people, you've...

        Are you just cursing or cursing us?

        Strong language is never welcome.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78553

          #19
          Re: God gives tards a double dose of smiting

          Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
          Seriously a limo. You guys call yourself christains? What's the matter with you people? You wouldn't know the bible if it hit you in the head. Damn you people you've twisted the words of the bible to suit yourselves. Go screw yourselves will you.
          Dear Godmocking Whore;

          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Roland
            Obese Swedish Meatball
            Delusional Forum Member
            • May 2014
            • 2189

            #20
            Re: God gives tards a double dose of smiting

            Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
            [...] Damn you people you've twisted the words of the bible to suit yourselves. Go screw yourselves will you.
            Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
            No.

            Also, while the comma is widely misunderstood and often underused, you have provided a perfect example of just how important they are.

            To Wit:

            Damn, you people you've...

            Damn you people, you've...

            Are you just cursing or cursing us?

            Strong language is never welcome.
            The question is answered by the ¨you´ve¨ the poster uses. If it were a general curse he would have written ¨Damn, you people have twisted the words of the bible to suit yourselves. Go screw yourselves will you¨. The extra you is only needed in this construction: ¨Damn you people, you've...¨.
            Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

            Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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            • Alvin Moss
              Serving Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4468

              #21
              Re: God gives tards a double dose of smiting

              Originally posted by Roland View Post
              The question is answered by the ¨you´ve¨ the poster uses. If it were a general curse he would have written ¨Damn, you people have twisted the words of the bible to suit yourselves. Go screw yourselves will you¨. The extra you is only needed in this construction: ¨Damn you people, you've...¨.

              It is unwise to assume that this Negroe has used proper grammar. He is clearly only semi-literate.
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #22
                Re: God gives tards a double dose of smiting

                Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                Seriously a limo. You guys call yourself christains? What's the matter with you people? You wouldn't know the bible if it hit you in the head. Damn you people you've twisted the words of the bible to suit yourselves. Go screw yourselves will you.
                Then please do tell us the correct reading of the Bible passages that we've quoted, and explain how you know.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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