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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
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    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #31
    Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

    Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
    So, if bats are bird, do they lay eggs?? all birds lay eggs, if it doesn't lay an egg it's no bird, simple as that.
    Bat's won't lay eggs because the are evil and hate Jesus so they have gay sex.

    Checkmate sinner.

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
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      • Sep 2006
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      #32
      Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

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      • snottyduck
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2008
        • 564

        #33
        Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

        Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post

        Anyway, if egg-laying is the criterion for birdhood, I just ate a nice fillet of salmon-bird last night. And this morning there was a spider-bird spinning a web in the toolshed. Salmon and spiders lay eggs, you see.
        not quite correct, it's not because other types of animals (like insect and fish) lay eggs that it means they belong to the birds. The bat is not a bird because all birds are laying eggs. So if the bat doesn't lay eggs it cannot be a bird as all birds lay eggs. Get it??


        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Bat's won't lay eggs because the are evil and hate Jesus so they have gay sex.

        Checkmate sinner.
        That doesn't even make any sense. What kind of dope are you on boy??

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
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          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #34
          Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

          Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
          That doesn't even make any sense. What kind of dope are you on boy??
          How so, pretty clearly if a bird spent all of it's time having butt sex there would be no eggs.

          Do you atheists have some problem with logic?

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          • snottyduck
            Confirmed Enemy of God
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            • Apr 2008
            • 564

            #35
            Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            How so, pretty clearly if a bird spent all of it's time having butt sex there would be no eggs.

            Do you atheists have some problem with logic?
            Yeah, if the bad would be a bird and he had butt sex all the time he would indeed lay no eggs, but then again, there would be no new bats born and the species would be long extinct. Whoops, did I hear your theory going down the drain??

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            • Brother Temperance
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              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
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              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #36
              Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

              Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
              So, if bats are bird, do they lay eggs?? all birds lay eggs, if it doesn't lay an egg it's no bird, simple as that.
              I challenge you to back that assertion up with scripture, sinner.
              Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
              not quite correct, it's not because other types of animals (like insect and fish) lay eggs that it means they belong to the birds.
              So, you think insects and fish aren't birds, but they lay bird eggs?
              Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
              Yeah, if the bad would be a bird and he had butt sex all the time he would indeed lay no eggs, but then again, there would be no new bats born and the species would be long extinct. Whoops, did I hear your theory going down the drain??
              Goths are a bunch of faggots who sodomise each other all the livelong day, and yet your contemptible breed inexplicably don't seem to have died out yet.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
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                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #37
                Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Goths are a bunch of faggots who sodomise each other all the livelong day, and yet your contemptible breed inexplicably don't seem to have died out yet.
                Checkmate Snottyduck.

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