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  • How The AIDS Works, Explained by a Godly Republican

    The Holy Spirit is clearly throbbing through the manly, Christian veins of Minnesota House candidate Bob Frey ®. He took time out from his campaign schedule to explain how the AIDS works, so even a liberal hatemonger can understand it.
    Minnesota Republican explains where AIDS comes from

    When questioned about his position on social issues, [Minnesota House candidate Bob Frey ®] added that it “does certainly need to be addressed for what it is. It’s not about the gay agenda but about the science and the financial impact of that agenda. It’s more about sodomy than about pigeonholing a lifestyle.”

    Frey then explained his view: “When you have egg and sperm that meet in conception, there’s an enzyme in the front that burns through the egg. The enzyme burns through so the DNA can enter the egg. If the sperm is deposited anally, it's the enzyme that causes the immune system to fail. That’s why the term is AIDS – acquired immunodeficiency syndrome.”
    And that's how it works.
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    Re: How The AIDS Works, Explained by a Godly Republican

    Typical. Obama's scientists spend millions trying to prove it's some sort of virus when all the while the true answer--an anus dripping with sperm--is right in front of our faces.

    The gaysexuals could cure the AIDS in one simple act: stop sinning. No semen in the anus, no enzyme in the immune system, no AIDS. Simple as that. Praise Jesus.
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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      Re: How The AIDS Works, Explained by a Godly Republican

      Even its interesting HOW it works, the most important part is WHY it is working. And it is working because God wants it to work.
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      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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        Re: How The AIDS Works, Explained by a Godly Republican

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        The Holy Spirit is clearly throbbing through the manly, Christian veins of Minnesota House candidate Bob Frey ®. He took time out from his campaign schedule to explain how the AIDS works, so even a liberal hatemonger can understand it.


        And that's how it works.
        This does not surprise me at all

        When a gaywise rapes his victim (YES, it is ALWAYS rape) it is not even the first violation. Queers roam for innocent young youths in groups or 'fists' (the collective noun for homers) and once they find a young weak, vulnerable young youth they grab him and bundle him into their auto and take turns of the terrified young victims face and mouth and rump.

        If they have a hankering for a 'Bear' they often need to pay a lesbian to overpower him

        No doubt this enzyme has a similar switchifying effect on the brain: how else could you imagine a not gay youth 'suddenly' decides to be gay? Anal sex is definitely excruciatingly painful and I have no doubt that this enzyme (which is a chemical, let's not forget) is also an analgesic as well as an enzyme and a chemical.

        We need to face facts: the liquid silk that is man seed is deadly in any environment save for that of one's wife's lower Venusian furrow.

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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