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Re: Death is Better than CPR - Prepare for Your Next Stroke, Coronary Event or Asphyxiation NOW!
I've always had my suspicions about CPR. I was bringing up the evils of CPR to a friend and he revealed his dark and deranged past and confirmed my suspicions. He wanted to remain anonymous but was hoping I'd share his story as a cautionary tale. This individual used to be a homosexual. His best friend was straight. They grew up together, went to high school together. Eventually, his friend got married. Though my friend had a deviant crush on him for years
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It started out what would seem innocently enough, a stray thought here and there. Though soon he started masturbating to his best friend, collecting photographs, calling in sick to work to stay home and masturbate, his obsession was getting out of control
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He knew he could never reveal any of this to his friend. He knew his friend wasn't gay and had no interest in homosexuality, but he kept thinking, fantasizing, about CPR. His only chance. He kept dreaming about it like people dream about winning the lottery. Every dinner party they went to, he was hoping, dreaming that his friend would choke on some of his hard candy and meat that he would constantly "treat" his friend to. Everyone joked about how "polite" he was, little did they know his true motivation.
Then it happened, one night he couldn't take it anymore. He rationalized it, "It'll only be for a few minutes, nobody will know, he'll be unconscious throughout the whole thing, it's a victimless crime". He knows how his friend is a sucker for cake and gave him a cake for his birthday, with toothpicks hidden in it.
As expected, he chokes on the toothpicks, and my friend seizes the opportunity to do his perverted deed. Pretending to "save" his friend while in actuality killing him. He thought he would easily be able to save him, he was wrong. His maniacal plot took a gruesome turn when he found out his friend's heart wasn't beating, he was gone
. If only CPR was never invented by homosexual perverts, or the man had a "Do not resuscitate" card, this tragedy could have been averted. This is why I encourage everyone to get a "Do not resuscitate" and make sure all your potentially closed acquaintances know you have it. It just might save your life!
Everyone else still thinks his friend choked to death on his own to this day, he hadn't told anyone about this until now. Fortunately, he has since converted and become a Christian, and he's now happily married (to a woman) and has two children. He realizes the devastation and horror that his perverted urges caused and turned his life around for the better. Though everyday he goes through life he regrets giving into his perverted urges.
He wanted me to share his story so that anyone else struggling with perverted urges can get help and can continue the fight to never give in. Everyone at one point has had some sort of proclivity to sin just like kleptomaniacs have urges to steal and pedophiles have urges to rape children. Giving up and giving in to homosexual urges because "it's how you were born" is a coward's way out that devastates and destroys lives. Even if you don't realize exactly how it impacts you at the time, sooner or later it will. It's a constant struggle, even Jesus was tempted by Satan. The real test of your character isn't never going through temptation, it's to rise up and overcome your temptation. Having the courage and conviction to tell Satan "No!" despite how gratifying sin seems at the time.
Never give up the war on sin.
YIC,
Prayer Warrior
I've always had my suspicions about CPR. I was bringing up the evils of CPR to a friend and he revealed his dark and deranged past and confirmed my suspicions. He wanted to remain anonymous but was hoping I'd share his story as a cautionary tale. This individual used to be a homosexual. His best friend was straight. They grew up together, went to high school together. Eventually, his friend got married. Though my friend had a deviant crush on him for years
. It started out what would seem innocently enough, a stray thought here and there. Though soon he started masturbating to his best friend, collecting photographs, calling in sick to work to stay home and masturbate, his obsession was getting out of control
. He knew he could never reveal any of this to his friend. He knew his friend wasn't gay and had no interest in homosexuality, but he kept thinking, fantasizing, about CPR. His only chance. He kept dreaming about it like people dream about winning the lottery. Every dinner party they went to, he was hoping, dreaming that his friend would choke on some of his hard candy and meat that he would constantly "treat" his friend to. Everyone joked about how "polite" he was, little did they know his true motivation.
Then it happened, one night he couldn't take it anymore. He rationalized it, "It'll only be for a few minutes, nobody will know, he'll be unconscious throughout the whole thing, it's a victimless crime". He knows how his friend is a sucker for cake and gave him a cake for his birthday, with toothpicks hidden in it
.As expected, he chokes on the toothpicks, and my friend seizes the opportunity to do his perverted deed. Pretending to "save" his friend while in actuality killing him. He thought he would easily be able to save him, he was wrong. His maniacal plot took a gruesome turn when he found out his friend's heart wasn't beating, he was gone
. If only CPR was never invented by homosexual perverts, or the man had a "Do not resuscitate" card, this tragedy could have been averted. This is why I encourage everyone to get a "Do not resuscitate" and make sure all your potentially closed acquaintances know you have it. It just might save your life!Everyone else still thinks his friend choked to death on his own to this day, he hadn't told anyone about this until now. Fortunately, he has since converted and become a Christian, and he's now happily married (to a woman) and has two children. He realizes the devastation and horror that his perverted urges caused and turned his life around for the better. Though everyday he goes through life he regrets giving into his perverted urges.
He wanted me to share his story so that anyone else struggling with perverted urges can get help and can continue the fight to never give in. Everyone at one point has had some sort of proclivity to sin just like kleptomaniacs have urges to steal and pedophiles have urges to rape children. Giving up and giving in to homosexual urges because "it's how you were born" is a coward's way out that devastates and destroys lives. Even if you don't realize exactly how it impacts you at the time, sooner or later it will. It's a constant struggle, even Jesus was tempted by Satan. The real test of your character isn't never going through temptation, it's to rise up and overcome your temptation. Having the courage and conviction to tell Satan "No!" despite how gratifying sin seems at the time.
Never give up the war on sin.
YIC,
Prayer Warrior
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