Ridiculous scientific fraud about 'planetary formation'

[Elmer G. White]

Brethren,

This time I would be angry if the current attempt to oust Jesus and the Bible were not as riduculous as they are. Please, join me in merry laughter to mock the latest desperate 'finding' of astrologists!

Stargazers in the cat lick Chili, at the Atacama Large Millimeter Array (preposterous, a millimeter is a few percent of an inch long and thus not at all large) have taken a photograph of 'deep space' of the star called HL Tau. They have 'seen' an image that reminds me of a target for shooting practice.



Nice colors, nice bull's eye. Something to admire, God's beautiful craftmanship! However, the atheists claim that this is a 'protoplanetary disk', a young star with debris all around and the gaps are supposedly caused by the 'gravitational perturbations' of the forming 'planets' that allegedly are hoovering the left-over material thus forming these voids within the target.

There is so much wrong with this ludicrous interpretation.

The scientists are astonished that such wonders could form in a mere million years. I am not! They don't need million years to form, they do not need six thousand years to form, either. One day is enough!

Genesis 1:16
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.


Gravitation? Only a theory compared to intelligent pulling by God's angels!

Acts 27:23
For there stood by me this night the angel of God, whose I am, and whom I serve.

The void!? The only void is in the heart and soul of these lecherous sodomite scientists! Their target may seem to be up in the Firmamant but actually it is in Hell. They may take pictures of the 'target' but they will eventually be the targets of Jesus' accurate aim to be dropped into the Furnace themselves. Whereas out target is Heaven, where the wonders of the Firmament and its beautiful crystalline sphere will be laid before us in all their Glory. 'Ha-ha' shall we say to the unbelievers.



Psalms 119:126
It is time for thee, LORD, to work: for they have made void thy law.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Ridiculous scientific fraud about 'planetary formation'

I see this kind of thing as God's artwork. As they gaze on the Firmament with what amounts to a big magnifying glass they see the subtle artwork left by our Almighty God as a rebuke to them for doubting His wonders.

This shows so much evidence of design. Why can't they see it?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Ridiculous scientific fraud about 'planetary formation'

Stargazers in the cat lick Chili, at the Atacama Large Millimeter Array (preposterous, a millimeter is a few percent of an inch long and thus not at all large)

The confusion is probably caused by all those different countries being involved. Apparently it's an international partnership between the USA, Europe, Canukistan, East Asia and Chilli. Leaving aside the problem that Europe and East Asia are not even proper countries, everyone uses different measurements. So by the time you've got Europeon and Canuki metric measurements mixed up with Japanese kanejakus and Dago puntos, nobody knows how big the darn thing is in proper measurements!

Also, it's called an astronomical interferometer. Is it even legal to interfere with the Firmament? Maybe in Chilli, I guess.

[uncool dude]

Re: Ridiculous scientific fraud about 'planetary formation'

You guys make Islam seem normal and you make radical Muslims seem rational and sane. The forum brings a new meaning to stupidity.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Ridiculous scientific fraud about 'planetary formation'

I see this kind of thing as God's artwork. As they gaze on the Firmament with what amounts to a big magnifying glass they see the subtle artwork left by our Almighty God as a rebuke to them for doubting His wonders.

This shows so much evidence of design. Why can't they see it?

I couldn't agree more! Concentric circles and their aesthetics are a sure sign of intelligent design! Just look at water after a stone hits it: concentric beautiful waves exactly as God created them!

And the whole concept would require a MILLION years to be formed based on the atheist heresy. Of course, this is impossible as Creation took place a little more than 6000 years ago.

How ignorant can you get!?

Isaiah 56:10
His watchmen are blind: they are all ignorant, they are all dumb dogs, they cannot bark; sleeping, lying down, loving to slumber.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Ridiculous scientific fraud about 'planetary formation'

The confusion is probably caused by all those different countries being involved. Apparently it's an international partnership between the USA, Europe, Canukistan, East Asia and Chilli. Leaving aside the problem that Europe and East Asia are not even proper countries, everyone uses different measurements. So by the time you've got Europeon and Canuki metric measurements mixed up with Japanese kanejakus and Dago puntos, nobody knows how big the darn thing is in proper measurements!

Also, it's called an astronomical interferometer. Is it even legal to interfere with the Firmament? Maybe in Chilli, I guess.

I thought about your post, pious Sister. I'm afraid it's the Tower of Babel again. This time the builders think that they have a common tongue in 'science' and, once again, their methods are as despicable as they were the last time this occurred.

See Genesis 11:2-3
And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them throughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter. And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top [may reach] unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.

Indeed, they are using the slime of their unclean thoughts to 'build the tower of knowledge'. I don't think we have anything to worry about, though. Also these modern-day builders of sodomistic science fantasies will be scattered...

...into the Furnace.

Matthew 13:50
And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ridiculous scientific fraud about 'planetary formation'

You guys make Islam seem normal and you make radical Muslims seem rational and sane. The forum brings a new meaning to stupidity.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel